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¡Forward Russia!: Don't Be A Doctor

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The first single from the Russians to go by a name instead of a number opens with an aching, solipsistic lament: “You furnish decay with innocent hands / You furnish decay with polymer down / These feathers that bind yourself to itself / Will furnish decay with infinite strength”.

Fuck knows what that means, frankly, but if there was ever an abiding tendency in screamo from At The Drive-In up, it’s singing crossword puzzle lyrics with an earnest conviction not regularly seen outside of the twinkle in a snake-handling Pentecostalist hillbilly’s eye. Or Mel Gibson drunkenly holding forth, whichever you prefer.

Of course, all of this sounds delectable. Tom’s vocals once again display his fine credentials as a falsetto singer and sound as polished and prismatic as an ice cave. The eerie intro soon gives way to predictable fireworks, blasting off into fuel-injected Mars Volta territory that combines jazzy complexity with math-rock intensity that’s unrivalled among their peers. Instruments fall in and out of step seemingly with every bar, while the vocal refrain is unceremoniously dumped and crowbarred back in at the end in dramatic fashion.

It’s not going to win them any new fans, and they could still do with a bona-fide ‘choon’ to satisfy the more rhythmically impoverished among us, but otherwise this is massive, an ominous declaration of intent from the executive arm of the Leeds hi-hatocracy.

  • ¡Forward Russia! 8 / 10
  • ooooh

    i pre ordered this! cant wait to own it.

  • me too

    it should look amaxing too as the second side is Tom Russia's art work!

    • this is fucking awesome

      and if it's indicative of a new direction, I for one am excited beyond belief.

      that is all.

      • Its a brave single

        Still growing on me but I know I'm going to like it a lot eventually

    • I didn't know this was being released so soon

      Does that mean a new album is in the pipeline?

    • this band

      played the best gig i ver went to. and i met steve lemacq.

      • totally ace

        they're truly one of the best bands around

        • I thought

          they were saying "You furnished a cave with innocent hands". Makes more sense that, nice 3 piece suite and matching lampshade in a labyrinth an all that.

          • HURRAY...

            ...For this. Great title, ruling tune.

          • and whats more..

            furnishing your cave with infinite strength!

            Get it done in no time :)

    • i've got

      it on cd promo but i cant wait to get my hands on the vinyl :)

      • The second half of that last sentence

        is my new favourite second-half-of-a-sentence of this week.

      • vinyl came today...

        ...is pretty.

        • caught

          them at summer sundae last year, thought they were ok, but really wanted to like them more! am i missing something?

          • where the hell is my vinyl

            :@

            • Where the hell ye managed to pre-order it from?

              I've looked about and no-one seems to list it for pre-order yet.

            • Just wanted to say

              I'm DISGUSTED at the message iForward, Russia! are putting out to the kids here. This country needs new doctors and this scruffy lot should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. How many would-be doctors will now turn to a life of crack just because their favourite band told them it wasn't hip and trendy and cool? I for one will be writing to my local MP, demanding that they ban this sick filth.

              Yours fumingly,
              Disgusted of Yorkshire

    • are you kidding me

      i heard this and thought it was pretentious nonsense. Much like their previous pretentious nonsense but now SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES LONG and still with no tune. Why do this band get the attention they do. They are a badly put together third generation copy of what was great music (Mars Volta, Blood brothers) which fails to understand what was trying to be achieved in the first place. I would give this three out of ten tops.