after being on quite strong medication for 5 days I ignored the package advice and went out with mates for a sat night piss up, all went a bit wrong after the slammers and i went outside to gain composure, sat talking to my mate and generally trying to sober up when i had the urge to fart, let go of a ripper and followed thru with the most horrible slurry type shit. trying to walk to the bog without looking like John wayne was hard enough but trying to clean up the mess when fully tanked was horrible, i ended up leaving my soiled boxers in the cubicle and managed to make my exscuses and leave without being busted....am i wrong?
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Pooing- Understandable and unfortunate
Posting- Seriously unwise.
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You should have filmed it
1boy1boxers.com
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To tell us? Yes.
i'm disappointed
i thought this would be about a Paula Radcliffe style commando poo. You crapped yourself, so what? I do it all the time. Heck, i'm doing it right now
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oh god
more importantly,
did you urinate as well? how long for? did you wipe your willy afterwards?
(haha - 'willy')
no i didnt
tho when i peeled off my soiled undies,wiped the backs of my legs and sat down to finish off what i started i could well of tinkled at the same time,cant remember was pretty drunk which means i probably didnt wipe my willy,would of given it a shake tho
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haha, this has to be...
...easily the most candid post in history.
following through = always bad
i was in a pool when someone had a poo in the pool, but to be fair they were very severely disabled...
as for me, i slurry pooed uncontrollably when i was 12 and the results were catastrophic.
were you at school
did you have to wear somthing from the lost property box after your accident....what a bastard that was, even if you managed to get away with a toilet tremor,your classmates would soon know about it as you walk into class wearing a pair of grey shorts 10 years old that are 2 sizes too short....got ' youve just pissed your pants and matron just sorted you out; written all over them.....cunts
I was at boarding school
and it was evening, so all I needed to do was go see matron and change my pants using some of my own ones.