I think I might just have pressed the long flush instead of the short flush!

It wasn’t my fault though, I got DiStracted (haha megaLOL at the capitalisation of the D and the S, because I’m posting this on drownedinsounddotcom!!!) by someone talking out side the toilet which wouldn’t have been an issue if I had decideded to go to the gents toilet over the DiSabled (I just realised that was never funny and never clever) toilet where you get like rooms within the big room, but you get no privacy to check out your profile in the mirror and make sure that your jeans are hanging correctly, and there are some days that it really matters, because the same people are at work and one of them was on the phone and in the midst of a non work related conversation about his car which he had taken into be serviced last week, and it had passed which he was shocked about because he had been driving it along a rather uneven B-road and the shock absorbers must have been slightly wounded, but apparently this wasn’t the case. But it got me thinking about how when I was at still in Bristol after Glastonbury with big hangovers I completely forgot that I had booked my car in for it’s MOT and thought I had missed it but it was ok because my daddy had taken it to be done, because I had fortuitously mentioned in passing to my mother that I had booked an MOT for that day, and being the organised type my mother had put it on her calendar which had a lovely photo of a cottage in Dorset near the coast, not that you could see the coast I must add, but there was a suspicious amount of seagulls in the foreground of the photo for it to have been taken further to the north of Dorset. But I didn’t know that my dad had taken the car and so I got all stressed and paranoid and ended up going back to sleep so without thinking I flushed the toilet wrong and immediately realised my grave error and felt bad about wasting an extra few litres of water, it wasn’t like I’d done anything worth flushing really either, after all I have drank so much water today that my wee wee was pretty much clear, so no one would have noticed if they had gone in afterwoods. Can you catch AIDS from getting someone else’s wee wee on you?