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Time Out's list of the 50 best bars and pubs in London


by joeymahone

http://www.timeout.com/london/bars/features/4194/London-s_top_50_bars_and_pubs.html An interesting mix, from poky boozers full of codgers sipping ale to the kind of swanky place where you can afford about one drink in the course of a night. It's my aim t


Fact-o-rama – July 2007


by joeymahone

3 July 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2156636 10 July 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2180117 12 July 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2191220 13 July 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2194535 16 July 200


Fact-o-rama – June 2007


by joeymahone

1 June 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2035337 Dunga’s international record; ridiculous friendlies against the likes of Djibouti and Yemen; the 1987 Littlewoods Cup Final; Portuguese for Dopey; Masashi Nakayama; a pinch and a punch on the f


Fact-o-rama – May 2007


by joeymahone

1 May 2007 http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1927851 National Love Day; the longest ever kiss; a long, happy married life; the word “honeymoon”; Czech dogging; the cow’s heart as romantic symbol; Joseph Goebbels; naming conventions in British poli


Fact-o-rama – April 2007


by joeymahone

2 April 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1819676 North Pole, Alaska [see also: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1819698] 3 April 2007 http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1823519 120 tons of steel; building an orphanage out of staple


Fact-o-rama – March 2007


by joeymahone

5 March 2007 http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1697103 Canadian loonies; the oldest person who ever lived; Donald DeFreeze; Juelz Santana; Kilburn Poundstretcher 6 March 2007 http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1702396 Deaf President Now!; George Formb


Fact-o-rama – Jan/Feb 2007


by joeymahone

I've decided to start archiving Fact-o-rama, because I have nothing better to do. 25 January 2007 http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1546741 Charlie Bucket; the non-existence of Burma 29 January 2007 http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1557231 The BT To


stop me


by joeymahone

oh, stop me stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before stop me, oh, stop me stop me if you think that youve heard this one before nothing’s changed I still love you, oh, I still love you only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, m


...


by joeymahone

"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel..." Oh Horace Walpole, you massive emo.


roborant


by joeymahone

roborant \ROB-uh-ruhnt\, adjective: 1. Strengthening; restoring vigor. 2. A strengthening medicine; a tonic; a restorative. "That day, I felt the need of a roborant after my ghost-ridden night, and I swigged down two doses." -- William Least H


O Tell Me The Truth About Love


by joeymahone

Some say that love's a little boy, And some say it's a bird, Some say it makes the world go round, And some say that's absurd, And when I asked the man next-door, Who looked as if he knew, His wife got very cross indeed, And said it wouldn't do. Does it


A damsel with a dulcimer


by joeymahone

In a vision once I saw: It was an Abyssinian maid, And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of Mount Abora. Could I revive within me Her symphony and song, To such a deep delight 'twould win me, That with music loud and long, I would build that dome in a


A linguistics professor is giving a lecture to his class


by joeymahone

"In English," he explains, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," the professor continues, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form


DUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM


by joeymahone

Not only are there incredibly loud roadworks outside my office - they actually made the building shake yesterday - but this morning I was woken by the sound of drilling from the flat next door. It's like my life is currently being soundtracked by Einsturz


Blood


by joeymahone

I - I am the boy She - she is the girl He - he is is the bear We - We are the army you see through the red haze of BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD B


this is getting silly


by joeymahone

I'm starting to wonder if I have a personality of my own. First I bumped into Chiaroscuro when we were both dressed identically: http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1279566#r1279566 Then at Zonino I had the same hoodie as Monpot: http://drownedinsound.com