Former DiScover stars Moneytree have just embarked upon a tour, with similarly South Coast based rock tsunamis Caesura. And these are the dates of said tour...…

will this be amusing to anyone? probaby not…

everyone knows that horseradish goes with roast beef, and that apple sauce goes with pig products. i'd like to just remind ever…

everyone knows about falling asleep somewhere and massively overshooting their intended destination, and ending up in some zone 5 …

who is dead
lived and worked in Tunbridge Wells for a while when she was a young'un.

i also found out that Jeremy Warmsley, who i slept with sunday night, and Help She Can't Swim, who i'm reviewing from a few nights ago and who i love wit…

i have liek 7 pairs of trousers, and theyre all broken. either the flies are fucked, of the have massive holes that reveal my bumbum.

what is to be done?