Chad Kroeger - stupid-haired frontman in the world's worst power-ballad rockers Nickelback - was arrested last week for being drunk behind the wheel.
The singer was sliding his car along a British Columbia road when police decided they'd seen enough of his tomfoolery. They pulled him over, checked his breath and told him he was also driving too fast. So, like, gutted Chad.
He is now facing a (rather obvious) charge of drunk driving. Well I never indeeeed...
DiScuss: He'll probably get off though, eh? That's what happens: got money, no problems, drive however you like. Unless you're DMX of course, who's now in the clink (see our previous story). And, seriously now, is there a band in the world that sucks even more than Nickelback?
they get DMX then?
cos the story was about a warrant. hjas some one capped his ass?
he's in prison...
...unless the bail money's been collected...
what shit film was DMX in again?
i just remember it being shit and having someone like norris or seagal in.
I'm trying very hard to think of a band who suck harder than Nickelback
Linkin Park draw, but no-one suck harder.
And you can take that to the bank!
creed?
...
Kubb are the de facto 'worst band' in any comparison. No band can be worse than Kubb. It used to be Linkin Park, but you can liven up any conversation with a well-placed Linkin Park lyric.
Is Kubb not really just one guy, though...?
...
If we were to draw up a list of "bands" and determine from that list which were actual bands and which were songwriters with a bunch of scene-y session hacks hired to make up the numbers, we'd be on dangerous ground. Already the status of The Kooks is looking tenuous...
i think
evanescence and rooster might like to join this race
!
It's a top 3 of Nickleback, Staind and Creed I think...in no order...
Just add
3 Doors Down to those 3 and its complete.
Making it a four.
watch out
for big style rooster coverage on drownedinsound
coming SOON
Forgot about
Staind. But now I remember. God, they're shite.
just heard
rooster on the radio and it was so fucking godawful i couldn't decide whether i wanted to die or i wanted them to die.
train are up there contending for champions league positions and i think the kooks have just climbed into a uefa spot however nickelback have run away with the title.
what ever happened to limp biscuit?
WHAZZA?!
Wait a minute, are you guys saying Theory of A NickelCreed is more then one band? But I thought... but its all the same... I just dont understand why anybody would publish that garbage 3 times over!? And what is it with strippers and this crap? I actually walked away from boobies after putting up with 7 Theory of a NickelCreed songs in a row... Come on, you might be strippers but anybody that likes those plastic 12" heels must have some taste!
has anyone else...
..heard korns most recent material. awful.awfulawful.
i'd also vote for the various slipknot side projects, particularly the boring man rock of stone sour for 'worst band'.
my question is-
is radio friendly man rock like creed and nickelback better or worse then the current crop of 'emo' bands doing the rounds? its a fine line, i can't decide which genre is worse.
nickeltwat
are one hit wonders, surely? up there with the fast food rockers then. DiS doesn't cover their drunken antics though do they? nooooooo...!
sticklebrick
suck.
fast food rockers
can't afford drink
Hey DumAss!
Who ever wrote this article about Chad Kroeger should go fuck themselves, but probably already do since they have had so much time to write such fictional bullshit. Perhaps get your story straight! DUH!
He hasn't been charged with anything stupid...it's being investigated!! There is a big difference...but since you have your head up your ass and probably had a couple of ribs removed to lick your own balls, you wouldn't know!!
Best post ever
I love it when angry fans come all the way to DiS to make themselves look even more bin-raidingly scary than they already are by even existing.
!
haa haa you are awesome.
they all have to pry themselves away from the nickelback forum and come here. they have no life. debating for pages and pages if Chad is married. since when do ugly poodles get married.
Pfft
Whatever
!
My theory about record companies paying/duping people into coming onto websites such as this and defending their comodoties still holds true...
loser
read the article again...he's still driving under the influence..doesnt need to be booze ass, probably the drugs he takes...
watch interviews with him..he's drugged all the time..he blows his roadie...give me a break. go back to the shitty nickelback forum and die
Not sure Lostprophets
are that bad, perhaps we should celebrate their adept and rahther convenient evolution from a boil ridden noise bucket dressed as 'skaters' into the same but with more market friendly haircuts.
They make me retch.......
and........
.........................vomit.
more than the rest.
oh my god.. wow!
Nickelback's ONLY fan has returned from hiding! Where were you? we were about to call the police! Don't worry us again... and make sure you stay visible this time as we've been having to point and laugh at cooper temple fans and it's not as fun.
remember...
puddle of mudd?
were they nickelbacks side project or just another grunge dirge?
dreadful american bands are much worse than dreadful british bands. discuss. something about that californian whinge voice that grates on my soul, seems this new wave of emo has taken this baton further.
!
Puddle Of Mudd were there own 'band' as it were...
Eddie Vedder
Invented that annoying voice. I'm not a Pearl Jamfan, but not gonna lump 'em in with Nickelback and such but Vedder voice seems the source of the mimicry/careers of countless diseased noises.
And Chris Cornell(?): Another founding father of bad voices.
congratulations
to me, i saw chad croeger in the trafford centre one evening the weekend bon jovi were in town, him and his plastic fantastic wife, and i shouted "YOUR BAND SUCKS" and got carted away!
That be some guerilla Mackayism.
Good work familyman.
Sad.
This band have a huge ,huge fan base.You people would'nt know that.No.The only words you guys know,is words that can criticise Nickelback,
Your not fans,fine.But this excessive,repetitive critism is plain sad.
???
is this english????????
Go back to let me guess some foreign country who doesnt get good music.
Don,t think so !!
Nickelback did,nt go near the Trafford Centre as they were only in town for the show on the night only and did,nt get into town until 2.20pm then went straight to the venue
Oh yeah and he aint married either !!
get your facts right
Tosser !!!
another forum idiot
you are so dumb..
does it matter that he's married/or not? who cares...you will not get him, unless you are blonde, and 12.
not a forum idiot !!
oh and for the record .I had him 5 years ago in a manchester hotel
and i,m 30 not 12
herpes
you had him?? haa haa Let me guess is your real name Mandy??i heard about you..
Chad prefers not to wear condoms..and what not. so let me guess. you are a walking Kroeger disease.
liar!
Herpes !! not
Whats up Gayle,has he blown you out at some point ha ha ha !!,i noticed you say he does'nt like wearing condoms,it seems you have done your homework,or maybe it was really he insisted wearing one when you Shagged him in case of anything you might produce that would be just a friggin ugly as yourself and try to lay claim the hideous beast was Chads
Sad Twat !!
youwish
hmmm jealousy that I had him more you skank!
Mandy, dear mandy, I've seen yourpic with Chad, and trust me,,,you are too barbie for him.
Fake all over just like barbie.
YOu are just sad, that now he disses you..to his brother and cousin. You were by far what gives groupies a bad name.
Barbie !!
hahah never been called a Barbie before,and i,ve had no pics done with him either... you are a wrong sad twat again.
i can imagine you there now frantically searching for anything on Nickelback looking for a comeback on here ..hehe
really?
hmmm why do I need to frantically search for anything..when I have all the info I need.
I thought your precious mod on the forum told you and the other lame followers to leave this site alone?
Forums's
Not familiar with a forum as such,I tend to get information official and use Major music forums such as Mojo,Kerrang etc rather than second hand from pages of chatter in fan forums.now considering Kroeger sucks etc etc..why have you bothered to get any information on him whatsoever..i thought you hated the guy with a passion
great job
haa haa
should have thrown something at the uglymutt
to the Nickelback forum idiots
K...I agree with all the awesome shit on here. NB does suck! In fact, how can a band that has been here for years, only play for 75 mins ...as a headliner??? And only 12 songs?
Everyone want a good lol, go to this Nickelback Forum, and read the posts. Some of these users, breathe, live, shit nb. They worship him, even though he's a Drunk driver, drug addict, and lord knows what else. I'm sure Child pornography will pop up, as he likes to invite under age girls into his bus and limos. Pictures are on the net, go look.
Anyone who likes this band, seriously needs a smack, or gun shot, what ever would do more damage.
Face it people..NB are has beens! If it wasn't for other bands being there, no one would go.
I say shut down NB, and lets get a petition started to close this awful forum .....
to the nickelback forum idiots
Sounds like you have nothing better to do with your life then to post your negitative feelings about the bands that you dislike. Sounds to me that Mr. Kroeger is a smarter man then the one I'm replying too!!?? Are you jealous that he thought of the Idea of singing about how he feels, remember he is the one standing on stage and more then likly making more money in a week then you will probably ever see in your life time. Sounds like jealousy to me. As for people on a forum talking about a band they like is not a bad thing, why not you are on here talking about them are you not??? As for child pron what do you do on your spare time seen as you mentioned it first??... Maybe you should get a life that is worth posting about before you start bashing other peoples lives or don't you have one yet!!! Move on!!! Fine something better to do with your life, to post about!!!
children
sounds like you have nothing better to do than come on here and defend a band that could care less if you are alive or dead. what are you getting out of it?
smart man? Hmm let me see, 8 convictions of B&E, driving drunk (dui), appearing on tv with drugs, and a bong..
yep this is smart. fucking groupies with no condoms..hmm yep that's smart.
flame away you are the loser that continues to like this shitty band.
how you remind me someday! yep it takes lots of smarts and talent to write the same song twice
MR. GAYLE.. IS that your name..NICE!!!
SOMEDAY you will realize that this a free country and I can belong to any forum I want too, I think I have FIGURED YOU OUT your jealous that you don't have groupies to FOLLOW YOU HOME!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT he is smarter then you too make money off twosongs that may sound the same to some people and he is the one who is FEELIN' WAY TOO DAMN GOOD to get awaywith doing the things he does, ROCKSTARS go figure!! Loser?? People like you who have ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HEAD should THROW YOURSELF AWAY, Defending a band I like for ALL THE RIGHT REASONS!!! Your right there!! And I am Candian, born and raised and I support our Canadian boys and Bands. With your small mind as young as you are you will LEARN THE HARD WAY about bashing people, looks like its going to be THE LONG RAOD for you, OH where have the GOOD TIMES GONE!!!
Oh its MISS... My mistake... NOT!!
SO young, That is what this is all about, your mind is still developing!!
and yours is
populationpaste is a good place for you and your childish mind and behaviour.
no wait....that is what the forum is like
talent
hmm So I guess you had to pull out all the crappy cds to find the titles of songs? very talented..I guess all your education didnt go to waste
BTW..it's not RockstarS! It's ROCKSTAR!
Liable
Be careful what you post there,unless you have proof as you say where these pictures are on the net.Oooh actually maybe its a site you visit from time to time if it involves Child pornography,how do you know about such things !!
takes one to know one !
agreed
I totally agree.
These Nickelback haters have nothing else to do than slag them off.
So SAD.
??
why are their fans fucking foreigners? i thought they were canadian?
obviously since you losers from fucked up countries, dont have any other music to listen to, while doing drugs you have to pick this loser band
you are one to talk
well, isnt it liable, when you are lying about fucking the guy? you wish like i said, if you are not blonde and 16 he wouldnt do you.
Nickelback DOES NOT suck!
Just shut the fuck off!!
NICKELBACK DOES NOT SUCK!!!
Where the fuck did you get the currage away to say that Nickelback sucks?!!!
This is total war, from now!
hey...english might help
you know, if you werent wasting so much time on nickelback fan sites, you could practice english?
currage?? hmmm
dumb
shut the fuck off?
hmmm didn't know you could fuck on either!
To the moron!
Apparently you seem to spend A LOT of time in the NB forum, kroegersucks!!!! since you know all the gossip about Chad! Somewhat embaressing, huh? Idiot! If you hate the guys so much (which I doubt!) why the fuck do you waste your life in front of your computer concentrating your whole non-exsisting life on a band you claim to hate? Get a life, asshole
forum?
I see you around on the forum too.
Did you not realize that just because you hate ONE member of a band..doesn't mean you hate them all?
I guess practice what you preach? You are "front of your computer concentrating your whole non-existing life"....haa haa stoop to a Forum members level!
PS..learn to spell.
While you are at it...get a life too...you obviously dont have one, if you are here.
Imbicile!
So....you just hate ONE member of NB? Okay, so you're into a "loser band"? 'Cause that's the term you use about NB in here...oh, and according to you...they "suck" too! But...NOOOOO....you don't hate them! You're just pissed 'cause you got banned from the forum! Also you ditch Chad for smoking once in a while....but you claim that people who likes NB should be shot (you're really a holy idiot, huh?).....how about starting with yourself! Okay, where you come from, it's not bad to shoot people...as long as they don't smoke bongs! You also claim to have "had" Chad...why? If you hate him so much!
Sorry to disturb your checking on peoples spelling....check your own!
spellchecker
How am I banned? Excuse me. I've been on there 6 times. ANd as soon as I saw all you foreign losers talking about his underwear, and hair colour, and type of food he eats, and if he's married that bitch yet. I decided enough is enough. You forum assholes dont even talk about the music. No one talks about gold records..oh yeah wait..do they have any??
smoking once in awhile? oh yeah. like i'm sure it's only on occasion. More like every day, and now with his dui. fucker deserves to be in jail, like other normal people would be if they did half the shit that pansy did.
you really need a life. check my own? hmm examples. And the funny thing is, i've pm'd you a couple times on the forum and you have been so nice writing back! ha ha ha.
idiot
what is wrong with you people?
yeah I know this argument happened a year ago... but just recently becoming fond of Nickelback myself I searched their name on the 'net and found this... how old did you lot say you were again? christ... why not go to your houses/flats/boxes/whatever other things you live in and think to yourself that other people are entitled an opinion... yeah... some of Nickelback's stuff isn't too great... but other stuff is awesome
and that's MY opinion... I respect the fact you don't like them... even if I couldn't give a flying fuck... I'm not sad enough to go on the internet, sign up to a website and make my username "Kroegersucks"... and you call Nickelback fans sad?!
oh and... just so you know... their newest album didn't just get gold...it's multi-platinum now... so shove that up your arse and smoke it
How can you smoke what's up your arse?
WHERE ARE YOUR LIPS, YOU FREAK?