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I'm becoming Howard Hughes

my house has a mouse.

i've seen him under our toaster and he's eaten some pasta that i dropped on the hob.

so now i refuse to touch anything in my kitchen because i see cholera everywhere.

:(

SO: SUGGEST A NAME FOR MY MOUSE!



  • bastard the mouse

  • Dave Mouse?

    no?

  • call him

    colin the cholera mouse!

  • It's not a mouse

    it's a rat. You've got the lurgy now. Eeeuuuergh.

  • Sudoku Steve

    Miles The Baby Maker
    Hitoshi

  • i think Colin is winning at the moment.

    the last one we had was called Jethro.

  • Tito Mouse

    or
    Germaine Mouse
    or
    Bobby Mouse. After BobbyGeorge.

    • unleash some CAT POWER

      • go on make

        my day and call him colin!!!!

        • call him JAG! the mouse

          then you won't care when he dies.

  • Gerald

  • Geoffrey Pemberton

  • i had a mouse this summer

    it creeped me the fuck out, as though i were a girly girl

    we poisoned him.

    • THE MOUSE IS BACK!!

      it just ran past my feet twice. its very wee, but i still want it to die. it lives in the kitchen, and my stolen broadband is strongest in the kitchen, so i can see we are to become darkest foes.

  • !

    • One

      Christmas I had a mouse, my dad killed it by putting a chocolate coin on a mousetrap. I have felt guilty ever since as it was lured with festive treats :( Can't you live happily side by side with the mouse?

      • it looks smelly

        poops everywhere
        and i worry that it will crawl into my mouth as i sleep :(

        • He's

          probably not really smelly, and yeah I guess the poop is a bit of a hassle but he certainly wont crawl in your mouth in your sleep, he wont be able to get up the stairs surely?

          • it's a mouse

            not a Dalek!

            • OH

              sorry, I always get the two confused.

          • its a flat!

            and i sleep on a really low sofa bed.

            my piece of mind is worth its life, in my kerazee spiritual marketplace

            • Get

              a cat and see if that works.

              • we have a dog

                that is so little and useless it may as well be a cat. and the mouse disappears when shes around. but then comes back.

  • WE HAVE LAID POISON

    some has been eaten.

    DIE COLIN DIE

    • "cos you aint no friend of mine"

    • you should have named it something distinguished.

      like something out of beatrix potter.
      like wesley. or samuel. or kenneth.

      • why?

        i'm killing it, not having tea with it.

        there's shit all over the hob.

        • :O dont kill it!

          put it in one of your air vents and let it become friends with the pigeon.
          just imagine how ace that would be. they would become best friends and then they'd make a disney film about it.