my house has a mouse.
i've seen him under our toaster and he's eaten some pasta that i dropped on the hob.
so now i refuse to touch anything in my kitchen because i see cholera everywhere.
:(
SO: SUGGEST A NAME FOR MY MOUSE!
my house has a mouse.
i've seen him under our toaster and he's eaten some pasta that i dropped on the hob.
so now i refuse to touch anything in my kitchen because i see cholera everywhere.
:(
SO: SUGGEST A NAME FOR MY MOUSE!
bastard the mouse
Dave Mouse?
no?
call him
colin the cholera mouse!
It's not a mouse
it's a rat. You've got the lurgy now. Eeeuuuergh.
Aloysius the Mouse
heh
Sudoku Steve
Miles The Baby Maker
Hitoshi
i think Colin is winning at the moment.
the last one we had was called Jethro.
Redrat
http://www.kingstone.de/Dates/WORLD_OF_REGGAE/RED_RAT/redrat-cd.jpg
i remember him!
but this is a brown mouse, so it's not the one.
Tito Mouse
or
Germaine Mouse
or
Bobby Mouse. After BobbyGeorge.
unleash some CAT POWER
go on make
my day and call him colin!!!!
call him JAG! the mouse
then you won't care when he dies.
Gerald
Geoffrey Pemberton
Nibbly McMouseyface
(props to CommanderCool)
i had a mouse this summer
it creeped me the fuck out, as though i were a girly girl
we poisoned him.
THE MOUSE IS BACK!!
it just ran past my feet twice. its very wee, but i still want it to die. it lives in the kitchen, and my stolen broadband is strongest in the kitchen, so i can see we are to become darkest foes.
does the mouse read DiS?
how did it know you were talking about it today?! Hmm, INTERESTING.
i reckon
it was prolley here all the time,its just sitting in my kitchen for ages makes me notice the little pooping bastard a bit more frequently.
maybe you should like, CLEAN your kitchen so mice don't try to inhabit it.
same goes for i-deserve.
smelly boys.
SHUSH
its my PARENTS flat.
also: our stove is leaking gas a little bit. the mouse lives under the stove. the mouse is clearly trying to gas us to death so that it can take over the flat in fashionable kennington
this may help
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MOUSE-TRAP-board-game-IN-GREAT-CONDITION_W0QQitemZ8791029673QQcategoryZ123858QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
!
One
Christmas I had a mouse, my dad killed it by putting a chocolate coin on a mousetrap. I have felt guilty ever since as it was lured with festive treats :( Can't you live happily side by side with the mouse?
it looks smelly
poops everywhere
and i worry that it will crawl into my mouth as i sleep :(
He's
probably not really smelly, and yeah I guess the poop is a bit of a hassle but he certainly wont crawl in your mouth in your sleep, he wont be able to get up the stairs surely?
it's a mouse
not a Dalek!
OH
sorry, I always get the two confused.
its a flat!
and i sleep on a really low sofa bed.
my piece of mind is worth its life, in my kerazee spiritual marketplace
Get
a cat and see if that works.
we have a dog
that is so little and useless it may as well be a cat. and the mouse disappears when shes around. but then comes back.
WE HAVE LAID POISON
some has been eaten.
DIE COLIN DIE
"cos you aint no friend of mine"
you should have named it something distinguished.
like something out of beatrix potter.
like wesley. or samuel. or kenneth.
why?
i'm killing it, not having tea with it.
there's shit all over the hob.
:O dont kill it!
put it in one of your air vents and let it become friends with the pigeon.
just imagine how ace that would be. they would become best friends and then they'd make a disney film about it.
walt disney was a nazi.
one of my flatmates is determined to buy some old skool traps to bring this little bastard a lashing of PAIN with a side of AGONY.
you're mean
what happened to that pigeon, by the way?
He hired
Dick Dastardly and Mutley to catch it but he's they haven't succeded yet.
it either died or escaped
quite mundane, really.
Have you ever watched Tom and Jerry...
or Road Runner?
Old School mousetraps equal pain for the person who laid them.
call it
wee jimy
wile e coyote never had mousetraps!
he used ANVILS.
matt - get an anvil.
And...
a ACME jet pack.
I know where you get them!
the ACME whistle place in Birmingham, where Bamos' whistle came from!
he wasnt a nazi!
thanks a lot, you just ruined my childhood.
hewas a full-on Hitler-botherer apparently.
An anvil would just go through the floor and i don't want to kill the girls downstairs just yet.
:(
you could get some flubber, and put it on the bottom of the anvil.
what's the recipe for flubber?
my name's not robyn WILLIAMS
chyah.
that's the REMAKE
you HORRIBLE PERSON.
WOAH
that was a remake?
you just ruined my childhood again :(
SIGH
how rubbish are you?
answer: VERY.
There's many words which descorbe Flubber....
but Childhood defining isn't really one of them.
*describe
call him skunk
or Monk.
or
dog.