Take a few seconds out of your, probably not very busy day and just THINK:
What would YOU do... if DiS, MySpace and MSN Messenger etc., all got SHUT DOWN tomorrow?
Now, I'm not asking the big London gathering of you, but the people who are scattered around in shit places. Like wishpig and marco.
Imagine it, my peers... 'wut'... 'once i killer a man'... and all the tear-inducingly hilarious tangents of fun you have about pirates etc... ALL GONE. NO MORE.
By the way, you can't cheat, and set up a new site.
HOW would YOU get on with your life?
I would...
play more Football Manager.
And actually do some work.
How about you, sir?
I would...
laugh at the people who don't live in London
well at uni i would...
actually do some work... have even more sex i imagine... spend a lot more money on booze and maybe become the head of amnesty soc.
What would you do wrighty? Turn up to school tomorrow without yawning after spending a night doing the troll dance on DiS?
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'have even more sex i imagine'
Wow, liek, yeah. Tell me more. You are like, COOl.
i know I am but what are you?
ghey!
Thanks.
You are proof that I don't have to TRY to get into University.
But also, :(. I thought it would be free of retards.
X
i love you wrighty
Everyone would come to my website
yes they would! :-D
I've already been there today.
I have.
Yeah yeah
I've heard such talk before... ;-)
I go on there for the listings
it's good.
Hurrah
Cheers.
NO WAY
I would just go:
Here
http://www.disboards.com/
Here
http://www.sbs.com.au/myspace/index.php3
And here
http://messenger.jhuapl.edu/
Personally,
I'd probably cry.
i would probably
just watch more porn
twiddle my thumbs
spend a lot of money on mobile phone credit
watch a lot more films
go to the pub more
i would
a. spend a lot more time on my phone, sending messages to/calling all the nice people that i've met here
b. possibly travel a lot more
c. not be as annoyed by attention-seeking adolescents.
x
I'll finally have the time
to read all the books that are piling before me...
I'd
quite simply do some more work. Using computers out of working hours? Pah!
Erm
95% of my posts are done from 9am till 5:30pm weekdays. I do have the odd post on a weekend and evening, but not much.
I guess i would just get more work done instead of delegating it to others all the time.
myspace is down?
i would use that thing our parents use to communicate - the telephone - hopeing that it had touchtone telephone pad of course
I'd
most likely hang myself at my desk
I would
actually get some of my essay done
I'd help woeful_spirit
with his/her essay.
Anything but do my own work.
* her
* her
In that case
id drive zxcvbnm insane with my waves of stress then id go insane myself
what's it on
I'll get a head start. I'll use the words "thus" and "hence" loads to try and make it sound clevererer.
history
a document essay on how the documents show official attitudes towards women in the french revolution,its not goin to be fun, gotta read a pile of stuff for context etc
well
MSN - BORING hate it and don't have it anymore.
Myspace - I like searching for bands but all the popularity crap is repulsive
DiS - Hmm there's a few people I'd want to chat to from here still but I would easily get over it.
I'd get more work done without the net, my boss would love me and I'm thinking of not having the internet reinstated at home.
hmm
hmmm i m sure someone will make another one very shortly so i wouldnt panic too much
I'd probably
masturbate almost unceasingly
At first I thought
this post was gonna be about the Lindsay Anderson film. Then I read it.
not that
I don't do that on DIS anyway
I'd go
and play with the little boy locked in my cellar.
actually I can't remember when i last fed him....
i would
drink more i suspect