I can't go downstairs because the cleaner is there and i don't like her. She always tries to talk to me about her bull dogs she names after me and my sisters.
No food till 2 then.
*cries.
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go down but pretend you
are talking to someone on your mobile phone
that's pathetic
you should meet her.
if you saw her you would understand.
just seems a touch racist
its not.
i don't think its possible to be racist against someone of the same ethnic origine to you?
wouldn't know
I'm a black guy living in a 99% white county so I can't comment.
you're not black, don't be silly.
Just go downstairs
punch her in the face, get some sausages and eat them over her lifeless body on the floor, making sure to chew with your mouth open so little bits of sausage fall onto her face. Then kick her in the breasts and run upstairs giggling.
8/10
:D
raw sausages though!?
Could be good.
Also drink milk at the same time so it dribbles down her face and disappears down her cleavage. Then rub some cakefart on her.
If i drank milk id be sick
but that could be an interesting twist to the torture...
Youtube it.
Memetastic.
'milk'
proceed downstairs with gaffer tape secured across mouth
avoid eye contact, breathe via nose, eat via ear
wow
if i had a cleaner, i'd probably go bake her a cake to thank her for cleaning up after me.
is having a cleaner middle class? fuck.. i don't know what i am then..
She always tries to talk to me about her bull dogs she names after me and my sisters.
You are kidding me, right?
no
]:
Pallas Athene, some combination of a planet name and Esme and somthing stupid and st cecily.
i wish i was joking.
^ sack her
PS Your refreshingly honest title to this thread has made me LOL
:D
Good!
thats my good deed done for today
Athene, do you have sisters names Esme and Cecily?
You're the most middle class girl in the world!!!
yes i do
:D
Athene Margaret
Esme Rose
Cecily Mary
10/10
That's fantastic.
I'm picturing you all running through a meadow in wide brimmed bonnets!
I'd have said this all sounds borderline upper class.
At least upper-middle class.
'Middle class' is a moveable feast
the term is now as generic as 'indie'.
Still, pretty names.
She's trying to stirk up political debate with you
It's spelt Palestine.
I've got no food at work today
and I refused to get takeaway from "Jo's Deli" as it's really greasy horrible stuff that is about as far removed from the idea of a 'deli' as i can imagine.
So I have nothing to eat, which I'm going to sulk about :(
what!?
this is bad!
can you not find a corner shop and at least get some custard creams!?
I work in the Leeds equivalent of Beirut so I'm a bit scared
of going exploring.
I might wander into town in a bit if I can muster the energy. My boss isn't in so I reckon I could extend my lunch break by an extra hour or so.
Actually there's a nice vegetarian deli
near the Corn Exchange.
A MIDDLE CLASS SOLUTION TO A MIDDLE CLASS DILEMMA
YEAH!
excellent!
I'll let you know what I get
:)
humous is compulsory!
as it some exotic bread and sundried tomatoes.nom.
I don't know if it's *that* middle class
but I might be able to get something with ricotta in.....
rad
i got
a falafel and organic salad roll and a veggie sausage roll.
I'm a happy man now :)
:D
horrah!!
i dodged the cleaner and got pate on crackers!
YEAH!
on your profile pic athenthegreat,
the distance between you and your bedroom door is probably the equivalent distance of the width of my entire house. So for that reason God damn you and your hired help.
Give me some spare money please
;-)
every time people say they are middle class
on here it makes me feel like I am really really really working class or what ever. Heck I thought I was middle Class and I have never had a cleaner or know many people that have had one ever. Are you sure your middle class hehe? ;)
Every middle class family in
Bristol has a cleaner.
It's like have the obligatory Volvo or subscription to Good Housekeeping.
ooo interesting
maybe we need to do some catching up, up north hehe.
I have a Skoda and my mum has a Fiat, and no subscriptions to magazines hehe.
dont forget your too posh for
facebook :P
i used to have one!!
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can i adopt you plz
I am hopeless James.
Totally and utterly hopeless
zackly
i need a new clown
OH HAI!
leave the house
rich girl, or are you afraid to slum it with the rest of the world?
rich girls
don't have only coppers in their purses.
]:
can you not tell her to make you some food?
then bring it up and leave it outside the door?
i bet the queen has this dilemma every day
IAM THE QUEEN
Who the fuck needs a cleaner?
Christ.
We do.
I make a mess. My sisters and their little friends make a mess. My parents work 8-7 so don't have time to clean up.
I muck in, iron etc, but its not enough. We need extra help once a week.
then don't make a mess?
my parents work crazy hours as well. I guess they just WORK HARDER AT HOME than yours <3
The economy is built on people having the money to pay someone
to do something they could do themselves. Always has been, really.
there's a line though, no?
it's like employing someone to wipe your arse.
no
it really isn't.
plain laziness then
anyone who needs a cleaner = lazy (WITHIN REASON)
sure
but you could say the same about anyone who buys a sandwich at tescos (make your own!)
me and my flatmates do
sorry
just get food
and keep conversation to a minimum, even though she sounds interesting.
My mum is a cleaner!
she probably isn't your cleaner though. She's cleans this old woman's house, and her son is the guitar player in Madness! Exciting.
that is cool!
shit on the stairs
then shriek and berate the cleaner whilst accusing her of letting her 'hideous beasts' (Dogs) deficate in your house, then demand she rename them from being after you and your sisters.
Then while she's cleaning it up shit on her dogs
That way either your folks will sack her or she'll leave.
then you can have all the food you want any time you want fatty.
accuse her of stealing
and say you won't tell your parents if she makes you a sandwich
I work just around the corner from Borough Market.
If you want, I’ll pop in there on my lunch break and get you something to eat.
Is that answer middle class enough for your dilemma?
perfect
:]
Give the rest of the afternoon off
and tidy yourself, you SLAVE DRIVER
Give HER the rest of the afternoon off, even
TOO LATE
one faked phone call later and i haz toast!
*Dilemma
which sink school did you attend?
*do you attend.
RedMaids.
I can't spell.
that's quite okay!
lol @ your cleaner naming a dog after you! a dog! though that's really quite sweet
a bull dog no less! :)
i know
gawd.
people should name more things after me...like a city..oh..wait...
or a chain of poster shops
funnily enough
the woman who set it up is my aunts best friend from schoool.
classy :)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/TennisGirl_450x675.jpg
another one you're trying ensnare old dog?
nope. she's not 18/19
xxx
can't you just throw your phone at her?
All that money
no doubt thrown on education and you can't spell 'dilemma'....
Throw your cats at here
*her