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Why does everyone hate her?

I mean, aside from that one lyric which I won't quote again

meandthatarmy | 24 Jul '08, 09:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply



for me, it's the stupid affected accent she sings with

she's the radio-1-friendly-indie-lite version of Jamie Oliver.

Yep

It's the accent for me too.

And the quarterback shoulders.

^^Me too

the accent, and the shit lyrics. I've only heard two songs though.

Yeah, but most indie boys 'probably would'.

And this can often overshadow the need for great songwriting.

In saying that, I think her music's alright.

would YOU?

she's got quite a jaw on her...

And i've got quite the phallus on me.

It's a match made in heaven.

this reminds me of those nature programmes

where they show insects that have bodies shaped for the sole purpose of being able to pollinate certain weird-shaped flowers. sexy stuff.

she's kind of lovely

i think i probably would. Would've. Whatever.

...

she is hot

silly musical accent though

you would probably have to cover her mouth

when you are having sex though. you dont want any mockney filth escaping.

i get off

on mockney filth

woo

then you can both do the lambeth walk straight to the bedroom!

we should video it

niche porn ftw

with guest appearances

from various female eastenders cast members and danny dyer for the laydeez

hang on

i'm in it for the laydeez. I'm not getting anywhere near Danny Dyer. Lets call the whole thing off.

I most definetely would.

I mean, it would be pedophilia on her part but whatever.

Is it pedophilia if consent is given?

that won't stand up in court

thats what SHE said

also. pAedo. pedAnt.

you seem very sure of your talents

considering it'd be her doing the time.

thats what SHE said.

I would gladly assume her identity

and do the time myself.

everything

she's trite
she's not funny
she has terrible fashion sense
she is loved by hordes of idiots
banal lyrics
terrible rubbish production
horrible image
boring

and most importantly

No artistic merit

i genuinely

thought they were lyrics for a few moments

..

terrible rubbish production?

bland

'indie'

I dunno some people like her, fair play to them, they seem to have fun.

she was a bit shit on never mind the buzzcocks

But foundations is a very good song, as is merry happy.

She walked past me in Koko once......

she reeked o0f Haribo and sweat.

Actually, I think that may have been me.

She's got lyme disease

:(

hahaha

maybe her weight and her voice?

Her WEIGHT?

by christ's soupy beard.

she has terrible lyrics and an embaarassingly affected voice

and i definately wouldn't, she's broad shouldered and heavily jawed, like a builder

She looks like Desperate Dan

in a polka-dress.