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HOW DID IT GET BURNT?!

The Wicker Man is on ITV4. i have never seen this the whole way through. Worth it?

THE BEES! MY EYES!



  • the youtube clip

    is all you need to see frankly

  • the remake?

    man it is so totally worth it. Saw it in the cinema and couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. Best-worst film i've ever seen. He roundhouse kicks an old lady into a wall then does this manic screaming at the end. It's worth it.

    "Get off the bike... get off the bike... GET OF THE BIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!"

    • ...

      Roundhouse kicks an old lady into a wall!

      You sir, have made my day...and then some

    • take off those masks!

      TAKE OFF THE MASKS TAKE OFF THE MASKS!

    • It's the original

      and i implore you to watch it

      ..it's one of the best

  • he just shouts!

    THIS IS MURDER!!!! AND YOU'RE ALL GUILTY!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAAAND??? THIS WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!!

  • It's the original

    I really like it.

    • are we talking about the original?

      or the remake?
      because the original is AMAZING and the new one is insanely terrible

      • Insanely terribly good though right?

        • yes

          i don't understand how someone as intelligent as neil labute can make a film so unintentionally hilarious. it must have been a joke

      • the original

        the new one i find more lol though.

      • I guess we must be talking about the original because that's what Pigfoot says.

    • the original?

      ooooooooh right yeah it's nice and weird. They're oddly both as good as one another in different ways.

  • ARRRHGHHG

    THERE ARE BEES AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY IN MY EYES

    *punches woman*

  • also, as always

    • just the actual clips are funnier

      • 1:44 is actual comedy genuis

        • Nic

          Cage actually floors the old lady with a rap to the jaw, it's a young girl he roundhouse kicks into the wall. And who could forget his devastating haymaker on a woman dressed as a bear? It'd be nice to see Cage taking out his fury on someone who wasn't, well, female.

          Actually, the bearsuit and him screaming "WUUARRGH! This won't bring back your goddamn honey!" makes it seem like a snuff version of Winnie the Pooh.

  • OH MY GOD

    GREAT FILM.

    Is the new version on??

    • It's finished now

      it was the original. Tour De France is on now.

      • Arr right

        It was on last night too, i used to have the original. It was free with the daily mail.

        • yeah

          why did they even invent an ITV4? They just have to repeat everything on ITV3 as well anyway.

        • Also

          i went to see the new one in the flicks, the whole place was empty. Just me and my mate, we laughed like banshees throughout.

          It was dedicated to a Ramone...

  • It finishes just as it's getting good

  • yo

    shall i watch the original version or the director's cut (of the original version)?

    • the director's cut

      otherwise you'll miss the scene with Christopher Lee rambling on about how he wants to live with the animals while watching some snails fucking.

      The remake is truly terrible. I like how Nic Cage gets accross how the tension is building by talking LOUDER in each successive scene

  • YOU DID IT BEEEAAAUUTIFULLY

  • srsly the funniest thing ever

    PUNCH 2 TEH FACE IN BEAR COSTUME