advice plz. more comedy the better. thnx xx
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Wear your Patrick Bateman get-up
It actually looked pretty good... I'm serious!
Topical.
just be yourself
LOL
LOL :D
LOL
(i am actually laughing out loud though)
i did a hearty chuckle
:')
me too :D
she seems to actually like the myself thing
it's kinda scary.
she actually seems to like you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4
post of every day, ever
no offenc guntwap
something about a bus stop
something about the internetz
something about rowanhypnol
something about http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3713464#r3713626
something about 55,555 posts on an internet forum
.
"Do you like the number five?"
Who doesn't!?!
where are you taking her?
something about
i was older than most
the morning after the night before: had a big party and tried it on but due to a combination of drunkenness and nervousness failed EPICLY. cue me the next morning - 'You want to give it another go?' and it was GREAT.
Hey!
i thought we were mocking Daniel here?
:)
sorry toby. i couldn't help myself.
^ thinly-veiled...
Wait...
something about Bright Eyes lyrics
Tell her that her dress
doesn't make her look fat.
Her ass does
oh oh oh and
arrange to meet some other DiS people, because then she'll think you have the most amazing friends.
something about flop it out it won't suck itself
something about what is this grandma with a birthday present suck it you dumb bitch
do the donkey punch
clean you penis
am i missing a comma or an "r"
you decide, folks
:D
*Clean! You penis!
actually funny!
Pop answer me this, genuine mistake or well thought out web humour?
a genuine mistake!
one that worked in my favour, thankfully :)
i'm going out with a 'girl' tonight
i'm going out with a girl 'tonight'
'i'm' going out with a girl tonight
i'm oing out 'with' a girl tonight
OING
*BOING
OI OING!!!
Her name is Julie
But last she said to me while we were watching telly
This what she said, she said, "listen, John I love you,
But there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two-time you
So, it's the end for me and you."
and
put a donk on it
:D
He should get his mate Barry
(i.e. me) to come with him
:)
Gordon - is Guntrip Gordon? There's consonance there - kinda works.
alliteration?
well, 'gordon' and 'guntrip' have
Consonance is the repetition of consonant sounds within the words, while alliteration is the repetition of beginning consonant sounds
So it could either be consonance or alliteration. I was referring to the 'n' in both names.
*...have 'n's' and they also
have two syllables each.
...which has nothing to do with whether they have consonance or alliteration
noted
thanks for the grammatical lesson
yeah, sorry
i did have to check wikipedia to see if i was right. it was a lesson to myself, written aloud. not really aimed at you.
Noo nono
Gordon is a moron
does she know you're following her?
Did you ever realise?
i had my suspiscions
i thought it was just foxes rooting through my bins at night.
Not just any fox.
http://www.last.fm/music/Gunfox
Be really nice
to her guide dog...
Oh man,
you're so far there you must need sun-screen
my advice is
lock your phone's keypad when it's in your pocket. lol @ you.
did he pocket-dial you?
GOSSIP PLS
pocket-texted
EVEN BETTER. well it would've been had i not shown him and he then yoiked my phone from my hands and deleted it.
remember:
everyone enjoys conversations about ninjas. Especially if you wear a ninja costume whilst talking ninjalanguage about ninjas.
Daniel still isn't back and it's a work night so.........
I reckon he's totally touching boob about now.
or: he's home but not on DiS
nah..
or: he was arrested several hours ago because of busy hands
ahem
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/ArtieZiff.gif
i am watching you through a camera
:D
Oh no! If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!
:DDD
Probably posting on the WAN forum
as pigfoot
What are girls like?
like oranges
like blood oranges
girls are like a box of chocolates
exciting and pleasureable at first, but always filled with bitter little nuggets of distastefulness that nobody could possibly want
not really. I love wimmin
I heard they're also like life
One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.
:D
for every creamy, silky caramel
there's a dozen nuts that make you vom.
but i thought you loved nuts?
EDGYGAYJOKE
i don't even like my own nuts
bewbs, pls
why is everyone so cynical?
i hope it goes well and you get laid, etc.
omg is it you?
THE PLOT THICKENS
it totally is
21, female, in london! it so is!
hahahaha
errr....no.
This set of replies here^
is what makes me love you all so much.
Complainign about cynicism on teh internetz is like........
joining a choir and complaining about bum love.
You knew what you were getting into!
:D
Them bowl-cutted boys sure do love a bum.
^ knows
Catholicism is hard
Hard and veiny.
: D
i see your point.
however i am curious as to why the responses are all of a similar tone.
is there something wrong with guntrip?
It could be suggested by SOME parties
that he has 'form'. There is a long running saga that I don't wish to be involved in and have no opinion on but it does exist.
PLEASE expand on this
I can't
I'm barely and badly informed and anything I say would be a half truth on either position. I also can't be arsed to trawl back through the threads to find the main beef I'm thinking of. Someone better might but I'm quite crap really.
advise me on some key words
that i can trawl with
or he could make something up
chances are, it won't be as bad as what really happened...
It's like you have something
to share with the group. Were you there at the time? Did someone touch you? Show me where on the doll for the nice ladies and gentlemen of the jury......
"long running saga"
what on earth are you talking about?
*i did say I was ill informed didn't I*
I also admit that was a lot more daytime melodramatic than intended. I was Trying to skim over the Mirri thread from a while back for a new (I think) user who was wondering why there was much cynicism in this thread. It was ill advised and also badly worded.
o... k. then.
Nothing meant by it
as I said I'm not one to talk, just trying to answer jazz's question (badly).
I love guntrip
he's brilliant.