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? by azmckay

This can include George Dawes! Shooting Stars is back for a Crimbo special.... Cottage cheese must be up there...... lol

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 10:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ive always thought

The Club Version would be a good name for a band.

the_milkiest_jag | 23 Jul '08, 10:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

cool, cool conditioned air

feel it flowing flowing through one's hair, under your chair and every where.

Cool. cool. Air *ping.

..............a dehumidifier, an ioniser, an air purifier, a horse drawn hair drier, up your sleeves, a packet of seeds and a top hat filled with GLOY GLOY GLOy gloy. [from the top]

Si-Scarlett | 23 Jul '08, 15:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

My Rose has left me,

She's gone to Kenya,
With the bloke from Allied Carpets.

Mulligan & O'Hare were ace.

theirearlierwork | 23 Jul '08, 20:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

BOY STORY 2

this is quite possibly the funniest parody of a boy band ever. check out you tube, should be under shooting stars

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 10:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

BOY STORY 2

jonny vegas, vic, bob, will self and dawes. looks like a mental backstreet boys lol

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 10:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

so, so good.

shucks | 23 Jul '08, 16:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

thank you

soooooooo much! haven't seen it for years.

tomwilkes | 24 Jul '08, 11:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Haha,

I thought it was only me who liked it.

supersonic | 23 Jul '08, 19:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I really do like the classics

Oh, Mr Songwriter
Empty Kennel - The best song about a dog and it's kennel ever made.

TheFatBloke | 23 Jul '08, 10:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Mulligan & O'Hare's

interpretation of Phil Collins' Another Day In Paradise.

arthurs_dad | 23 Jul '08, 10:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

TITTY BISCUITS

....

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 10:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

ITS MA LUCKY CARPET!
I BOUGHT IT IN A MARKET!
OFF A BLOKE THAT SELLS CARPETS!

CHAIRMAN_LMAO | 23 Jul '08, 11:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

dawes

TOO SHY SHY, HUSH HUSH EYE TO EYE........ that george dawes song is a class act

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 11:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^

Saw them do that one to general bafflement at a comedy festival in Canada.

"10 square feet of underfelted good fortune!"

arthurs_dad | 23 Jul '08, 11:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

PEANUTS

pixie_lanegan | 23 Jul '08, 11:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hot dogs for sale!

where?!
over there, by the
BEEFBURGERS.

worrier1 | 23 Jul '08, 11:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ON THE ROOOOOAD!!

..

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 11:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

new years eve

girlfriend and i recorded a music quiz with every track performed in a vic and bob style.

we thought it was funnier than anyone else did admittedly.

gazbid | 23 Jul '08, 11:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

....

I sold him that hoover, its a pile of shit........

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 11:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

dont be bad do be good

listen to what de baked potato saaaay

lichengrave | 23 Jul '08, 11:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Trapped In My Flat

Only my memories for company...

sam_henshaw | 23 Jul '08, 12:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

epic

hernia hotline- check it out

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 12:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

"Always remember, if you DO get trapped in your flat,

try NOT to get trapped in your flat"

cutoff | 23 Jul '08, 15:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Summer of 75!

...or pretty much ANYTHING by Mulligan and O'Hare. Their version of It's Raining Men is awe-inspiring.

awisgard | 23 Jul '08, 12:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

LESBIANS

lesbians happy and free with each. recognised as a minority, funded by the local authority, some drink coffee some choose tea.........

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 12:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll go for

meals on wheels, or cottage cheese (the only cheese that's guaranteed to please), but really it could be any of them.

danhammer | 23 Jul '08, 13:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

GOOD THREAD

I've been watching the Bang Bang dvd recently, I don't know if these are the best, but

Bob Going To Hollywood
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0I019LNwmJ8

I've Got A New Hoover
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iPisAwULMCw

mug_mug_mug | 23 Jul '08, 14:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hoover

the hoover song is the best. not many people get the humour at all, but thats why its so bloody good.... it couldnt suck off a fly from your carpet....IF IT TRIED

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 14:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It has what can only be described

as a headlamp on the front
Adjustable height
And a low maintenance filter

I dunno why I find that bit so funny.

mug_mug_mug | 23 Jul '08, 14:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Absolute genius

Go here for complete lyrics AND to download many of the songs.
http://www.mousehands.co.uk/rmlyrics/

"There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater,
you keep it in your refrigerator,
it’s not really a cheese, it’s a residue,
ah, but a residue that’s good for you.

Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you’ll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please."

Binary_Star | 23 Jul '08, 14:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Day the Donkey Derby came to Town?

or My Rose has left me.
However, 'The Summer of 75' by Tinkers Ruckack wins for me.

dearl | 23 Jul '08, 14:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ruckSACK

obviously.

dearl | 23 Jul '08, 14:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I Remember Punk Rock

Yes, I remember Punk Rock,
And I recall all those melodies,
By The Clash, The Adverts, Wire, Eater,
Not to mention ATV.

boniget | 23 Jul '08, 15:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i don't think anything makes me laugh as much as this program

PEANUTS!

the sparks piss take is amazing as well

and not a song, but the sunderland film association version of the Hulk is gold.

stwerewolf | 23 Jul '08, 15:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Did you say

that they're doing a new Shooting Stars at Xmas?

Binary_Star | 23 Jul '08, 16:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

YEAH

its vic bob and dawes, but the captains havent been announced....yesssss

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 16:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Nice one

Have to say, Vic and Bob have done little of note for a while now. Hopefully this will get them back into a comedy state of mind.

Binary_Star | 23 Jul '08, 16:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D

It's even better when they fail to hold the laughs in.

mug_mug_mug | 23 Jul '08, 19:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

also

"I’m over here!
I’m over here!
And I’m up here so high in this tree,
oh my friend can you see me?
No my friend I can’t see you,
this plate fungus obscures my view."

thommo | 23 Jul '08, 16:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

LOL

ive just about fallen off me chair. mulligan and o'hare for Eurovision. Anyone fancy it?

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 16:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

definitely

"I'm listening to my Chumbawamba albums
I've wrapped me beard around a mushroom
We're having dinner with a very old lady
We're living country style
Country style."

thommo | 23 Jul '08, 17:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Either...

"Lesbians"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9RLxRKEl4

While watching, try not to die laughing.

Or their superb rendition of "Too Shy"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOvMZN5G9uY&feature=related

FizzyBovril | 23 Jul '08, 16:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Can't Remember

but my favourite game was when they swung increasingly large stuffed animals at Mark Lamaar in an attempt to knock him of a small podium and all he had a tiny shield to defend himself.
Can someone find that on YouTube? I would surely curl up in pain with laughter if I watched that

ElasticMan | 23 Jul '08, 17:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Harry Nielsen

Can;t Live If Living Is Without You - featuring the punched donkey.

Hayward | 23 Jul '08, 17:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

they did that with fruits once as well,

after progressing from oranges to grape-fruits etc, the last and biggest fruit being swung at him was David Walliams. Oh, how I lolled!

FizzyBovril | 23 Jul '08, 17:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

baked

potato

ganners | 23 Jul '08, 17:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

VIC AS BOB DYLAN, BOB AS DENIRO

WATCH THIS, THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUNNY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usK86y3KUaA&feature=related

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 18:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Not really a song though...

I've stolen that Bob Dylan impression a few times

mug_mug_mug | 23 Jul '08, 19:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Kinky John's boy band 'Mandate'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSOGDRfcTec

I've got so much to give you
I also want to live with you
I've got so much time for you
I want to drink some wine with you
I've got smoked salmon in the fridge for you
It must seem like a dream to you

mug_mug_mug | 23 Jul '08, 19:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

BOY STORY

if you like that check out the boy story link above, its fucking amazing

azmckay | 23 Jul '08, 19:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

summer of 74

the year before
a hoo hoo a hoo hoo

simon9 | 23 Jul '08, 19:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

There are no un-amazing Mulligan and O'Hare ones

"sniff sniff"
"nyyyeeeegggh"

"you bought me chocolate digestives when you KNEW I preffered the plain"

The other ones that stick in my head:

"Oh, I'm so glad that I'm middle class,
with my own,
set of teeth, and
*flourish*
fingernaaails"

"I'm beautifully dressed.
You're cleaner obsessed!
But you've not impressed the bloke from go West.
Well what does he know?
I'll tell you you fool! He hides Ribena under his stool.."

But as has been said, there's always a soft spot for the old ones.

"oh mister painter,
do us a picture
with your brush.
make it a good one,
so that all the children in the world can have a look."

jonny_rat | 24 Jul '08, 11:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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