two things have pissed me off... (and crly this is the perfect place to vent... my housemates are OUT).
1. people at work going, "you DON'T drive?!!" ... no, i cycle and use public transport, get over it. YOU, on the other hand, drive half a mile to work. YOU suck.
2. men asking me if i need help carrying my bike up the stairs at the train station. this happens at least three times a week. no thanks, i'm pretty strong, and it's pretty light.
so yeah, what's pissed you off?
nothing, for a change
You
being pissed off at men trying to help you
but why would i need help?
i don't get it?
i offer to help people with heavy stuff
its called being helpful
see below:
i'm clrly not struggling, it's not heavy
but you're a girl?
please note:
sarcasm
That was absolutely necessary.
Some people
are just nice, and for some of us it is just built in, like letting ladies on the bus first or holding the door open, i would be happy that there is still people being a bit fucking nice in the world.
would you offer the same help to a guy?
yes, I have done and would do again.
Obviously
not, although the human race has progressed quite far in its short span of time on earth the male mind is still constructed to follow one or two main goals, but it had progressed far enough that it doesnt have to be sexual, i think, probably due to differeing tates on who we find attractive. I know that I would do this for ANY lady, not just one i want to fuck.
where'd all this stuff about fucking come from?
i don't think it's as biological as you suggesting AT ALL. but let's agree to disagree cos i need to eat dinner and not argue on dis.
Dinner
?
yes, dinner???
dinner?
fuck
haha
It was too obvious....it is "my" thing though...
do you take ladies out for dinner irl?
Yes
I do..how come....dinner?
just wondered
and yeah, we already have a dinner date arranged. you must lose track!
I m just
trying to reinforce the fact that i want it to happen
oh, i thought you were
questioning me having dinner..... n00b
Nah
i m not that much of a prick, in fact i apologise about previous points, i m in a bad mood.
xx
Yeah
If you think they're all trying to do it to be chivalrous or to hit on you, that's just about as sexist as them.
no that's not what i think
i just don't get it, cos i'm clearly not struggling? i just like pick it up well easy and start walking up the stairs and then they're like "do you need a hand, love?"... er, no?
Maybe you're holding people up?
lol
i so am not
HM Customs
my girlfriend
nescafe
dental nurses
did customs rob you of drugs as you were entering the country?
My own head.
I just ordered a guitar
then found it for £15 less about 5 minutes later.
ooh
what make?
Fender
1. i agree, these people are cunts
2. fuck sake, they're just being nice to make up for the rubbish sex they want to have with you
i don't think the kind of man that
thinks i need help carrying a bike up some stairs is the kind of guy i'd like to have sex with LOL
i'm gonna get attacked for that comment.....
what about the kind of guy who throws bikes at you
and pushes you down stairs?
Would you want to have sex with them?
good argument
no, i'd rather have sex with someone that let's me throw bikes at them.
sigh, If only guys like that existed.
I'd let her throw bikes at me
but I wouldn't have sex with her. Or anyone whose medical records I hadn't examined thoroughly.
Are you fit?
If so then this explains No.2 all over!
yeah im well fit
this usually means no.
she's so fit it actually hurts me
when i throw bikes at him
(see below for this to make sense)
you won't like her when she's angry
http://www.waste.org/~beaucoup/images/tina_loves_hulk.jpg
it hurts but it's worth it
x
(shit i just realised that...
basically means i just said i want to have sex with you) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
yeah im well fit
i've been trying to update my ipod for 10 hours
found out the local comic shop has closed down
the people who use the public access pcs at work
thanks to them i had to clean the screens of two computers
get a fan because it was too hot for some of them
clean the fan because the blades were dirty and they might catch something
phone IT because none of the PCs have up to date flashplayers
I hear you.
They probably are the most annoying cunts known to man. Luckily our network's been down all day. However this didn't stop them walking into the computer suite and trying for themselves.
.
1. I got a record brand new fresh 12" off a wicked tune and I was all excited and the fucker skips in two places and I have to send it back.
2. My sleepin pattern is shafted so I dont get to sleep until 5 in the mornin' then accidently fall asleep durring the day.
3. I'm in a bad mood cos I cant get owt done. Because of the above and other gubbins.
4. grrr...
No-one wanting to come and have a picnic in the park
First warm, sunny day for months and everyone wants to sit in seperate houses and play Xbox 360 :(
that sucks
picnics are the best thing that happens outdoors
yeah
but it's ok because I just went to an art gallery then made house-fort. The cats are in it now though.
OMG
house forts ftw
i think yr my new favourite 15 year old boy
To be fair that's probably a short list
but thanks :).
and if it's any compromise, you're my favourite 24 year old girl.
We have loads of boxes around the office
at the moment, no one will make office forts with me though.
Make a really good one yourself
Then hide in it and throw balled-up bits of paper at everyone. Then they'll be begging to join in.
my hangover hasn't really gone away today
i started to feel better around lunchtime but after that its kinda stayed constant at a vaguely ill feeling
I missed the opportunity for late night cycling by 15 minutes
Damn my late dinners, damn them.
My friend trying to persuade me to go to the bar
I think there is a girl there who like me more than the other way round.
Work.
Work colleagues.
My parents never stop arguing and whining about each.
AUDI
i decked it in front of an audi garage with all the sad bastard salesmen laughing at me. i just thought, hey, at least im not polluting the world like you scruffy twats.
ps. an audi would actually be nice
I went to Reed, right
and the woman in there talked to me for quite a while so I wasn't unwelcome or anything and then she said to email my CV to them and book an appointment. And I was all 'I have my CV in the car - can't I just give it to you now?' and she was like 'nah, mate. Get bent' so that was the end of that one.
Pissed me right off.
And re carrying things - if someone looks like they could use a hand, I'll usually offer my services. I think it's a bit much getting pissed off by people asking. All it takes is a smile and a 'no thanks, I'm alright'. Not too much of a hardship if it's only three times a week.
If they ask and then start punching/groping you, fair enough. That's not really on.
i think i need to perfect the art of
not looking like i need a hand. MAYBE I LOOK LIKE I AM WEAK???????
Dress as the hulk and wear boxing gloves
boxing gloves might make it hard to carry my bike
maybe i just need to get some lycra and some cycling gloves and look all cycling pro.
that won't help stop the perverts
the lycra that is. Why don't you just subtly kick anyone who asks in the shins?
can you "subtly" kick someone in the shins?
yeah, if they're standing close enough
just swiftly bring your heel backwards at high speed then go "oops, sorry." But make sure it's painful enough so people around can see the incident and therefore not ask you.
can you "subtly" kick someone in the shins?
Unless you're inot that sort of thing...
Nothing.
I'm happy as a button.A FUCK button.
um
not much. today has been a good day.
almost everything
Paying £40 for a shite haircut
ARRGHH
pics pls
The price of diesel - just FUCK RIGHT OFF.
The black sticky stuff, not the rubbish
never ever ever the same size/length/fit even if you have two pairs which are the same model/cut and ostensibly the same waist/length measurements overpriced, but nowhere near as good as Levi Strauss jeans from Italy with the fucking rubbish adverts which bollock on about 'modern living' and other such nefarious concepts which leads me to be believe that their target sales demographic consists mainly of people who would subscribe to sugaRAPE magazine were it not fictitious.
Yeah.
The guy I have to sit next to at work
is so very, very stupid and so into himself it hurts.
oh actually
loads of small flying bugs are in my room, tapping against the ceiling. that's retty irritating.
i'm going to squash them later. then they'll learn.
retty.
.
everyone at work constantly going on about me leaving.
all the paperwork that comes with changing jobs.
one of my friends is a right self-centred twat at times.
i hit myself in the face with my hairdryer and now i have like, five little lines where the fucking thing burned me. i look even more of a twat than usual.
my computer screen has gone turquoise. best way to scam an insurance company, pls.
jump beneath a car.
one thing though:make you have insurance first.
i'll never make that mistake again...
sorry, you hit yourself in the FACE with a hairdryer?
There deserves to be an interesting story behind this.
there really isn't
i'm just a clumsy moron.
omg
#3 of things that have pissed me off = me being so clumsy. in the last week i have, 1) tripped over and grazed my knee and twisted my ankle
2) hit my chin rly hard on the edge of my desk and got a bruise
3) tipped a whole plate of food in my lap
4) stubbed my toe so hard it made me feel sick all morning
so, basically, yr hair dryer incident = nothing.
Have you pissed off an gypsys lately?
i've pissed ON alot of gypys
that wasn't funny. i think i'm just overtired.
Yeah...
yeah,me too.
(see every attempt at a joke so far tonight)
I started posting on
drownedinsound.com again.
yeah that was pretty annoying
TELL me about it
mikey and bex on big brother
especially mikey, but ESPECIALLY bex
all of big brother
Bex > Mikey
I'M BLIND, SO THAT GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO SHOUT AND BE BORING AND CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE ALL DAY AND WHINGE WHEN ANYONE MAKES ANY SORT OF NOISE.
nahhh when bex was screaming today
i hoped she was going to bleed to death. mikey is sooo dull. he thinks he's a proper character, he really acts up in the diary room because he thinks people will support him. what a dullard
haha, I loved Rachel being totally hard in the diary room.
"he better grow up and be a man, 'cos he ain't one yet." I half expected her to shout "MTFU!"
BEX VS DARNELL
no contest. at LAST. luke might drown in his tears. he's SO THIN, what's wrong with him?
BEX VS DARNELL VS MOHAMMED
I hope Darnell leaves, he's so irritating and angry and he's convinced that the house is like a gang war and everyone is on different sides.
1. Does my head in.
My favourite pass time at work is making ridiculous comments about drivers.
"Yeah, I think there should be way more speed cameras"
"I believe once your caught speeding you should be banned for life" That sort of thing.
This soon stops conversations about not driving.
the usual
ie. most things
lots of things.
this month in general. probably one of the worst months of my life? yep, that would be accurate.
hi & :((((((((
you text me
and i forgot to text back
i will call you at some point but wargh busy. basically, i'm not sure about the thing you text me about... it would be nice though.
don't worry about it. :)
i am worried about it though!!
im torn between like 3 places...... :(
and worried about what you said in yr text.
yeah... :(
p.s.
im so busy im making threads like this on dis. LOL.
ctrl+f 'douchebag'
:(
My Grandad.
He's been staying with us for the past few weeks because he's been a bit ill, So while everyone else it out at school/work, it's been me at home making sure he's alright. He insists I sit downstairs where we have set up a bed for him, to keep him company. Fair enough. Except he refuses to watch anything on tv except cartoons and kids films because he hates 'vulgarity', not only this, but he is also hard of hearing, so we watch these films at ear shattering volumes. Cars and Land Before Time today. Great Stuff.
On top of this, despite his rather horrific bouts of coughing and wheezing, he spends his day refusing to eat, but chain smoking and forcing me to inhale a haze of death fumes in my own fucking living room because he can't go into the garden. Then he has the nerve to send me out to go buy him more tabacco and rizlas and getting all stressed out because the chap at the corner shop wont sell them to me.
AND
my mum's being really selfish and has decided she's off to see Mama fucking Mia with her mates tommorrow after work so I have to put up with this for even longer.
Look,
I'm not going to say anything other than that you'll feel horrible if you're not nice to him now,ya know wut I iz layin down?
I know.
Which is precisely why I've typed all this rather than said it to him. I get scared he might die and that last thing I will have said is something mean about how fucking annoying he is.
Don't worry,
by doing ever-e-fing you're doing,you'll be fine.
I'm sure he appreciates it!
:)
Colleagues
and then come home and it's housemates pissing me off. Moaning bastards. And now it's rubbing off on me cos I'm posting in this thread!
Also friends, why are they all so far away/practically married to anti-social smeg munchers.
Flatmate bullshit
ALSO:
i'm really pissed off that i'm so lazy that i haven't written my instalment of slash fic for the lovely laura_wolf. i'm sorry, laura. i actually AM. :(
Mr air con packing in
while it was 45C outside. Called maintenance man and he refused to come out. I'm still waiting.
Also:
2) Having to go to the airport to check if my exit permit has been sorted out. I will have to stand in a queue for 2 hours after work.