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Why is TV so wank at the moment?

I only have freeview but there is nowt on worth watching

I may have to go out and do stuff if this carries on

:(



  • wanna swap?

  • When has it been anything but spunky mattress?

    • At least sometimes

      it raises it levels to a Lenny Henry bouncing Premier Travel Inn King Size

      Now it's receeding past an overused student halls virginity losing springless limp cloth

      • I think it's gone beyond that.

        It's at the 'on the floor, with a towel'' stage.

  • wank is a horrible adjective

    i don't have a TV, at least you can watch any old shit you want!

    • No TV!

      Do you read lots?

      • nope

        i just piss about at other peoples houses

        • What do the other people

          say to you urinating all over their IKEA furnishings
          :D

          • :D

            they love that shit

            • You deficate as well

              very understanding friends you must have.
              Hope you take a some airwick plug-ins with you as a gesture of peace

  • tv is often

    like this, watch films instead :)

  • Zoolanders on...

  • TV is nearly always terrible

    its easier to find decent stuff to watch online

  • im watching the contender

    muay thai on itv4. if you put it on now you'll catch the fight.

    • I used to LOVE

      the contender when I was in Uni
      We sometimes left nights out early just to watch it on late night ITV

      • its kickboxing now

        currently this thai bloke is making some canadian look totally stupid. This series started tonight but there really is nothing else on tv not since chuck ended, that was a great show.

  • because its summer

    all the channels hold all the good stuff for the autumn, cos everyones too busy in the park

    • I live in London Bridge

      there be no parks :(

      • but lots of river and pubs

        • CANNOT

          get drunk this wk and be hungover for work
          after last week's shambles

          Sober for a week that's all I ask of myself

  • i'm watching gordon ramsay

    he's talking to a HAWT MODEL

  • Don't Look Back's on at 10pm

    and The Wickerman is on later.