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Fit people shouldn't be allowed on trains

or any public transport really, they make me all depressed ;(



  • they should be the only people on trains

    and in the world

  • Fit people shouldn't be allowed to exist at all

  • I always get an erection

    and have to miss my stop.

    • don't worry

      i'm sure no one notices x

    • surely you would wait until it calms down

      imagine if you had to travel to the end of the bus route/train route before that happened.

  • I love it when someone really fit gets on the train/bus

    because then you get to see other people reacting to them.

    • I usually scowl at them

      to prove to everyone else I don't fancy them.

      • HAHAHAHAHA

      • ^

        "Fucking good looking people getting on my train..."

      • if it's a girl I have to look at what they are wearing/their hair

        if it's a man, i try to work out whether he has an interesting personality (9 times out of 10, probably not)

        • I do the same if it's a girl

          I generally give them the benefit of the doubt personality wise, cause after all, they are really fit.

          • i look at their legs too

            and their arse. but discretely, like

      • I turn my nose up at them

        and refuse to give them the satisfaction of gawping at them, making do with flicking the odd wistful glance across the carriage.

  • Nah, silently flirting across the carriage with someone you'll never see again is brilliant

    You look, they look....
    You raise an eyebrow, they fold their arms....
    You lick your lips, they grasp onto the mace in their handbag...

  • I do find it amusing

    to watch the surreptitious glances and manoeuvring for position (“if I stand here, then she might lean against me when the train brakes”) that takes place when a beautiful lady gets on a tube carriage. I do not partake in these rituals, as my attractiveness (or lack of it), would just inevitably lead to humiliation and the mental equivalent of soiling myself.

    But this is quite sweet: http://www.bustedwonder.com/exterminus/

  • This pretty much gets me through the day.

  • they need to be there

    so that i can have bus crushes and fantasise about them.

  • They make me want to play 'slumber party'' on the railway tracks

  • Fit people shouldn't be allowed full stop

    bastards, ha