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FAT people shouldn't be allowed on trains.

Or they should get there own fat carriage. I mean seriously, how is London to Edinburgh gonna be bearable when your seat width is significantly reduced by overspill from fatty mcfatbitch sitting next to you. Really fucks me off.



  • * cake

  • self righteous people should shut their flaming face

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    London Astoria Saturday 26th & Sunday 27th July
    Edinburgh Cabaret Voltaire Tuesday 29th July

    Support on all dates from Trains and Reduced by Overspill

  • fat people shouldn't be allowed outside

    i do not want to see them polluting my line of vision with their obesity, as for them being near me in a confined space i.e. a train fuck no, i don't want to smell the odour, or have to watch other people struggling to fit on a seat as some fat sonofabitch takes up 1.5 seats, i hate them all.

  • more annoying than that

    are people who take up an extra seat either with their bags or simply by sprawling across it, then pull their face when you ask them to move their shit out of the way because the train is completely packed.

    I mean, what the fuck? Unless you paid for an extra seat for your precious cargo, you can get to fuck.

    • this is really selfish

      i hate people who do that.

      • I've seen people actually pretend to be asleep

        across both seats so they can have them to themselves, as if they're not going to just get shifted by the conductor.

        It's amazing but sometimes the nature of public transport means you have to sit next to, er, another member of the public

    • this is true.

      Also people who sit with their legs splayed therefore invading your seat space.

      DON'T DO IT

    • i encountered

      some dreadlocked-twat on the eurostar last week with his bags on my fucking seat and when i said he should move his bags he started tutting and acted as if i was being unreasonable. i should have burned his incense.

  • And people say that observational comedy is dead.

  • same goes for

    babies and disabled people.

    we need a socially unacceptable carriage!

    • and people in the designated quiet coaches

      who spend entire journeys chatting on their mobiles or to their mates.

      People go in the quiet coaches because they can't be arsed listening to mouthy sods like you, shut it.

    • I'd gladly listen to a baby crying all day

      or some wheelchair dribbling on me. That would be unusual and not unpleasant company. ITS NOT THEIR FAULT. On the other hand, being bossed off by some lardface with hate all over their eyes really gets my goat. And eats my goat.

      • not all people in wheelchairs dribble

        just about 79% of them

    • arhhh suckers who thought i was serious count is high today

      ;)

      • Sorry, my sarcasm through text detection unit

        is in the shop being restored by bots.

  • I wish it was ok

    to tell obese people to fuck off and melt. They've ruined their lives with greed, why should they ruin everyone elses with their gigantic and scary arms? At the very least be embarrassed for seat spillage jeesuz ARGHHH

  • fat people shouldn't be allowed

    anywhere

    • ...but alas, they're everywhere!

    • Concentration camps for fatties ?

      lets start a petition

      • those things are great for weight loss

      • i want a concentration camp for people who are too skinny

        them with their bones sticking out all over the place, they could do someone a terrible misfortune or even worse, injure them rather painfully. furthermore, many thin people make larger people feel bad about their size, but due to circumtances beyond their control, they cannot change their size. plus it can lead to illnesses like bulemia.

  • FAT people shouldn't be allowed.

    FULL STOP

  • Could we define fat

    just before I kill myself.

    Thanks.

    • more than buxom.

      as in,not just haveing love handles,more of a love sadle

      • I don't think I'm quite buxom yet

        so I shall get the bus home.

    • i think he was talking about phat people

      and then only the ones that slouch on trains cause they are too phat for not that!

      • phresh thinking

      • Cool.

        YEAH! KILL THE FATTIES.

        I know quite a few morbidly obese people. One of them appeared on countdown and lost because his opponent made the word 'drossier'.

        • he may seen 'drossier'

          if it weren't for his fat eyelids and podgy hands hindering him, STOP TALKING TO FAT PEOPLE you are either part of the problem or the final solution !

          • I just feed the guy sausage rolls

            nothing to do with me.

    • above 10 stone for boys

      abouve 7 for girls

      • Phew

        I'm 9 stone 11 ounces.

      • good, it only takes me a few tokes to get me stoned!

    • can u fit in a seat without it making a noise as ur sides slide into it?

      :)

    • You are officially fat

      when the insides of your elbows become sweaty because of excess skin/blubber, conjoining from your upper forearm and lower bicep. Non-fat people only get sweat here if their arms remain bent for a period of time or they're in a sauna.