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Outline your personal exercise regime

- 3 runs a week (approx. 5 miles each time, 30 mins)
- 25 sit ups in the morning, 25 sit ups in the evening, every day
- 20 press ups in the morning, 20 press ups in the evening, every day
- Weights + medicine ball, varied exercises, 30 mins, every other day
- Swimming once a week, approx. 1 hr

Now you. Let us establish who is the most physically fit (or who puts their body through the most varied and/or demanding physical exercise) DiSer.



  • 14 pints of Weightgain a day.

    Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

  • Band practice

    and fucking.

    Luckily, the two are never combined. That would be truly horrific.

  • ...

    Frequent and vigrourous masturbation.

    Plus a chin-up bar.

  • habitually lifting one arse cheek to break wind

  • walk from my house to the car.

    walk from the car to the office.
    5 times a week.

  • i walk to and from work

    about 80 minutes total a day. that's it.

    • Have you ever used

      www.walkjogrun.net ? I used it to figure out how far my walk to work is. There and back each day is 5.4 miles. It takes 40 mins each way. Its a very satisfying website.

      • .

        That sites awesome, thankyou.

        • No problem

          Its hell of accurate. Really useful for planning ever more convoluted routes/shattering your perception of how far you've actually run

      • That thing is quality

        I run 5.06 miles five or six days a week at a speed of 6.6mph. That's nine minutes per mile i'll have you know.

    • ^

  • walk to the bus

    walk off the bus to my chair

    repeat but in reverse

  • none

    i walk a lot and cycle to the shops. my job involves me constantly running up and down stairs.

  • 1) Eat French toast

    2)

  • if all goes well

    3 games of Cricket a week (high-impact cricket due to laziness/elderliness of rest of team)
    50-70 press-ups a night
    100 sit ups a night

    broke my mountain bike so cant go on cycles, I'd run but it bores me to tears.

    of course, rehearsals, drinking, girls and other issues have hampered this already half-arsed regime since the dawn of time.

    • p.s.

      i hate not competitive exercise, where's the fun? there is no fun.

      • At least there is one person

        who isn't scared of punishing physical exercise.

        Is this the laziest, most heart attack-prone messageboard ever?! Does everyone look like Jimmy Five-Bellies, painfully squeezed into a Broken Social Scene t-shirt?

        • thats how i like to imagine it

          but for the record, i also need to drop some weight.

        • christ Daley calm down

          you're regime isn't exactly ironman territory.

          • I'm just kidding around sunshine!

            I'm well aware that its hardly SAS-standard

        • maybe some people just don't have the time?

          fuckin' hell!

  • 3 miles walking on work days

    Band practice once a week.
    Dancing at home.

  • Hahahahahahaaaaaaa

  • band practice

    is not really exercise is it? And I don't care about some recent study talking about footballers and drummers.

  • I tend to walk 2 or 3 miles a day

    I don't really excerise pe'say but thats a habbit I adapted after my last job which was basically a 5hr workout every night.. need to change my way of thinkingf

  • band practice LOL

    i do NOTHING.

    i probably walk for about 30 minutes each day, but that's it. this will all change when im back at uni and not working 9 - 5.

  • I started running again!

    Every day, for two days.

    • You're an inspiration

      I can picture you and Daley Thompson opening sports centres now

      • I once punched Daley Thompson in the face

        • and yes

          by 'Daley Thompson' I mean a camel, and by 'I', I mean Conan the Destroyer

        • He borrowed your hair dryer

          without asking, right? The twat.

    • every day you go running for two days?

      that is punishing

  • -

    - 1-mile round walk to off licence per day
    - intense right forearm remote control workout
    - general right arm workout, twice a day

    Seriously, exercise is for losers.

  • I just walk everywhere

    sometimes about 2 hours a day of pure walkin'. But not so much these days.

  • Running for the bus

    walking up escalators and taking the stairs instead of the lift
    sex

  • cycle to/from work

    about half and hour a day.

    a bit of walking.

    that's about it.

  • erm

    1. I cycle to work and back, about 3 miles each way.

    2. I play football on wednesdays - but I'm a goalkeeper so I don't exactly run about a lot!

    as a result I have a lardy belly and wobbly man boobs

  • You can run 5 miles in 30 minutes?

    Respect

    • I tend to throw up/cry a bit afterwards

      if I manage to do it in that time. But its worth it.

  • holy crap

    you're one of THEM!

  • .

    5 runs a week, approx 6 miles, 45ish mins
    Walk everywhere

    • You're up to 5 a week now?

      Impressive. I bet you've got lots of nice countryside to run around too. Regents canal, while satisfying, isn't really that picturesque

      • I disagree

        I think it's lovely, at times.

        • You're right, it definitely has its charm

          and parts of it are wonderful, but at the same time bits are really disgustingly dirty. I don't like watching moorhens making their nests using crisp packets and other discarded bits of rubbish

  • I'm addicted to exercise

    I go to the gym three times a week, and spend about 40 minutes on a treadmill, do some v v light weights stuff

    Go for a short run on the days i don't go to the gym.

    Do 100 sit ups every morning, and again if I shower before i go out, plus some stretch that is also supposed to bring my waist in.

  • Every second day

    10 X 4 sets of front raises, lateral raises, overhead raises and bicep curls. 40g whey protein, 40g simple carbs, 12g creatine post work out. Good stuff

  • .

    Breaking wind when naked and in a weightlessness environment.