I'm afraid it's not my dream.

They're still in the warm-up stage, which actually involves cooling the whole thing down to a shade above absolute zero. I think there's another month left before the first experiment begins.

COLDER THAN SPACE

Then it takes two months to spin the particles around so I think October time, not sure. BUt there is an injunction in the courts trying to get it to stop so the world doesn't blow up... so I don't know when.

To quote the Guardian supplement, there are also chances of it producing fire breathing dragons but no one is worked up by that.

it's a giant death ray!

High above the American Midwest, 2 scientists DAVE and DAVID are locked in deadly battle with the evil CERN SUPERCOLLIDER

CERN SUPERCOLLIDER: HHHHHHNNNNGGGGG

DAVE: HHHNNNNGGG

CERN SUPERCOLLIDER: PREPARE TO SEE MY FINAL FORM

DAVID: NO! DAVE I WILL DISTRACT HIM, WHILE YOU CHARGE YOUR SCIENCE INFINITY BOMB THRUST MANOUVER

DAVE: NO IT IS TOO DANGEROUS ITS POWER LEVEL IS TOO HIGH HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG

DAVE, DAVID AND CERN SUPERCOLLIDER: HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG

wanted anyone to sit in the machine whilst they put it on...i never recieved a reply...so on the day they fire it up i m going to fly over there, cover myself in tin foil and run up to their gates shouting..."DONT DO IT!!!, DONT DO IT, YOU WILL BRING BACK JESUS, I M FROM THE FUTURE!!!", then i will deficate myself in their building and start crying, no one like a crying man.

yeah, this is exciting and worrying, i hope it does destroy the world in a split second, that would be funny in retrospect.

hurry up and make that god particle!

because in my head I'm always going "WHOOOOOOOSSSSSH NYYYAAAAAAAAAAAM"

kindathing

" The first particle beams are due for injection in August 2008, with the first collisions planned to take place about two months later."

I'll be sat on a deckchair in Switzerland they day they press 'On' with a pretzel and cold one, waiting for the world to get destroyed in an instant.

and if successful could answer some very important questions.

It also makes you think about the massive forces that are at work around us. Compare the amount of energy, say, generated in a car crash with the supercollider and then compare that with the forces involved in the creation or death of a star.

In reality the supercollider is only scratching the surface of our knowledge of the forces at work, but with so little evidence of these larger forces available on Earth, it is a pretty big deal.

Creaton of Strangelets: My personal favorite: the LHC may produce a physical manifestation of the theoretical phenomenon of a strangelet. Not the name of a garage band band on a Pebbles compilation, strangelets are constructions made of the stuff that makes up protons and neutrons, known as quarks. An aim of LHC experiments is to unify the theories behind the behavior of three of the four basic forces on physics (gravity is omitted) : electromagnetic, strong nuclear force (the force that holds nuclei together) and weak nuclear force (the force that keeps electrons from flying out of the nuclear orbit in the atom.) In exploring the commonalities between these forces, strangelets were conceived. A strangelet is a chunk of strange matter (they name this stuff well, don’t they?) which is a more stable version of an atom due to a slightly different quark recipe in its composition. Once again, terrestrial as opposed to celestial speed is the issue. The general worry is that the strangelets might, when created “at rest” (meaning not near the speed of light) get into a slow collision with an unsuspecting nucleus of an atom of copper or whatever. The property of the stragelet’s construction is such that it catalyzes the copper atom into strange matter, which releases energy, and another strangelet, and so on in a chain reaction until the planet is converted into a hot lump of uninhabitable strange matter.

The start of collider has been delayed (again), and collisions are not expected for several months. And even if the worst predictions come to pass, Dr. Rossler’s calculations indicate that a micro black hole would require several years or decades to grow large enough to destroy the planet. So no immediate danger, in a sense…

LHCFacts.org

where an alien plague eventually turned the earth into a black hole and everyone moved to the moon.

so don't worry.

Apparently it's not even actually capable of that, or something. Or you know this and are just talking shit. I'm tired and drunkish, I can't understand anything--has this been helpful?