until he learnt now to bite his nails.

Then he stopped.

I would sometimes on a night out or something, but i can't be arsed really.

painting your nails is a pain and time consuming and really pointless.

Eyeliner is great though - I know people who've managed to do it in quite a 'manly' way.

I fell asleep in the living room and woke up with painted nails. Red. I liked it. A lot.

For some reason i deem eyeliner acceptable, yet nail painting not so. I must be missing something.

as I've stupidly long eyelashes for a man.

Is being a girl who puts make-up and nail varnish on men...

a. deeply annoying
b. fun

My nail's still black. I've grown quite accustomed to it.

is an intensely manly thing to wear. City types wear them all the time and they are all aggro and macho.

"oh I live in a kind of poor area so I can't express any sort of inviduality lest polite society in it take offence in the most violent way possible." Morrissey grew up in Hulme, and the Butthole Surfers are from Texas, for Christs sake. MTFU.

and it totally sucks.

Especially red. It makes me feel like I've just shoved my fingers into some guy's innards and his blood has stained my fingers forever.

My mum says I look like a faggot though :(

.

weilding sticks.

by society and work, and my sons would act all embarrised

those on my right foot are purple.

For some reason* i agreed to let someone do this to me while on holiday 4 weeks ago, and they're still the same.

*the reason i agreed is that i secretly quite like it

And I like it. Can't paint my finger nails though, work already think a beard is a bit much.

THAT was a stupid idea and no mistake.

wouldn't really fancy explaining painted fingernails to my parents. Not that I'd have them painted anyway, because it would just look shit.

at once.

wouldn't go to junior school in the mornings when I was younger until my mum had painted my thumbnails, I remember that much

after a while, it just seemed a bit pointless really.