and...'i cant even whistle my lips are so dry'
these are just some of the jems that can waft through an open windown when you live on a busy main road..
and these were by the same bloody guy..imagine what else there is to come....
in other main road window news, the road works have ensured a constant stream of backed up shit music for the last week...until today when someone was blasting out johnny cash...lovely stuff.

what road?
eastwood
freddy?
er....
yup.
When my window is open
i can hear cats crying, it sounds like babies, Disturbing.
are you sure
it isnt babies that sound like cats.
whats worse i wonder?
Yer way worse
It's this stinky cat with 3 legs, it's sooo noisy.
I've heard that before,
it's the worst noise in the world.