I'll give you some clues to start off:
He has played in the Premier League
He has represented his country
You've got 20 questions, go
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FUCK OFF!
He's not a footballer you silly thing
Ronnie Rosenthal
Is he still playing?
yes
19
Michael Ricketts
gotta be
What number does/did he wear?
Nuno Valente
yes or no questions only
is he black?
ooh
no
18
does he play for liverpool?
no
17
i'm out
Were/was his cap(s)
since 2000?
you mean his first cap?
in which case no
16
yeah
Is it David Beckham?
If not, I don't know.
European?
yes
15
Western European?
no
14
Why did my post about short hair get deleted?
Fuck you, mods. That was a worthwhile question. It would have helped me get it.
Bullshit!
It's not
This is blatant abuse of mod powers anyway. It's not your place to interfere with games.
Well
I don't normally abuse my powers...but we are low on questions.
post it again
what was it?
It was
Does he have a short hair.
Which is not a good question...for a start what is defined as short hair.
I was going to post long hair
but that's more extreme. Lots of Eastern European/Mediterranean players have long hair, that could not possibly be described as short. We would have known if it was one of them. I would have liked to know.
I'm not disputing the validity
of the general enquiry.
It wasn't an especially well worded question though, because there is no yes or no answer to short hair.
Does Lampard have short hair?
Hargreaves?
Lampard - yes
Hargreaves - no
IT'S PERFECTLY SIMPLE! GOD! I QUIT THIS WHOLE GAME!
why?
Becuase you ruined it
and I hate everyone here!
You ruined it for yourself
and the feeling is mutual
:P
Is he a striker?
yes
13
Sergei Rebrov
no
12
very premature guessing
yeah
had a feeling
Does he play for a London club?
no
11
Did he score more than 10 league goals last season?
well
the question should really be does he still play here...and it's implied no
See below
Just seen it says 'played' in the PL
rather than 'plays'.
no
10
ok we'll wipe that question
Is still relevant
to whatever league he was in
yes i suppose it is.
in that case no.
10
My question just got deleted.
yeah i know
its not adrian Mutu
9
AWW
I deleted it
I DELETED IT
Seriously
Stop it. You're ruining the game.
aww fine.
we won't get it now then
I'd rather play it properly and lose
than cheat and win.
FE
I can see your point with the hair thing
The mutu question was ridiculously restrictive though, and it couldn't possibly be him.
And I'm Italian anyway, and we ALWAYS cheat when it comes to football
ok
i wont count it
10
I know
cos you were referring to Mutu
and it can't be him...
Was he in a EURO 2008 squad?
no
9
What constitutes not Western European?
We need a cut off point. A big line just past Italy?
I say
Spain, France, Portugal, UK, Holland, Germany etc
well look, i can only say yes or no,
and he is definitely NOT from western europe
is
he an asian
No
He's European
is he
DEFINITELY european though? i wouldn't trust someone with the name smee to tell the truth
Is his country part of the former USSR?
yes
8
i think you should try to work out who he played for in england
but be careful! dont waste any more of those valuable questions!!
if someone does waste
a question, can i use an amulet?
^ that's a rhetorical question
is it a rhetorical
question though?
Did he play on the South Coast?
YES!
7
Is it
Marian Pahars?
He's Latvian
Pretty West?
Not really. It's
east of Scandanavia and Poland.
True
I just looked at it on a map. I always forget how wide Scandanavia is.
WELL DONE!
thats correct
Wahoo!
now you start a thread with the same game
ok?
Did he play up north?
moron no.5
?