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Mark Ronson tried to chat up my girlfriend last night

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by wolfe_riddims

he made a bee-line for her when i went to the toilet.

Makes me dislike him even more. but then again i do feel good that she turned him down and went home with me.

wolfe_riddims | 18 Jul '08, 09:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

probably wanked

him off in the toilets


*blew his trumpet

.


nah

he just walked up to her and was like 'hi', i'm sure he doesn't have to do alot to impress the ladies. she didn't know who he was though, i had to tell her when i came back.


you should have threatened

to shatter his pelvis


Just be glad it wasn't Calvin Harris

You'd have been fucked.


*She'd


*He'd


*They'd


Odd you should say that, Theodore.

I've got some strange delusion that they're the same person. All the time.


he may well be

but she wasn't there last night.


yikes!

poor daisy.


maybe it was all innocent

he just wanted to ask her who was the good looking boy she was with?


yeah, or where your shirt was from or something.

i'm beginning to dislike a lot of men. especially "famous" ones.


*dandy


Someone tell her!

and pass on my number!


What a perfect excuse to give the thlid a shoeing.

You should have remixed his anus by adding a hobnail boot section to the end of it.


^ POTD


^ seconded

I ache with laughter


remixed his anus :D

i'm crying here.


was he playing a trumpet?

he loves those trumpets.


fnar

fnar


parp

parp


This man has no talent

If he looked like Chunk off the Goonies he'd be djing at ugly people's wedding in Norwich whilst sending sub shuttleworth demos off to Radio One every 3 weeks.


Does Chunk off of the Goonies DJ ?

If so how do I book him please.


what if...

she said she turned him down but she'd written her number on his arm with lipstick whilst you were shaking your tackle, and now she's meeting him in a posh hotel where he's lined a four-poster bed with banknotes and rose petals whilst your sat at work typing this?


I mean did he really 'chat her up'

or did you just want to mention you were somewhere where the 'cool people' (pending) go to, which anyone normal can walk into unless its VIP viper shite?

Chatting up takes more than 3 words you know.

Anyway someone should kill him - perhaps you could for fantastising about fingering your girlfreind or whatever.


:o)


i love you


Maybe Wolfe_riddims

knows his girlfriend better than we do. Perhaps three words is more than enough?
*this is merely speculation*


lol!

It does make me laugh when people on this forum take things FAR too seriously. I have noticed that you do it a lot.

It was just a 'funny' throw away story that i thought i'd share. Was he really trying to chat her up? I don't know, i just think its odd that i was with her all night and when i left for two minutes he came up and started chatting to her.

I don't think MR is even a little bit cool. I think he is a twat to be honest.

I went to catch on kingsland road to watch my friends band play. if you want me to name drop i will: in attendence were Jamie from Klaxons, Mark Ronson, Peaches and Pixie Geldof, Patrick Wolf (who i did a piss beside) Tim Burgess and er, John Linger from Neils Children.

I couldn't care less about any of these people.


oh, clearly not


*pound coins


it fills me with blind rge when people do this

especially cos theyre always ALWAYS cunts


Is MArk Ronson a cunt?

Hold on his Dad was in Foreigner. Sorry have I answered that?

Come on everybody, c-c-come on everybody.

Jive Bunny for the TopShop arseless dullards


Johnny Borrell once did this to me

it must be the preserve of cunts


What, chatted you up?

Louis from Rialto asked my friend and I his he could drive him and some fat American bird around to their hotel as her shoes were 'giving her grief'

GO ME GO ME GO ME


Cunts must be killed

It's the only way. Think of the children.


he's a cad

he spoke sweetly to me once. i melted but only slightly. i think i kept my cool.


Are girls not put off by what a total useless tunnel of arsepiss he is?

The fact that he talks like a fucked didgeridoo?
The fact that he makes the WORST music ever of all time no contest.

I mean there are many women who are attractive, but that you are put right off simply because they are colossal piles of discharge.

Where's the quality control ladies?


I blame the Turtles

Its funny isn't it but is it his 'dreamboat' eyes or is does he pack an enormous baby maker?


I want his life


He's no Joe Meek is he?

Though for him to have his life ended by his own hands on the stairway of a tatty flat in holloway road does sound appealing.


You're not joking either

are you?


who me or Vikram?

I don't wish death or any violence upon him, but please PLEASE STOP making music or letting people think youre some sort fo genius. The truth is that your contribution to music is probably 34 tiers down from that of the Cheeky Girls.


Except every right thinking person with eyes

can see he's a monstrous fuck swamp.


not really

he's generally quite liked, has a good reputation on the whole, and he has money. looks, beautiful girls and all of that. seems like a pretty charmed life, like i said


Generally quite liked

Where have you been? Who have you asked?

This deserves a thread. Let's take a poll.


he's well like amongst people who have met him

and he seems to be liked by the general public


*well liked


*Well, no.

.


oh really? you speak for the general public do you?

anyway, klaire and i have both met him (separately) and think he's alright. so ronson wins and you lose. sorry.


i met him and thought he was ok

not a bad guy, but i still don't like him for some reason. his voice, probably.


oh i like the translantic drawl

to be honest, i do find his music tedious.


Fart noises

Fart noises.


nah

girls are attracted to him cos he's famous, attractive and loaded. plus he is really really charming.


THE MONSTER!


So deep philosophical reasons then

and not because of his unceasing talent? Fair enough - that's life innit?


Thread title of the day

dis should just be entirely name-dropping. Who was your friends band?


and just from watching

the embarrasing glastonbury coverage, he tries it on with everyone, as demonstrated by his poor effort at guitar playing whilst posing in front of the front row and then glancing back as he was leaving the stage.


wet dog

they are good. as were electiricty in our homes the support band.


the female band

or the male one? I made a thread about them (both) once


didn't know there was a male wet dog

I was talking about the female one.

to be honest i don't know where all these plebraties came from, i've been to loads of wet dog gigs where i was the most famous person there.


Just searched for which 'gig' it was

also supported by no bra who is a previous support/mate of the patrick wolf and he is mates with the geldof. Can't explain the rest though.


hott

until he opens his mouth and that fucking hideous voice crawls out.

on the other hand, a friend met him and said he was dead nice


someone i know

and was asked to go to the VIP area in a club where cristiano ronaldo was hanging out. when she was in at the toilet, ronaldo asked her boyfriend if they were 'just friends' to which he replied "Yes," so that they could continue talking to famous people all night.


ha ha excellent


mark ronson?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


so...

you indie kids still aren't over that Smiths cover then?

Ronson strikes me as particularly bland as a character, and about as objectively hateworthy as a piece of bread. But i guess yr all just jealous of his success n that