some lady was trying to wake him up and he was just shouting "gimmie back me blankets" "im not goin today"......It was quiet funny to see this chav kid rolling on the grass pished as a fart, his mates half way up the park laughing with a high pitched squeal that only they understand.
whats you're most sickening moment with chav's, louts, or just scumbags in a park?
COOK PASS BARTBRIDGE!
a male chav started on my girlfriend
so i punched him. and about 8 people came over and beat me up
*SWOON*
change your picture back to the other one. i want people to think you're brian
done
<3
Once
at about 8.30 on a Friday night, may mate and I walked through the local town centre, and there were drunk 14 year olds draped all over the place. It was quite surreal. A young'un came up to us asking for a cigarette, and preceded to assure us that he wasn't trying to mug us. However, when we didn't give him a fag, he did try to pick a fight with us, until his friends had to drag him away saying 'its not worth it mate, its not worth it'.
when and where was this?
burnham station
like a year ago. they were on the train from slough with faye and started on her. was those twats from burnham
i hate burnhams
such cunts
Steady!
My wife's from Burnham.
whaaat!!
really? that's where me and him are from. where abouts is she from?
5 mins walk from the train station
St Lawrence Road it is called. I grew up in Langley, we went to school together in Slough (St Bernard's Convent no less).
Small world eh?
Scumbags!
thats classic chav tactics, ya get one of them and there cowards, they need a pack to be brave!
i once said "alright" as in hello to a bunch of them walking home and promptly got a pint bottle of tennents over the head, I hate them!
someone threatened me with a (possibly replica) gun
and hit me in the leg with an iron bar
a girl from work told me
she saw a group of chavs looking confused and angry when they spotted two blokes on the same platform holding hands, none of them said a word but she said that one of them looked so angry that his face was bright red and he was shaking.
he's just jealous
Hahaha
kinda gives new meaning to the phrase,
"is my face red?....well it aint up my ass"
yesterday evening
i was walking down outside my new house past the macbeth, and two eight year old girls were having an argument. as follows:
"you're a bitch and i don't care i'll say it to your face"
"YOUR MUM'S A BITCH! YOUR MUM'S A PROSTITUTE!"
"FUCK YOU BITCH CUM SAY DAT TO MA FACE YEH?"
etc. heartbreaking.
the youth of today
:(
xHARDCOREx
I would have
taken down the YOUTH OF TODAY with a FLOORPUNCH to become CHAMPION and have JUSTICE for all.
good work
sweet jesus,
we have a winner!
who are you talking to?
Klaire
8 yr old chavs, just think, them scallys will be kickin heads in a few years
what?
learn how to reply boy!
got to give him some credit
took a lot of effort to go all the way to the top of the thread to press reply.
overhearing little girls on busses
"I loved him, he even said he even said he'd start using a condom. But I must just be a wank fuck"
"Stace...you don't know that, Jen just might be a really good fuck"
Grim :(
There's a pub near me
That has been serving kids as young as 14 for the past 3 years or so. At the weekends it's full of schoolkids dressed as fat rainbows pretending to be more drunk than they really are.
It's quite sad, but the upside is that you can get a double JD and coke for £2.
drugged up 13 year old
pisses on a bus in leeds, then kicks the living shit out of a 12-year-old boy because he wouldn't give him his wallet, apparently. It was lovely. I'm just surprised they don't stab each other more often.
13:37?
LEET
^
He sounds happy.
Yesterday morning at 9.15am
I saw two 30-ish year old women eating full english breakfast outside Wetherspoons, each drinking a large glass of rosé wine. a) bit early!, and b) I can't think of a worse combination than a greasy fry up and nasty Wetherspoons wine-on-tap.
do you have an iphone?
Just today in Watford
I walked under a bridge and heard voices on top of it. I looked over my shoulder just out of curiosity, and caught the eye of a chav. I did and said nothing, and continued walking. The next thing I know a bottle of lucozade whistles past my ear and bounces about 3 foot in front of me. I turn back and am called a "knob".
Oh, the humanity.
"knob"
classy
some chavs haging outside Wimborne Station
Saw me and started what seemed to look like hurling abuse towards me. I smiled at them all then they went up to me giving these "come on then!" signals.
The funny thing is though was that i was sat down IN THE TRAIN when they were outside. Like they were going to get onto the train themselves and beat me up. The train they drove off, as it does.
2 silly spelling mistakes
*hanging
*then
Idiot.
:D
its easier for them to act hard when they know theres no chance of a fight
Great stuff, dayvan
My dad has only taught me one very brilliant lesson, and it is to sexily wink at thugs like that nonchalantly, especially in situations where they cannot touch you - ie when on a train, or bus passing them by. They go the sort of nuts that you can enjoy.
I grew up in stoke where kids would go all red faced and shakey-angry cus I had long hair.
The best bit is that, in spite of my being a skinny long haired indie kid, my very best friend of eight years is captain of the swimming/rugby/football team at his univeristy - basically a fucking tank, and just the brilliant sort of person that gives jocks a good name.
In stoke, three fat shithead-35-year-old-nothings were giving a pretty girl at the bar all the shit in the world; "get yr tits out", "wanna see my cock?", "tell yr what - bet you LOVE it up the arse". I was getting a drink, and she was obviously upset - so I told the nearest to "die in a fire." He pushed me, and was all "say that again!" till my friend came back from the toilet.
Best friend: I'm going to take you outside and hit you, but I want you to tell me why.
Shithead: ...we were just...joking...
Best Friend: Why would I hit you for joking?
Shithead: ...sorry...
Best Friend: Why are you sorry? Every single thing you've ever done in your life has been brilliant.
Shithead: ...hah, erm...no, but sorry.
Best Friend: To me? Aren't you sorry to my friend?
Me: He just needs to apologise to the lady.
Shithead: Sorry.
Best Friend: *slaps shithead, hard* Pulling hair in the playground? Why not just tell her you like her?
Shithead and friends just walked away utterly humiliated. It was awful to watch because, even though they were twats, the sort of human compassion that they completely lack kicked in and I felt bad for them.
Having said that, I tell this story as often as possible (a few times on here) and have come to the realisation that FUCK THEM.
only just read this.
..A day after you posted it. A great story that deserves a reply.
a chav got stabbed yesterday
on my street, news crew and policement have been round all day