on purpose.

But I witnessed a man piss on King's College London and I cheered him on

out of my bedroom window when i'm drunk.
tbh it takes more effort to aim it out of there than it would if i was to just walk to the toilet.

in Sweden.

I hate to be that guy in the monring.

In a hole on a golf course.

fuck it, i should go now

Once when I was rather inebriated I woke up in the night bursting for a piss but was too drunk/sleepy/confused to make it to the toilet so in my infinite wisdom I took a towel off my radiator, put it on my bedroom floor and pissed all over it. In the morning I woke up and found the towel on the floor, picked it up and couldn't remember what had happened until I gave it a little sniff.

I saw two girls pissing in the middle of the street as I walked back to Brick Lane last night, I did a massive LOL.

I was really drunk, i wouldn't normally do such a horrible thing

result: £80 fine
:( shame...

I tried to stop him, but CCTV did the job for me. A £50 fine, and a police man laughing at him. Job done.

he was stood on a car.

WIN!

two days before Christmas.

Pissy chrissie cards!

I'm no animal.

I was 5 years old and I was too scared to go out onto the landing because it was the middle of the night. So I pissed on a book, closed the book and put it back on my shelf.

It was all crinkly the next day.

Into the River Clyde.

http://www.glasgowarchitecture.co.uk/jpgs/clyde_bellsbridge_glasgow.jpg

shat on the popping crease of the local cricket pitch one summers night about 9 years ago

We tried to go simulataneously but his popped out first!!

Piss-wise when i lived at home i went in my Mum & Dad's wardrobe twice

also

Off the top of monument during a busy city weekday lunchtime

i thought it was a urinal.

then i got in my sleeping bag and laid on the sofa.

i can't remember doing it, but apparently i did.

Honestly

more scary than funny

and me and ehwhat pissed on the gates at Downing Street, and got shouted at by a policeman with a machine gun.

On the wall of Exmouth train station in full view of the main platform, so I was pretty visible. I'd just been to an 18th. On a boat. I felt pretty shite.

and then off their balcony onto a bus

I was ultimately opposed to it, until I saw that people were going round collecting them to sell / keep for themselves and I suddenly found it cheeky and funny - the idea of some scavenger sifting through a tent and getting covered in piss.

ROFHSLFMPLA<op

in a bucket.
in a cupboard under the stairs.
of a block of flats.
in london.
and i was interrupted midflow by a tramp looking for shelter for the night!
which is why i was there in the first place.

in a litter bin in the middle of norwich

:|

standing perilously close to the edge, in the dark. thankfully i didn't fall in, that wouldn't have been funny at all.

in the corner of the staff cloakroom of some club in Liverpool. i ended up wandering around this place for ages looking for the urinals, got desperate/couldn't be arsed looking and found an open door. Got disturbed mid-flow and thrown out, finished it in an alley way then wandered back in 5 minutes later

that is all

...all over his library books.

I saw two girls piss down a slope onto some poor man who was asleep at the bottom of said slope... The guy who was tired/pissed woke up to find two girls pissing on him whilst about 50 people had formed a circle around him to laugh. Poor man.

only later did i remember the Jez peep show link

Not that funny really just quite a nice view.