Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney has got himself a new tattoo inspired by "huge musical heroes of his", Stereophonics.
Rooney - pictured doing Coke with her indoors, as you do - has had the words "Just Enough Education To Perform" inked on his right forearm. Take a look at it HERE. It's the title of the Welsh trio's third album, released in 2001 when Rooney was 16 and not old enough to get a tattoo that didn't come in a pack of bubblegum and peel off in the bath.
A source told daily tabloid The Mirror: "The Stereophonics are huge musical heroes of his - he absolutely loves the band and that's his favourite album. But he also thinks it's funny that it could have been written about him."
Yes. It could have been.
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I'm not sure how to respond to this news.
I'm properly speechless.
It looks lovely.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2273995/Wayne-Rooney's-new-tattoo.html
I now know how to respond.
Involuntary laughter and the need to leave the office to get my breath back.
It would appear
that he doesn't even have ANY education if he's done that...
this is easily
the best news story ever
Amazing.
Properly amazing.
what a dick!
i saw this earlier
and laughed lots. and now your headline has brought it all back again. good work.
What a song!
That riff is amazing! Lurve it!
his next one
will be "insufficient music taste to get a tattoo"
jug eared cunt
good footballer though...even if he does play for ManUre
HE ASKED FOR A 13
BUT THEY DREW A 31
I am still waiting for this to be declared a joke.
It's too wonderful for words.
Jug eared cunt
Name of my new band, then!
Dickhead footballer
Dickhead band
I think the two go together don't you?
not only
has he got a tattoo from a turd artist, he's got it of arguably their worst album
fool.
you can
always rely on wayne for the laughs.
this is
incredible.
why That tattoo on Him.
oh my..
doesn't Robbie Savage have
an Armani logo tattooed on his arm? Footballers are almost exclusively bellends these days.
thought this was gonna be about weezy
;_;
Oh dear lord
that looks awful.
ROONERS
i like rooney the footballer, but fuck sake, rooney the man has just proven he's thick. what a ridiculous thing to permanently put on yourself. whats next SHREK OST!