lets be positive this time.
-i stand up for what i believe in and defend myself and friends whenever needed.
-i'm loyal to the people i love.
-i'm nice to people when i first encounter them.
-i like my appearance, especially my hair.
-i'm honest and i don't try and decieve people.
-i have a reasonable level of intelligence.
-i'm awesome at chess.
-i respect females and never try to simply "bed them".
-i'm easy going and hardly ever get stressy with people.
ok, your turn people of DiS.
lol, females.
on a serious note:
Nothing.
least surprising thread/poster ever
considering how emo i can be
surely it's a little surprising, in a way.
you started what's essentially an "i love myself" thread
just wanted to point that out
no i didn't
i wanted people to be more positive about themselves. you do realise that i contributed to the "things you would change about yourself" thread and i didn't say "nothing, i'm perfect" or anything like that.
Brusma = miserable sod?
definitely
I genuinely think I'm nice*
*approachable / friendly / honest
I also have quite a long one
hi!
i have very soft skin
my threads about train stations
none of the above
i'm a huge geek
and i love it.
i am not a short man
i have a full head of hair, and i am thin
^^ come and get me laydeez
..
I'm extremely alturistic and honest
I follow the scout motto and always do my best
reasonably GSOH and generally somebody people WLTM
though of course I have a huge list of my flaws, as any self respecting "disser" would.
actually I don't always try to do my best
but that's because of my arrogance
iWLTMjosh
proof of my honesty^
iWLTMu2
do you realise the Scout motto
isn't 'always do your best,' or do you mean you do your best in addition to always being prepared?
The motto is "Be Prepared"
The Promise is "I promise that I will to my best, to do my duty to God and the Quenn and to keep the Scout Law"
and the seven laws are
- A Scout is to be trusted
- A scout is to be loyal
- A scout is to be friendly and considerate
- A scout belongs to the world wide family of scouts
- a A scout has courage
- A scout makes good use of time and takes care of his property
- A scout has self respect and respect for others.
ALL FROM MEMORY.
owned
who was owned?
i knew all that from memory as well. nobody believes i was a scout :(
my hair
and my taste in drinks
I like myself quite alot.
- I'm kind.
- I'm friendly.
- I'm honest.
- I'm reliable.
- I love my creativity.
- I like my face, especially my smile.
and I think I'm generally a nice person. I'm very happy with myself and I'm very grateful.
So... Ladies?
someone likes themself a bit too much...
Hi
this thread is going to be full of lies
the circle jerk is over.
commence the jerk.
there's no circle involved
it's more like jerking over yourself
that is what i meant
oh, i get it now
i should read posts more carefully.
not much
but i'm pretty good at self-deprecation
<3
you are good at that
also:
gossiping (Y)
you are GREAT at that
i have a brain and am quite clever and have good logic
i don't always make people laugh but i do more and more now i suppose
my appearance is ok, some hot girls like it so thats nice
my hairs nice
aww, this is a nice thread.
I like:
* my honesty
* that i'm able to get on with pretty much everyone (so i guess i'm quite likeable)
* my appearance
* my ability to listen
I am not you.
I know more about cricket than most people.
I say funny stuff now and again.
I am frighteningly intelligent.
oh aye, i like my intelligence also.
And my ambition.
And my paternal gene.
iiiiiii
like my taste in video games.
i think i'm quite intelligent and can hold my own in a conversation.
i have a reasonable amount of confidence meaning i don't shrivel into a ball of nervousness whenever anyone talks to me
i am FANTASTIC in bed.
(can sleep for hours)
People say I can give the best hugs in the world
People say im trust worthy
People say im loverly
u know what this is all code for that i'm an ugly fat person that is needy so gives hugs :(
you have very red lips
I really dont know if this is a good thing
It means you could attract a male chimp with ease
I do think that 99% of the time
I'm a nice guy. I'm friendly, welcoming and manage to see the good in people almost all the time.
I'm also fairly excitable and enthusiastic at times. I guess that's good.
I'm not a complete arsehole
and I met a Bay City Roller last night
*vomits*
I will one day be dead
I'm a nice chap
I'm either insanely brilliant or really fucking terrible in bed, which is good. No-one likes predictability.
I'm friendly
A dsetructive wit
and somewhat less destructive punctuality.
I'm really good at Mario Kart 64
and noughts and crosses. I can't remember the last time I was beaten at the latter.
No one does
Nuaghts and crosses is a flawed game which always ends in a tie
er, no
nobody beats me because I'M REALLY GOOD. Alright?
Why are men proud of themselves
for respecting females? Surely it is not an effort, girls are lovely (if a bit bitchy). And pretty. Do not be proud of yourself, it is EXPECTED.
GOOD STUFFS ABOUT MYSELF:
nice
nice face
awesome body which nobody gets to see
skilled at stuff
nice person
likes kittens
not a liar
not malicious
will admire you and forgive you if you give me reason to admire you
will look after you
give you good advice
patient and calm
stick to decisions
etc
I have good skin
apparently
I have good hair apparently
I have good eyes apparently
I'm wilfully naive
I shout in girls' faces
I'm easily impressed or enthused
so every day is an adventure. This pleases me, although perhaps not other people.
I'm fairly clever
I'm friendly when you get past the aloof standoffish veneer
I'm very quick over short distances
can't fucking cover drive though
or catch a ball
anyway, you have your cover drive, I'm content with my pull-sweep.
I'm surprised you didn't post
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/losninosdelparque/aguidetodis.jpg
....
but you did not breach post position protocol did you?
You know when you wrote 'I'm fairly clever',
did you get this verified by a third party?
put me out of my misery plz
ta
you should have
put http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/losninosdelparque/aguidetodis.jpg underneath my 'you can't cover drive', implying i should have put it underneath my post, in turn implying that i acknowledge that i can't coverdrive.
ah well.
ah, now I get it.
probably to late now.
probably
.
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/losninosdelparque/aguidetodis.jpg
:D
You comedian, you.
TIMING!
i think it's actually funnier this way
aloof standoffish
:D
please add
impressively quick hair growth.
i think we proved
that that is a disadvantage no?
is that your fielding position?
:D
basically a genius
can be humorous
grow hair fast like man, grrr
i like my hair
i'm really struggling with these so maybe just my modesty.
- My Hair
- My Legs
- My wit
- My laugh
- My drawing skills
- My drumming skills
- Really laid back attitude.
world chess champion
massive tits
being psychic
this is SUCH a stupid thread
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO REPLY
I THOUGHT I WOULD DEMONSTRATE HOW STUPID THIS THREAD IS
you're always shouting in my face :"""(
I LIKE SHOUTING IN YOUR FACE
I might add that
like, so what if you DO have nice eyes?
like, who cares?
IT'S FUCKING NICE TO HAVE FUCKING NICE THINGS
I dunno. Apparently it's not the eyes, but the cheekbones
my cheekbones are better
yours are okay. tolerable.
this is like a really messed up McClusky song
let's leave it that way!
I care. His eyes haunt me.
cheers darling
or phrased better
You DO have nice eyes.
But who cares? Huh.
I've calmed down now.
but is it the eyes or the cheekbones?
my eyes are actually quite dull. they're almost black.
what's wrong with that?
dark eyes are kind of nice.
i'm actually making this all up. i can't remember what you look like at all.
oh there's nothing wrong
they're just not very interesting. look at my profile pic
you're so much better looking
than I remember.
<3
those are some good positives
i can't compete with that.