I'm not mentally ill.

white bread
butter

mmmm

I like them salty crisps
I like them cheesy crisps
I like them tomato crisps
I like them potato crisps
I like them crinkly
I like them wrinkly
I like them carrying a little bitty salt crisps

I eat all the crisps, I eat all the crisps
I eat all the crisps, I eat all the crisps
I eat all the crisps, I eat all the crisps

bit of mayo
White bread

=

sex

but especially ready salted

had one for dinner :D

you get bits of bread squashed into the holes, so it's like layers of bread around a crisp around bread. it's amazing (and very sophisticated).

toastie ftw.

with grated cheese.

:P

= Sandwich sex.

with mustard and mayo.

*crush them up reeeeal good to avoid between-gum-and-tooth-stabs.