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Being in a band and being naked on stage.

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by MirriLondon

Why?
Suggestions/explanations please.

MirriLondon | 09 Jul '08, 13:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I once saw Fidel from APplicants play naked except for a guitar

and then do a solo with his teeth.

That's just plain unhygienic.


a solo huh?

eat your heart out prince


They usually have

big dongs


No.

It wasn't a particular noteworthy dong.


No socks!

No nothing! Unless you consider a bass to be clothing.


No.

Not at all. All out of suggestions now.


He did have huge calves though

or is that calfs? I don't even care.


I've never gone beyond taking my shirt off

and have only ever done that 5 or 6 times in an earlier line-up of my band when it was a much more of an extreme noise thing. Then once about a year ago when some of the audience decided to take my shirt off on my behalf (and then annoyingly someone took a photo that ended up on the net and I presume you're referring to)

Our guitarist used to get naked from time to time but he seems to have stopped now which is probably a good thing.


The person in question

is an exhibitionist and quite probably a total cunt.


The guy from the Cuban Brothers did it at Glastonbury

If I was as blessed as he, I'd go round naked everywhere


Livin things up a bit,

ya know.Get a bit of atmosphere going.


credit crunch


:D

Someone had to say it


If you were on the upstairs stage at ATP P4K

I applaud you for keeping your clothes on,I wanted a vodka slush puppie but couldnt because the slush pippies had MELTED INSIDE THE MACHINE, thats how hott it was!


why not?


oh, hang on

I'm fine with you doing it - but only if you face the wall so I can see your bum :)
(that's to anschul, not myself)


Protest

at London knife crime??


pfff

check out GG Allin; beats up the crowd, gets his tiny cock out, smashes his head to bits with the microphone, shits on stage and then throws the shit at the crowd and beats up his band members.


oh god this was terrible

i've just shuddered at the thought


I really wish I had a bad memory.

I just know it's going to creep up in a dream sometime.
Probably with you pointing and laughing "haha, look at the silly prude!" and waving pom-poms or something.


haha, look at the silly prude!

*waves pompoms*


:(


I took my jeans off onstage once

When a girl set fire to my knee. No nakeyness though.

Naked people are rubbish.


Your knee?

Why the knee?


i was kneeling down fiddling with pedals

and had a rip in my skinnies on the knee, she got a lighter out to burn off a loose/stray thread that was "annoying her". had splashed petrol on myself a little earlier in the day as i'm a buffoon. it wasn't an inferno or anything, panic just set in and off they came.


and why is it always the boys that do it?

we want naked girls on stage please


did the girl from Throbbing Gristle?

the girl from AIDS Wolf
the girl from HTRK
Courtney Love
someone from L7


i saw the Dandy Warhols once

and she kept her shirt on the whole time.

I was outraged!


yeah!

no beth ditto though please cheers


Hi!


Hi!

So - why?


because he does this

I have seen his winkie


oh I misunderstood

so CG, why?


to distract people from

your woeful music


I'm guessing the reason is

alcohol and exhibitionism.


or maybe the

fresh air


Maybe they're just a little hot?

I've been tempted to take my clothes off lots of times. Not my kecks though.


You started this thread about it didn't you?

You didn't start a thread about any of the other bands that played.


Indeed.

Any press is good press huh?


well the band in question hasn't been named

in fact, i can't even remember what they were called or what they sounded like. my mind has blanked it out


I can't remember what they were called either.

I can remember what the girl's shoes looked like. I looked at those lots.


bands that take their shirts off

make me not want to listen to them. a band who plays in oxford called mirrormirror do it.


Red hot chili peppers

because it's punk rock. The closer your willy is to your guitar, the better you play. Hendrix used to sleep with his guitar in bed.


'ORSE VOMIT


cole from the black lips

can play guitar with his penis





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