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Live Internet Debate: Bestiality

I love it. Anyone up for debating that? No?



  • lol

    I never saw this. Personally I find dolphins the sexiest of the animal kingdom.

  • i dont think it should be illegal

    unless actual cruelty is involved

    • how can it not be involved?

      • what proof is there that a horse doesn't enjoy being hummed by some girl?

      • if it doesn't harm the animal

        how is it cruel?

        • how do you know it doesn't harm the animal?

        • yeah, fuck freedom of choice and all that

          • animals don't really have that

            May we should restrict it to those bound for the abattoir?

          • freedom of choice?

            you can keep them in captivity, slaughter them at will and eat their flesh. what free choice?

            • you're right.

              it's been a long day.

            • soooooo

              because another species eats them for survival and whatnot, you should be able to run around fucking them for no replication consequence too? K. Well how about fuck em and then eat em, that's how I roll, baby :D

              • we don't eat animals for survival

                • not for literal survival

                  but we don't eat them for no reason.

                  • we eat them for selfish pleasure

                    we like how their cooked flesh tastes.

                    • HAHA

                      Oh man, you got me - I'M the one that's sick :'D
                      It's called nature.

                      • battery farms are well natural innit

                        • A dominant species consuming another

                          is, yes.

                      • See my contribution

                        to the thread about words that invalidate arguments. Cant be arsed? Dont invoke "nature", it doesnt work

        • because theres different levels of consent

          i.e. we can think about it, they just respond to urges, thus can be exploited.

          • amen jack///

            Seriously everyone...leave animals alone. They are the only sacred things on the planet...they sure as hell beat humans.

            • YES EVERYONE

              STOP PROMOTING BESTIALITY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ALL DOING

            • sacred?

              so how come it's okay to enslave, kill and consume them?

              • It's not.

                Can you outline all your views on this sort of thing tommorrow,when I can actually think straight

              • I don't eat meat.

    • I can't tell if this is a joke

      so I'll assume it's a joke

      • it's not a joke

        i don't approve of sexing your pet, but i don't think it should be a matter for the State

      • This was a joke

        I deplore any sort of cruelty/interference with animals. I don't even kill flies.

    • Paedophilia as well, right?

  • I can't believe this one nearly picked up the pace.

    Shouldn't we all just turn in.

    • good idea

    • no this is hilarious!

      it's actually being debated now wether it's against your civil liberties to not be allowed to go around fucking animals! Man I knew DiS was left, but jesus

      • What is invalid about this debate

        Exactly. Nothing.

        • is this a joke?

          I can't tell if everyone is just joking :'D

          • i'm just saying it's not an invalid debate

        • It's fucking animals!

          We are actually weighing up the pros and cons of porking a pig, goat, cat, beaver, horse, salmon etc.

          What sort of mental shags cats?!

          • Wow

            That does not make the debate itself invalid by any means

            • It does to me.

              There are just some things you can't apply cerebral intellect to. It's wrong...end of.

              • In the same way that the right and wrongs of Child Rape can't be discussed.

                • You wanna see my massive essay

                  in favour of paedophilia?

                • they obviously can

                  just because something is obviously emotionally abhorrent doesn't mean its rightness or wrongness cannot be assessed rationally.

                  In the case of child rape, performing a heavily psychologically damaging action on a vulnerable human.

                  • et cetera, et cetera

                  • This clearly isn't an appropriate forum to express those views.

                    • what views?

                      The view that one can rationally explain the reasons why child rape is wrong? HOW HORRIBLE.

                      • If only yes_ were here...

                        He'd have a witty reply.All I can come up with is "Hey bumbler,grow up"

                        • yes_ was about as witty as a toothless pisser cackling into a Frosties box.

                  • "In the case of child rape, performing a heavily psychologically damaging action on a vulnerable hum

                    And yet you still wont say that this is wrong? You're taking this too far.

                    • she was obviously abused as a child.

                    • i suspect stating that child rape is a

                      "heavily psychologically damaging action on a vulnerable human" indicates that the poster feels child rape is wrong

                    • I'M OBVIOUSLY STATING THE REASONS WHY CHILD RAPE IS WRONG

                      you twat.

                  • Ooh

                    Interesting.

              • potd

              • how very scientific

                • It can't be discussed with rationale or scientific logic...

                  it is just wrong! Get that into your dense, mopped head.

                  You’re a bizarre girl...and one who is really struggling at this articulation game.

                  • you calling anyone else 'dense' is hilarious

                    • ^this

                      If you(tdb) could take apart her argument,rather than name-calling...

                    • 'mildly amusing'' perhaps.

                      Not hilarious...don't embellish on things to get your point across.

                  • I think it's more just taking an exaggeratedly liberal stance

                    just for the sake of it.

                    • talking about

                      ethics and discussing/justifying why something is or isn't wrong is not a liberal thing to do, its a philosophical thing, innit G.(90s slang added to make sure tone of condescending twat is consistent throughout)

                      • Nah,

                        isn't philosophy more abstact though?
                        I think ^^that^^ is sociology.

                        • mebe, dunno

                          thought it was to do with meta-ethics n that

                          • Both are right I suppose

                            Welcome to the social board by the way.Bear in mind day shifters are mush more officey

                            • ta

                              i expect all future threads to be of this standard and tone, make it so.

                        • I think so too

                          well sorry if I wasn't clear but I was basically trying to say it sounds like the habitual ramblings of a totally exaggerated liberal who's obsessed with civil liberties to the extent that bestiality becomes your God given right

                        • nah it is philosophy ¬¬

                          well ethics which is part of it ¬¬ perhaps

                      • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

                        (not Shambles, I mean the popular joke where you say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" after someone says something)

                        • Theyre talking about wanking pandas down there

                          im gonna go watch that unfold, more fun yeh?

      • :DDDDD

    • if i was an animal

      i'd like a blowjob from a human

  • it should be perfectly acceptable

    to be mounted by a horse. How is this harming anybody?

  • Any human involvement/persuasion

    to have teh sexes with the animals is obviously wrong.

    • but should it be a matter for the State?

    • Morally wrong?

      How so?

      • yes

        and yes for fucks sakes come on..

      • your a wind up merchant, Le_Shambles

        either that, or when you was young you got extremely perverse with a can of Chappie and Fido's tongue.

        • vivid scenes

        • I'm not a wind up merchant

          you're all busy saying OH IT'S OBVIOUSLY WRONG OMGGGGGGGGG like the world is going to collapse if we discuss principles supporting these assertions. GET A GRIP.

          • stop making assertions by TYPING IN CAPITALS

            It's a lucid indicator of THE BRATTY LITTLE MADAM YOU ARE.

            • ...

              oh no you di'unnt

            • Oh for christs sake bumbler,

              take on the argument,not the arguer.
              And she has far more ammunition than you anyway

              • ammunition that involves ALOT OF CAPITALS

                • oh god. That is intimidating

                  Maybe she'll even use Number Lock.

                • No,

                  ammunition that involves you wanking off to a video of a woman giving birth,and mentioning something about hostage porn.
                  Oh,and all the references to peadoism in your posts,even if your joking,it's in incredibly poor taste.
                  (P.S.I fully support your right to joke about things like that by the way,just don't expect favourable reactions)

                  • I'm glad you've assessed my oeuvre with such s perceptive eye

                    Can you be my biographer?

              • he's right though

                • Who is?

                  • Bumbler saying that Shambles just looks a brat using caps all the time

                    as it adds nothing

                    • caps I mean haha

                      BUT THEY DO WHEN YOU LAUGH "HAHAHAHAH" SEE

                      • Hmmmm.......

                        It does emphasis a point though,and no harm done by using them.As you said yourself,it doesn't affect the argument

            • re: the capitals in the above post

              the first set is a satirical paraphrase of your assertions, not an assertion made by me
              the second is an imperative, not an assertion

              • the use of capitals is BOLSHY and ILL-MANNERED

                Cut it out before I set fire to your party dress.

                • P.s. The use of caps lock is never imperative round these parts.

                  If your an ardent fan of that specific function, I suggest you regulate a Neo-Nazi Skinhead forum, and rally up the 'troops'' with your talk of 'child rape'' and 'penguin fucking''.

                  • I like this forum

                    because everyone is simaltaeneously quite intelligent and very, very stupid and because the majority of people are taking the piss.

                  • No. the grammatical mood of the sentence was imperative

                    it wasn't imperative that i wrote it in capitals

                    have you always had reading comprehension problems?

                    • (hes taking the pish)

                      people on the internet> people elsewhere

                      • ^ someone who gets it.

                      • it's a stupid joke.

                        and he is stupid.

                        • and the birds are stupid, and the trees are stupid

                          and everything is just stupid. waah waah waah.

                        • seeing as we are playing moral philosophy

                          according to emotivism youre just saying thedailybumbler Booooo! and thedailybumbler has no control over his actions. I hate myself far more than you hate me, trust.

                          • Look:

                            If an act which everyone were to engage in,society as a whole would not function.This is an immoral act.A moral act is one which if everybody did,society would still function.
                            Therefore it is not morally wrong,but ethically wrong.
                            That^ negates any other argument about "morallity".It's flawless.It's the work of Bertrand Russel.It's beutifull.
                            Also,we are NOT getting into control tonight.
                            Oh,I have no idea what "emotivism"

                            • I'm only playing

                              i know fuck all about philosophy past the vera vera basics but the categorical imperitave is not part of evryones system of ethics/morals and you cant tell me tht it is therefore morally wrong so ner!

                              • Look,

                                it's only morally wrong if society breaks down if everybody did it.
                                Take murder.That is immoral.Why?Because if everybody killed somebody,how long would society last?

                                • nah thats not true

                                  mor·al [ máwr?l ]

                                  adjective
                                  Definition:

                                  1. involving right and wrong: relating to issues of right and wrong and to how individual people should behave


                                  2. derived from personal conscience: based on what somebody's conscience suggests is right or wrong, rather than on what rules or the law says should be done


                                  3. according to common standard of justice: regarded in terms of what is known to be right or just, as opposed to what is officially or outwardly declared to be right or just
                                  a moral victory.


                                  4. encouraging goodness and decency: giving guidance on how to behave decently and honorably


                                  5. good by accepted standards: good or right, when judged by the standards of the average person or society at large


                                  6. able to tell right from wrong: able to distinguish right from wrong and to make decisions based on that knowledge


                                  7. based on personal conviction: based on an inner conviction, in the absence of physical proof

                                  nowhere does it say what you give as an example.

                                  • O.k.,

                                    but where do we get these notions of right or wrong?
                                    I feel much more comfortable with having a thought-process to work off of,as people have wildly different views on what is right.
                                    Surely a common,working moral standpoint is no bad thing.
                                    Or have I over-stepped my reach?If that makes sense

                                    • I think the whole universability thing

                                      is the best standpoint to take but yuou cant declare set morals in a philosophical debate. the others debater ppl are duty bound to ruin you

                                      • True

                                        Or can you argue the set morals at the start and take it from there?

                                        • you can argue

                                          that these morals/system of morality is what you believe in (and why you think you're right) but not that it is what everyone should believe in (and that you ARE right)

                                          • Alright,

                                            that's very sensble and fair.
                                            But the only difference is in the wording.The arguement reamians the same.
                                            I think.
                                            ;)

                                            • Yeah i think so

                                              but arguing/debating with someone who actually knows their stuff is scary and you have to be very sensitive about the language you use

                                              • I dunno about that.

                                                From my experiance,it's people like fucktherave who come out the best,rather than the pedants.
                                                But then again,I've never taken part in an actually debate.
                                                It's been fun.Am going to bed.Sleep well
                                                P.s.^That does not mean I'm brushing you off.I'll read your reply in the morning,if you leave one,but I'm knackered

                                • thats one theory though

                                  there are others, utilitarianism and negative utilitiarinasinsadmnsm, consequentialimsmsm. Im playing devils advocate http://preview.tinyurl.com/5vfykq because i totally agree with you about tht theory but we cant have people going around saying ther is a fixed moral code/code of ethics now can we?

                                  • no of course not

                                    morals are a personal thing, but generally there is a collective consensus which the majority would agree with. obviously there are issues where it is divided, and morality there comes down to personal views. Im just saying the thing about if society would not function if everyone did the immorral act is only one way of looking at it.

                                    • Oh!

                                      I'm not saying that that's the ONLY way.I'm just saying that I think it works

                                      • Yeah i can see the point of it

                                        but i think as with these things each of the approaches have their own merits. I prefer to lok at if it encroaches upon the freedom or wellbeing of others as well, but yeah.

                                        • theres normally a qualifier on these sort of

                                          arguments that Kant came up with that says "never treat another person as a means to an end". It is pretty much perfect for me personally

                                  • Hmm...

                                    True.I thought you could,but I just thought if someone tried to force theirs onto me.Nevermind

                            • Fuck,

                              ignore the "Therefore it is not morally wrong,but ethically wrong." bit.I just copied and pasted my point from further down

                        • Don't resort to his level.

                          You're winning!(Beides the last bit)

                    • No. I skim-read your posts because they bore me.

                      Get some vigor, girl. Inject abit of spice into your writing.

                  • You've picked this up completly wrong.

                    I can't even be bothered to say why,as all you do is say "That's wrong" and move on,so why should we treat you any diferently?

                • you're right.

                  i will take your lead and be bolshy and ill-mannered through the tone of my communication all on its own.

                  fucking hippy bullshit, i say!!!

      • Morality:

        If an act which everyone were to engage in,society as a whole would not function.This is an immoral act.A moral act is one which if everybody did,society would still function.
        Therefore it is not morally wrong,but ethically wrong.

      • ok this is obviously just a wind up now

        • asking people to give reasoning for their statements is a wind up?

          Asking for reasons doesn't mean I disagree.

          Someone could say "Yeah, being against interracial sex is obviously wrong". A statement that I completely agree with, but one which lacks any reasons to support it. Asking "why do you think the way you do" is hardly astounding. That's all I'm doing. Gosh.

          • interracial sex is HOTTTT

          • what are you talking about?

            Interracial sex is obviously not wrong presuming it's between two consenting humans. Interracial sex is not comparable to bestialty at all.

            • interracial sex RULEZZ

              my ex girlfriend was mixed race, does that make me super interracial?

            • That's not the point you fool.

              I was using an example of a moral claim i agreed with to make the point that even if you make a claim that everyone agreed with, that still does not explain why it is correct.

              Check out your amendment, "presuming it's between two consenting humans". We infer if it was not, it would be wrong, because forcing someone innocent do have sex against their will is wrong; because, say, if you were a utilitarian, it causes greater suffering than happiness. Yes?

              Now, the fact that we have just reasoned as to why, within one moral system, rape is wrong, does not make us morally bankrupt. It makes us reasonable.

              • i think rapists

                are probably pretty happy with themselves

                • does their happiness > the victims suffering though?

                • What has that got to do with anything mentioned so far?

                  • utiliteraiannananerian ethical theory

                    Le shambles: dunno judging happiness levels v difficult. (no)

                    • Never heard of it.

                      And I don't think the fact that arapist enjoys rape cancels out the suffering and trauma experianced by the victim

                      • utiliteraiannananerian ethical theorists

                        might

              • But you still agree with that statement.

                Elaborate.

                • What statement?

                  That interracial sex is not wrong?

                  Yes.

                  Because consensual sex between two people of any "race" harms no one and encroaches on no one's freedom. Not to mention the idea of "race" being socially constructed anyway.

              • ugh don't call me a fool, dizzy

                choose better analogies or you could've just cut the crap and actually said "What are the reasons that tell you bestiality is wrong?" - in response to that question first let me give an obligatory lol. Why I believe and why most people I assume believe it is wrong is because the animal cannot consent. And then there's the comedic side issues which are by no means irrelevant: And how are you going to organize this fuck fest? Are people going to just fuck them in open fields? What about dick infection? What about injury to animal? What about society as a whole? Is little Jimmy actually going to be told when he's 5 that it's okay to go fuck animals? Wont this lead to a very confused human race? Well this was pretty funny to speculate

                • Better to think for ourselves,

                  rather than just assume it is wrong.
                  P.s.It is wrong,for exactly the reasons you've given

                  • I would've just thought it was obvious it was wrong

                    for the reasons give etc

                • It was an example, not an analogy

                  and ta for obliging

          • why is interacial sex wrong?

            • if you can't be arsed to read posts, just fuck off

    • This guy is the uncle of someone who was in my tutor group at school

      http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece

      of course by default the kid in my class ended up being called 'Goatfucker' (after being correctly informed as more details emerged. Until that time 'pigfucker' was used.
      Look at the fucking state of him!

      • what if the animal is sexy?

        • :D

          • everyone knows

            that if you bum an animal and get arrested, you can take the animal to court and if the majority of the jury agree said animal is sexy the charges are dropped. if the animal is ugly, it is treated as a rape

            • Is that true with normal rape as well?

              Because I don't want to rape uggos anyway.

      • They arent called

        'paradise' allotments for nowt.

  • This has 107 replies

    LMAO!

  • I've been going around describing myself as a zoophile for years.........

    in my innocence I just assumed that this was the correct term for guys that really like wildlife parks, turns out I was tacitly admitting to inter-species sexing.

    Back to the matter at hand, where do you draw the line Vikram?

    Are you broadly in favour of being tossed off by a panda, as long as the panda was into it?

    THE PUBLIC MUST KNOW!

    • oh, now Pandas...they are a different matter entirely...

    • :D

      I should really go to bed,but I don't want to miss this

    • Haven't you seen the documentaries

      of the Attenborough? Panda's have almost a species suicidal lack of sex drive for their own kind never mind a man.
      Binobo monkeys on the other hand....
      In fact monkeys on any hand would be quite amusing.

    • i dont think having sex with an animal is a matter for the State

      UNLESS there are animal cruelty issues - in which case the offender should be treated as the local sociopath that likes to torture cats.

      Outside of paedophilia and rape, I don't think i do have a line beyond which I think it's okay for the Government to regulate sexuality.

      • What if the panda was underage?

        Would you come down hard?

      • What's wrong with paedophilia?

        • Nothing!

        • The fact that rape is inherent in the act of it,

          and rape is immoral.Therefore it is wrong

          • No it's not

            • *sigh

              Why not?And be clear about it please

              • It's just not?

                I'm not really sure what I have to explain. Paedophilia means fancying children and nothing else.

                • fancying children is not and should not be illegal.

                  having sex with a child is though and that was obviously what was being referred to

                  • ^ one-track mind

                    • a paedo tried to chat me up recently

                      but i didn't kick off about it. it must be pretty lame if you fancy kids. you can't help it and you can't bum them all

                      • you are 19

                        so he would have just been a gay? ARE YOU SAYING GAY PEOPLE ARE PAEDOS? I dont think you wanna be doing that.

                        • i look a bit younger

                          and he said "how old are you?" and i said 19 and he was happily surprised and said "ahh nothing wrong with this then is there? just two adults talking!!"

                          • how was he a paedophile or a wannabe paedophile?

                            i don't understand

                            • he put his hand on his knee, and when he found out he was 19

                              he moved it away

                              • gosh darnit

                                paedophilin' never gets any easier!

                            • he kept touching my face and my leg

                              and he thought i was like 16-17 cos he was asking about AS levels

                              • 16 is the age of consent

                                16 isn't paedophilia

                              • that still wouldnt make him a paedophile though

                                just a dirty old man

                                • ^

                                • he was def a paedo

                                  obv not because of this instance, because i'm 19, but if you approach young boys in the street and start being a super perv, in my eyes, you're a paedo

                              • I read that as "AIDS levels"

                  • I assumed it was the sexing he was refering to

                    • You still don't need to rape them

                      • It's an assumption

                        based on my culture experiances.And apeado does "need" to rape them to get satisfaction,for that particular itch.
                        I honestly don't know

          • ^ this one is a barrel of laughs.

        • Nothing atol!

          Hurrah!

      • YOU CRAZY

  • The cat was totally up for it your honour

    he miaowed and everything

    • :D

      I was wondering if you'd show up.Don't disappoint me,or I shall be crushed...

      • i was gonna go to bed

        but ill see how this pans out for a little while :D

  • perving over a 16 old is not paedophilia

    it was up there somewhere, i just thought it was a really stupid comment.

  • i don't believe this

  • I hope everyone who wasn't on night shift

    reads this thread and gets a good laugh