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dreaming of sex

the other night I dreamt I had sex Boris Johnson...

do you dream of sex with celebrities/people you don't fancy at all?

who? please don't let me be alone :)



  • yeah

    i dream about the most horrendous people.

  • Geri Halliwell :'(

    • Martin Amis

      :"(

      Geri Halliwell?! HA HA HA HA

      • Stop laughing!! :(

        It was a dream and I couldn't control it!
        Isn't Martin Amis 85% forehead?

  • Slicky, in 'up the duff for a second time'

    in Dreams about sex SHOCKER.

    You should be sterilised.

    • who do you sex dream about?

      • Slicky :(

        • is it that bad?

          :)

          • Just the trauma of knowing it's only a dream :)

  • John Prescott

    in a dress

  • yeah, it's not good.

    especially when they're the wrong gender.

  • i had a sex dream about my friend

    {female} the other night, who i have never thought of in that way before and who is very prim and proper and non sexual... and now i can't stop thinking about sexing her even though i don't fancy her :(

  • :(

    Long long time ago, Richard Branson.

    I don't think there was penetration though. I've sort of blocked it out of my mind.

    Poor you. Also: haha.

  • The ginger one from Girls Aloud

    • terrifying

    • I don't know which of us is worse!

    • I'd had her.

      Then I could say when anyone said "Ugh, the ginger one from Girls Aloud, no way" I could say "Yup, she was ace." and I would be king of the party.

  • I have literally never done this

    I actually would like to. Although it seems like Russian Roulette about whether you end up with someone horrendous

  • narr not really

    only hot girl celebritys and ex's from time to time...oh and *whispers* this girl at work :)

  • I don't dream about sex.

    I HAVE IT. WOOF!

  • anyone ever dreamed about

    a family member?

  • Lennox Lewis.

    • Are you Sol Campbell?

      • Not sure.

        I'll check and let you know.

  • You're not along having a sex dream, but

    you're way out to sea dreaming of Boris Johnson.

    The only sex dream I had was a threesome with Scarlet Johannson and Ashton Krutcher(?).

    And that was over a year ago.

    Though I enjoyed it.

    Very much!

  • This teacher at my old school

    except I do TOTALLY fancy her.

    Though last night I had a dream I met her at a party and then had a chat with her then afterwards when I woke up I had the most profound feeling of missed opportunity, for some strange reason.

    • was that the one you said looked like me

      • Yeah!

        Although apparently she doesent. Also in the dream I took drugs and I looked like how I would if I hadn't lost weight when I was about 15. Still with shoulder length hair aswell. And I was being well funny. I love dreaming.

  • John Malkovich

    but i really cant decide if i actually do fancy him or not.

    • erm yeah?

      Why wouldn't you? He's lush.

      • I'm now googling him...

        I think its the voice.

        • Have you seen him in The Glass Menagerie?

          Man i totally would

          • Nope i aint,

            that when he had hair?

            • Yeah

              and he wears a dufflecoat.

  • Sex is disgusting

    you bunch of perverts

  • all the time

    but i cant remember who it's been about recently

  • Everyone in this thread is a sick freak

  • Shit, I just printed the thread. Fuck's sake.

    • Nice work!! :D

      Are you far from the printer?

      • I won't be in a second. Bye!

        • Are you sprinting across the office?

          Or have you adopted a hurried walk?

          • I'm going to bet on hurried walk, whilst fondling his testicles nervously with his left hand.

            • I hope someone tries to stop him for conversation

    • you pervert

    • so you can bring it to the gents and wank over it?

    • I eagerly await further updates on this story.

    • :D

  • yeah, sex, perver, hi, that's disgusting, blah blah blah.

  • this happens to me

    far too often. and it's usually about people that i never think about in that way like close friends hmm.

  • you know the orcs in lotr, yeah?

    all slimy and weird. now imagine one of those in bright orange being the star in your sex dream.

    i wish i was dead sometimes.

  • not one recently that i can remember

    but i did dream i was going out with the girl i sit with at work, anneka, we're become close really quickly and i think she's fantastic, but dont fancy her, but in the dream i was really happy, though i always knew i was going to go back to steve, but i loved her and was introducing her as my 'girlfriend'.
    it was a lovely dream, i woke up feeling a little sad :'(

  • messy

  • Stephen from Eastenders

    :(

  • I've had one in which it was my brother.

    He represented a girl, but it was my brother.

    :'(