the other night I dreamt I had sex Boris Johnson...
do you dream of sex with celebrities/people you don't fancy at all?
who? please don't let me be alone :)
the other night I dreamt I had sex Boris Johnson...
do you dream of sex with celebrities/people you don't fancy at all?
who? please don't let me be alone :)
yeah
i dream about the most horrendous people.
hello!
never
much to my dismay. i've been trying extra hard as well, i keep a photo of your face pasted onto a naked body on my wall and i kiss it every night before i go to bed, making a wish for a sex dream with you. to no avail :(
:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dreaming
;)
Geri Halliwell :'(
Martin Amis
:"(
Geri Halliwell?! HA HA HA HA
Stop laughing!! :(
It was a dream and I couldn't control it!
Isn't Martin Amis 85% forehead?
well, at least it was over quickly
then
xx
:)
xx
Slicky, in 'up the duff for a second time'
in Dreams about sex SHOCKER.
You should be sterilised.
who do you sex dream about?
Slicky :(
is it that bad?
:)
Just the trauma of knowing it's only a dream :)
John Prescott
in a dress
yeah, it's not good.
especially when they're the wrong gender.
third*
nah, that's great.
dinner?
definitely
;)
i had a sex dream about my friend
{female} the other night, who i have never thought of in that way before and who is very prim and proper and non sexual... and now i can't stop thinking about sexing her even though i don't fancy her :(
Hi!
:(
Long long time ago, Richard Branson.
I don't think there was penetration though. I've sort of blocked it out of my mind.
Poor you. Also: haha.
The ginger one from Girls Aloud
terrifying
I don't know which of us is worse!
which one of girls aloud are you?
I'd had her.
Then I could say when anyone said "Ugh, the ginger one from Girls Aloud, no way" I could say "Yup, she was ace." and I would be king of the party.
I have literally never done this
I actually would like to. Although it seems like Russian Roulette about whether you end up with someone horrendous
narr not really
only hot girl celebritys and ex's from time to time...oh and *whispers* this girl at work :)
aww.
I don't dream about sex.
I HAVE IT. WOOF!
^THIS
anyone ever dreamed about
a family member?
so so wrong
no it a sex way
What was that?
I meant to type 'not in a sex way'
it looked and sounded better the first way though
NO!
it a sex way!
i'm lolling
:)
you're the new meths
*old meths
*hides*
it's not fair
it's not like it's something you can control :(
Holy shit.
She is admitting it! Gah, call the police!
:'''''''(
it's not my fault!
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!
;)
its not an animal member of the family too i hope
*shudders*
:|
no!
Lennox Lewis.
Are you Sol Campbell?
Not sure.
I'll check and let you know.
You're not along having a sex dream, but
you're way out to sea dreaming of Boris Johnson.
The only sex dream I had was a threesome with Scarlet Johannson and Ashton Krutcher(?).
And that was over a year ago.
Though I enjoyed it.
Very much!
*alone
Twunt.
Ashton Krotcher
Krotcher in the Rye
Crotch Her In The Eye
Crotch Me If You Can
Crotchless in Seattle
Crotchmare On Elm Street
The Crotchfather
What's going on here?
Crotchfinger
To Crotch a Thief
The Last King of Crotchland
Gremlins 2: The New Crotch
Miller's Crotching
A New Crotch
Crotch Strikes Back
Return of the Crotch
Star Wars 2: Attack Of The Crotches
Kindergarten Crotch
Good Crotch Hunting
The Phantom Crotch
Crotch of the Sith
Revenge of the Crotch
Night of the Living Crotch
Dawn of the Crotch
Back to the Crotch
Crotching John Malkovich
Kindergarten Crotch
yes! got one.
Damn
It's been done already
:-(
The Hills Have Crotches
The Hand that Rocks the Crotch
better than
The Crotch That Crotches The Cradle :S
Dr Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Crotch
Three Men and a Crotch
Charlie & The Crotchlick Factory
Some Kind of Crotch
Around The Crotch in 80 Days
A Crotchwork Orange
Crotch-22
A Crotch and Balls Story
Crotch: A Space Odyssey
Crotch and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Usual Crotches
The Last King of Crotchland
the sixth crotch
the witch, the crotch and the wardrobe
This was my dream
and I can't even think of one good Crotch pun
:-(
This teacher at my old school
except I do TOTALLY fancy her.
Though last night I had a dream I met her at a party and then had a chat with her then afterwards when I woke up I had the most profound feeling of missed opportunity, for some strange reason.
was that the one you said looked like me
Yeah!
Although apparently she doesent. Also in the dream I took drugs and I looked like how I would if I hadn't lost weight when I was about 15. Still with shoulder length hair aswell. And I was being well funny. I love dreaming.
John Malkovich
but i really cant decide if i actually do fancy him or not.
erm yeah?
Why wouldn't you? He's lush.
I'm now googling him...
I think its the voice.
Have you seen him in The Glass Menagerie?
Man i totally would
Nope i aint,
that when he had hair?
Yeah
and he wears a dufflecoat.
IM FUCKING GETTING THAT.
Sex is disgusting
you bunch of perverts
*sexual beings.
"Sexual beings is disgusting" doesn't even make sense
you pervert
you should hook up with pocketmouse
oh, you'd like that wouldn't you
you pervert
oh i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight alright
something about putting my mouse in her pocket
:D
new DiS couple: PoptiMouse!
all the more reason for her to be my nemesis
all the time
but i cant remember who it's been about recently
hi!
hi!
Everyone in this thread is a sick freak
Hi!
Shit, I just printed the thread. Fuck's sake.
Nice work!! :D
Are you far from the printer?
I won't be in a second. Bye!
Are you sprinting across the office?
Or have you adopted a hurried walk?
I'm going to bet on hurried walk, whilst fondling his testicles nervously with his left hand.
I hope someone tries to stop him for conversation
"step into my office for a minute please"
"can't stop... busy!!"
You've hijacked this hypothetical situation and turned it into badly scripted pornography.
Well done.
WIN
You want to pornography wiv me?
i thought you'd never ask
you pervert
so you can bring it to the gents and wank over it?
I eagerly await further updates on this story.
:D
yeah, sex, perver, hi, that's disgusting, blah blah blah.
this happens to me
far too often. and it's usually about people that i never think about in that way like close friends hmm.
you know the orcs in lotr, yeah?
all slimy and weird. now imagine one of those in bright orange being the star in your sex dream.
i wish i was dead sometimes.
Do you mean a Urukai?
they're beasts of men!
blimey
no, the orcs
just orange
not one recently that i can remember
but i did dream i was going out with the girl i sit with at work, anneka, we're become close really quickly and i think she's fantastic, but dont fancy her, but in the dream i was really happy, though i always knew i was going to go back to steve, but i loved her and was introducing her as my 'girlfriend'.
it was a lovely dream, i woke up feeling a little sad :'(
MOAR PLZ
FIT
messy
Stephen from Eastenders
:(
I've had one in which it was my brother.
He represented a girl, but it was my brother.
:'(