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how do you know an elephant is in your house?
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argh!
that was a keyboard malfunction
...or was it a unconventional joke?
hmm
you should send it to some maths place and tell them its a maths riddle
and good will hunting needs to solve it
:D
What?
would you believe me
if i said i was wiping dirt off my keyboard and accidentally pressed enter?
i wouldnt
I'm totally mapping out you're cleaning process
ARGH
*your
Whatever you tell
yourself to sleep at night...
he's not even gonna tell us the joke, huh
this thread was a let down
If we keep bumping
this thread,he may eventually tell us
it'll inevitably be a let-down
timing was key.
Tell us anyway,
but in an ironic fashion..
you coulda gone for the whole indie kid
awkwardly told bad joke schtick though, that woulda been cool and endeared you to the ladies
you just keep dishing out crushing disappointments instead
apparently
girls like men who are horrible and let them down! so i win!
^Fail
how do you know an elephant is in your house?
well, elephants are large mammals and the chances are it would have disrupted much of your house's structure, the average door frame and any kitchen surfaces. they're also notoriously loud, so maybe check with family or housemates to see if they saw or heard anything out of the ordinary.
look what you've made me do. my whole mystique, ruined. THNX.
:D
I still enjoyed it.You now win.Well done
*fist pump*
i think it came out funnier like that
remember its your audience that makes your art what it is
who told you that
im reading one of your reviews, it reminds me a bit of reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
i like that book a lot.
so please refrain from comparing my reviews to it. i should never be allowed near a promo copy of an album again.
i like it too
im not sure whether i like the radioplay thing they did of it more or not, i wish i hadnt lent it to someone
i enjoyed the review
out of interest
which one was it?
subtle
i have never listened to subtle, but its the only one on the list i have heard of so i read it
what do clouds wear under their clothes?
thunderware
- ZsaZsaGaBoring
Was she being ironic,
or does she know us all to well...
*too
'I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my dad.............
not screaming terror like the passengers on his bus'
:D
I Lol'd.It's like the one "My granddads last words were "Knock-Knock".And it's a shame cos he's a funny bloke",but more funny
: DDD
Woman takes dog to vet.
Vet picks up dog to observe it.
Muses.
A look of dread and anguish enters the vet's eyes.
"What is it? Is something wrong?"
"I'm absolutely going to have to put your dog down."
"Oh god! Why?"
"He's incredibly heavy."
Jimmy Carr always makes me laugh,
despite me not wanting him to.