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Another 5 threads in one.

1) Does my housemate suck for telling me to stop playing Everclear really loud? It IS Everclear night!
2) If I got married would you come to my weeding
3) If I got divorced would you buy me a drink?
4) Did anyone know that there is a squat on park street in Bristol?
5) Ho_Fo....hottest diser ever?



  • ...

    1) Yes
    2) If you invited me, but I don't think we're really that close :)
    3) Yes
    4) I did not know that!
    5) No

    • well

      if you ever get married, i'm turning up invite or not.

      :)

      • Cool!

        You can talk me out of it! :)

        • even if she is really ace and hot?

          and I haven't spoken to in years.

          Cos I will happily cause a scene.

          • I'd love to see you cause a scene!

            So, yeah.

  • 1) who the fuck are Everclear?

    2) Not likely, I hate 'em
    3) Yes, several
    4) No
    5) No

  • 1) i dont know

    2) sure
    3) sure
    4) no, i didn't
    5) no (sorry james x)

  • ok

    1) Everclear suck and but silencing another man's stereo is inexcusable.
    2) I would come and too meet the fullerov family.
    3) Yes. I love to buy boys from the internet drinks.
    4) Squatters?
    5) No. And thanks for dedicating a question where everyone can say how un-hot I am. I feel just like charlotte church.

  • Can't believe the lack of ho_fo love in this thread

  • i'll come to a weeding

    as long as i can bring a weed-whacker

  • 1. Yes. People who want music turned down are losers

    2. Maybe. I don't really know you, so I'd feel like I was intruding.
    3. Of course. I'd ensure your pain was numbed completely.
    4. I didn't. Anyone else know this?
    5. He's cute, but doesn't top my list. (Sorry ho_fo x)

    • post your list yeah

      • whiterussian

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        whiterussian
        whiterussian
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        whiterussian
        ho_fo
        whiterussian
        whiterussian
        whiterussian
        whiterussian
        whiterussian

        x

    • Its ok

      If I was a coco-shunter I'd be very dissapointed.

      • See the List?

        That also contains the number of White Russians it would take for you to top it

  • ..

    1) YES
    2) I'd love to weed your garden.
    3) I'd buy you a bottle of rye, son.
    4) No, where?
    5) Yes. He has a lovely voice.

  • I'd come to your wedding

    only if I could bring Chan and awkwardly bring up your history together.

    • I just realised I won't see you and chan again now, will I?

      As you'll have graduated by the time I'm back in Bath.

      Sad Times.

      • Johnny Foreigner?

        We can socialise when we're both in London, you know.

        • Yeah, this is true.

          Is chan a londoner as well? She's a g-rap master, even if she doesn't have your dashing good looks and winning personality.

          • Aww, you charmer

            No, she's from Birminghamish. I'm sure she'll make visits down here though. DON'T WORRY!

    • nah

      you've used that one already, so it'll have lost all effect. soz.

      and phil: aw sadface. i'll probably still be around in bristol then anyway... or just see ya when lil' wayne tours, yeah? :D

      • Sure thang

        Did you upload any New Bloods for me? I'd be happy to return the favour if there's anything you fancy from my haphazard record collection.

        • The New Bloods are shit

  • 1) yes. but only if everclear aren't emo

    2) yeah, if you invited me, i guess.

    3) yes

    4) no

    5) he's actually rather handsome, def in the top three out of the male dissers i've met. but not the 'hottest'...

  • 1) who da fuck are Everclear? It sounds like a nu-metal band name to me.

    2) probably not. but if you really wanted me to i would because it's your wedding and all.
    3) yeah i would. divorce is bad shit. I'd get you a double whiskey with 1 ice cube. This seems like a drink divorced men should drink.
    4) i don't know bristol at all really. Except for fishponds a bit that one time i went to visit a friend at uni when i was 17.
    5) muffin_maybe wins this hands down. DAYAM.

  • 1.It depends loud you're playing it.

    2. If I was invited, maybe. But it'd be a bit weird.

    3. Yes.

    4. I didn't, no.

    5. Uh.. No comment.

    • why would it be weird.

      My dream is to have everyone on earth come to my wedding.

      Except for Bamos.

      • Just because I don't really know you.

        Would it be a fun wedding? Would I be going to the ceremony or just the reception?

        I'm actually looking forward to it now, can I wear a hat?

        • Yes.

          You may wear a hat.

          I haven't really decided on the details of the wedding, or to be honest, the woman/man/animal/Zapsta I will be wedding.

          It will almost certainly be a fun wedding, unless someone dies during it, in which case it will turn into a drunken wake.

          • My revised answer to your second question...

            Yes! I'll definetly come to your wedding.

      • Mean.

  • Also

    my idea of making sequel threads has paid off.

    I stole the idea and got more replies....

    I love making evil plans.

    • 69 replies to be precise.

      Shame I'm ruining it.

      • well twice times 69 is 102

        or something...

        and that's obviously better than 69. Cos it's 69, but twice.

        • What about 690?

          It has the same aesthetic comical value and is TEN TIMES as good.

          I think the 0 is a shocked onlooker.

          • well

            what about 6900000.

            Which has scientifically been proven to be the biggest number in the world AND the exact number of groupies that the guy from keane won't ever have.

  • ...

    1. yes, but you suck too, by putting music too loud when he's here.
    2. probably not, you might live a bit far.
    3. see 2.
    4. Obviously no.
    5. Have only see 2 DiSers and none of them was Ho_Fo, so I can't say.

  • -

    1) Yes
    2) Yes
    3) Probably
    4) I had no idea
    5) No, not really :P