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what's the strangest thing you've been served in a restaurant?

this was inspired by:
"I went to another belgian restaurant in Brighton once and they did sausages and mash. But it was one sausage, on a bed of mash, with two tomatoes as "balls" and rocket as pubes. They were serving it to kids and everything!"



  • chocolate and chips

    swordfish

    • chocolate and chips?

      HOW?!

      • the

        chocolate was melted over the chips.
        Like the popular dish Cheesy Chips, only with choclate instead of chips.
        This was in America mind, and i think i just saw one rather than ate it.

        i did have a chocoalte and tuna sandwich in Greece though.

  • the previous chef

    • parmigiana, of course

  • Pizza with carrots.

    Piss taking Portugese bastards.

  • Probably just a burger

  • Oi brother y'all is so fat that astrologists attach their name to y'all when u get spotted

    O BRUDDA U GOT SERVED

  • actually, i've never eaten one, but i'm dying to try this

    • that looks vile.

      • it looks heavenly fatty

        i like the idea of one topped with pepperoni

        SO MUCH YUM

        • so much heart disease!

          i'll have a chocolate cake instead please!

      • "Parmos made with processed chicken are generally recognised to be inferior in quality to those made

        No shit sherlock!

    • They look like diseased lungs

      • looks like about three days' worth of saturated fat

        WANT ONE WANT ONE

    • Welcome to Middlesbrough

      :S

    • I've had one

      It was absolutely amazing. I really didn't want it to be.

      Unfortunately this took place in Stockton, I had to dredge that up from my bin of 'Things I Must Forget - The Three Times I Had to go to Stockton Compartment'.

      • it looks worth going to Stockton for

        almost

  • Pigeon.

    Perthshire Pigeon on a bed of mash covered in a pepper sauce.

  • that is so fucked!

    pervy weirdo chef

  • Roasted Grasshopper

    it was disturbing.

  • a stuffed pigs foot

    in france, obvs

  • Snails

    Pigeon
    Fucking motherfucking puke-worthy eels on toast

    And something that looked like cat food/regergitated (sp) cat sick, but I suspect was actually fois gras. Tasted absolutely disgusting.

  • Back home there's a restaurant that serves game meat

    I have eaten Elephant steak, Kudu, Crocodile and mopani worms: http://www.sala-online.co.uk/sols/nav.do?productid=155

    • i served kudu, wildebeest, springbok, ostrich and zebra

      at my birthday dinner. elephants steak is a bit more wtf though

      • i remember you saying it was really salty

        i cant imagine it being nice

  • pigs head

  • food

  • bugs and sea lice.

    wins

  • Tokyo cuisine

    I had no idea what I was eating half the time I was there - this may be for the best.

    I also had a curry doughnut (curry instead of jam) while I was there.

  • Snails

    stuffed with mushrooms. In a cream and garlic sauce.

  • Zebra and Crocodile

    and once I had a caterpillar in batter. It was gross.

  • A bowl of Lego and a pint of Kinnex

  • In Budapest I was served

    chopped up Octopus on my tuna salad. Hungarian food needs a lot of work - was also served a tuna 'sandwich' that was just two pieces of bread side by side, one with tuna on it and one with cucumber.

  • today

    my friend's meal had a spider on it so they got him another one and we ate for free :D

  • crocodile satay

    or a bison burger. both were amazingly good.

  • not served, but seen:

    A quite well-to-do Afro-American lady with her kid. She asked for a Tuna Sandwich and when it came it was an open one (like it stated on the menu). She was NOT happy, really kicked off. Instead of just eating the thing, or at a push just nicely asking for another piece of bread she started shouting, effing and jeffing, accusing them of racism and when she wasn't being heard she rubbed the whole thing in her own face, then must've felt pretty daft and left. Clearly disturbed.

  • Fish eyes

    I'm vegetarian :'(

  • Pig "knuckles"

    which I think are trotters. I didn't eat one. I had marmite and avocado on toast for breakfast though, works surprisingly well.

  • MASSIVE penis?

    • he said so.

      and really meaty apparently.

      • LOL

        I never actually read the original post, I just hit reply to say "MASSIVE penis" =|:{D

  • Snails: ok

    Shredded jellyfish: fantastic
    Chinese frogs' legs: ok

  • kangaroo

    witchetty grubs
    brains

    • I want to try brains!

      What are they like?