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I'm Henry VIII

Best. Weekend. Ever.

How was yours?



  • Pics or it didnt happen

    • There are

      at least 12 people from this site that saw it.

      I even had an Anne Boleyn. And we drank out of goblets all night.

      • They were drunk

        I seen a dancing hippo whilst drunk, didn't mean it happend... pics plz

  • Not bad, thanks!

    I saw my sister and built a big truck out of lego.

    This one will be better :)

  • How many wives did you execute?

    My weekend was great thanks, though most of it was spent looking after my gf, who was ill. I think we watched most of series 3 of The Office (US version, which is actually ACE) and most of Knowing Me Knowing You.
    I also told her I loved her for the first time whilst sober. She said it back. :)

    I also found out I have a job interview! Eek! And have to give a presentation!

  • brilliant, but extremely tiring

    fund raiser went fantastically (more later) followed by impromtu house party at mine, park then swimming in day on sat, pre-organised house party in eve - thought i'd only make an hour due to tiredness but it was most enjoyable so i stayed for a while. Met a firend I haven't seen for aaaaages when i eventaully emerged on sunday, lovely roast with the tennis, then home, watched blues brothers and went to bed.

    I'll sleep like an anthropomophosised log tonight.

  • I had a brilliant weekend.

    • you lucky bastard

      • I HAVE TO EMAIL JAVIER BELENDEZ.

        HAVE E A! BEL END EZ!

        • Er, the winner is Bambos!

          Bambos? you mean Bamos?

          No It's not me!

          It could be, it's close!

          But I haven't got that ticket!

          Are you sure - ah, Mr Bambos! Sorry sir...the next winner is....oh fuck me Bamos!

          No it's not me!

          It is this time!

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

          • When Mr Bambos walked forward

            I'm not sure I've laughed so much in my life.

            • There actually was a Mr. Bambos???

              Brilliant.

              • And we both won the raffle.

                Incredible scenes.

                • not just both won

                  you won immedietly after, as Mr Bambos was collecting his prize

                  Mr fucking bambos

            • I dunno

              when you pulled sparky's shirt open...

              • :D

                Incredible scenes. I'm not sure he felt the same way though.

            • none of my friends

              could figure out why it was taking me so long to do the raffle. it was a combination of drunkenness, confusion and stuggling to breathe due to laughter

        • I can beat that

          We have a Mr Jesus Bastardo Sosa in my team at work.

          "Thank you Jesus"

  • Could have been worse

    Had I not a) got soaked or b) mistook a member of Esser's band for a DiSer it would have qualified for greatness.

  • It was ok

    I got really quite drunk on friday. Well I have to assume I did, as I felt rubbish on Saturday.

    Comets on Fire were good, and I got to have a proper chat with Joey and Ibrahaim, which is good, cause I hadn't properly spoken to Joey at Zonino, what with him being a superstar dee-jay. And I'm feeling good about getting a flat with Ibra.

    But then Sunday loomed, and I felt shit for having no job and no money and not being able to go and see Lucha Libre. And it looked like Nadal was going to lose as well. But it's ok, I survived!

  • Well, what happened?

    concise summary of hilarious events please. But go easy with the Lucha Libre, I'm still sore about missing it.

  • It was excellent.

    My suit is now covered in snakebite though. Sir Winston did love the snakebit.

    I always want to see photos, but in the mean time I have this:

    http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v276/213/39/554270423/n554270423_3357732_8792.jpg

    • HOLLOWAY ROAD TUBE: LESS THAN THREE...

      • I don't get it

        • I grew up in Holloway, you big fool.

          My mum lives about 200 metres from Sophie's flat directly north on the next road you come to...

    • Surely that cannot be the only photo!

      Who were you, Tom?

      • It's the only one I have on my phone.

        Other people took plenty more though.

        I was Winston Churchill, although there were some discrepancies in my appearance, mainly not being fat, bald or old/dead.

        • I'm still scandalised that neither of you went as Disreali.

          With or without eyes.

          • I'm going to need a 'Welcome to London' party theme

            I'm thinking I might just get everyone to dress up as Disraeli.

            • Hold it at Beacs

              It doesn't smell anymore.

        • you were Churchill?

          • I love you, Browne

            xxxx

            • That's 'Your highness' to you

  • On a scale of normal to partially exciting

    it ranks as a resounding partially exciting.

    I cleared the front garden and planted some lovely little flowers that look rather nice. Colinzeal_uk came over Saturday evening with his wii and I became hypnotised by Guitar Hero. I was pretty shit though.

    Yesterday I slept a bit in the morning and spent all afternoon watching war programmes that I'd sky plussed. Oh, and signed Paul Codrea for QPR on FM2008.

    Shame about the sleepless night.

    • *very shit

      I was better with a wiimote than ht27 was with a guitar.

      • Harsh.

        Very harsh. I've got brain damage remember.

        • True.

          I'll modify that to just "shit". And anyway, you were good at golf for two holes, and pretty decent at the bowling.

          • Thanks :)

            I really don't know what I was doing on that last hole. And I think I love the bowling.

  • THE HOUSE OF TUDOR!

    Yeah mine was pretty good. Saw ArnoCorps on Friday, most enjoyable, although my feet are all blistery and painful. Spent money on dvds and cds in Stevenage on Saturday and watched South Park. Sunday was my dad's birthday, (62)watched some tennis and did some painting. Very relaxing.

  • thanks for BEING A GOOD FRIEND richypoo

    HENRY SAW ME THRU SOME TUFF TIMES MAN.

    • awww

      I was trying to change peoples views on Henry VIII. He wasn't so bad.

      wuv woo

      • <3 u

        • see everyone!

          Henry VIII: Better Briton than Chuchill, easily.

    • he wasn't there when i tried to choke you though, was he?

      WAS HE?

      • I had stout to drink

      • you kept trying to kill me and then hugging me

        it was a total double edged sword.

  • pretty crap really

    • don't tell me your watch broke already?

      • i fuckin' wish

        then i could throw it away and pretend it never happened

  • my hair was still crunchy on sunday.

    • best IRS EVER

    • Ho wuz yoo, gunty?

      • Patrick Bateman, so I heard

        HE FUCKED GOD UP THE ASS

        • I've seen his Patrick Bateman.

          I was Clouseau and Nestor was a Ukranian with curly toed shoes.

          • it was better this time

            i did my hair and had a coathanger.

          • also

            i still have luigi's phone number.

            • You should call her and plumb the depths.

              ho ho.

              • from what i can remember

                she lived in wolverhampton. s'bit far.

        • if only someone had come dressed as God

          oh, the lols we could've had...

          • I asked Joey if you'd brought a boombox, so you could play that b-side wherever you were

  • Disappointing.

    Friday: Went to our bar
    Saturday: was supposed to go to town to meet potential housemates, postponed till sunday
    Sunday: Meeting cancelled watched 7th Seal.

  • fucking awful

    shitty and crappy. but also really good. the usual.

    • Rats, raves and rants?

    • we shall discuss further

      Once I get on the apprentice.

      • When you get hired, will klaire be your PR

        and me be your Chief Scientist?

        • If I get hired

          You can meet my dad.

        • I'll do marketing

          • Just to save you saying it for the 1,000,000th time

            'I don't get enough credit for how well I do with women'

            • I've already got your campaign for London Mayor sorted

              Richard Browne- Well he can't be worse than Brian Haw, can he?

              • Alan Sugar is running for Mayor next time round

                I don't think I could beat him.

                • That's how you get onto The Apprentice

                  blackmail.

                • He's 61.

                  They should have brawls instead of hustings.

                  • I think a drinking contest might be a safer bet

                    Or a Tequila Suicide contest

  • yeah,

    richard was henry viii and he looked brilliant.

  • I had an ace weekend

    the best bit of Saturday night which has not been mentioned, is Stealthy being mistaken for someone even funnier than Howard from the Halifax ads.

    • remind me

      I'm laughing already

        • Whats tunde doing with his hand up a ducks arse?

        • he doesn't even wear glasses!!

          • They look nothing alike.

            I had someone shout "CHAPLIN DIDN'T WEAR A BOW TIE!" at me though.

        • :D

          I'd forgotten about that. Excellent stuff.

          • I've also only just remembered

            you tormenting an emo.

            '#There was one dead emo on a bench...#'
            'I'm not an emo!'

            • Is he going to torment me next year?

              big meanie.

            • haha

              bamos wanted to fight an emo.

            • :D Best chant ever? I think so.

              I was ready for a ruck.

              • ...

                Tell me about it. I think I remember even telling the guy that I was after "a pointless dispute". He wasn't up for it though.

            • :D

              i'd totally forgotten that.

              • I tried to console him by saying

                'of course you're not an emo. You're a Manics fan, aren't you? You look like a Manics fan. Don't worry, we don't mind'. But he did not confirm :(

              • Haha, me too.

    • ...

      Who?

  • pics

    are up

  • shit

    shitty shit weekend. My car blew up on Portland Street in Manchester on the way to see Why?, meaning I missed the gig, got home at midnight after getting the train (only sober person on there) as the RAC would only take me 10 miles and all the garages were shut. Had to get up at 6 the next morning to go back to get my car towed to the now-open garage, waited for 2 hours for the RAC to arrive, and by the time I got there it was closing, so I had to leave it there AGAIN. I have to go back again tomorrow to pick it up and no doubt hand over about £200 for a new header tank.

    Shit. Weekend.

    Anyone want to buy a car?

  • stop being lovey all over the boards

    you. you don't see me go mushy do you? grow a pair, you girl.

    • eat my shit roberts

      • that's more like it

        • I'm going to tape our chat on wednesday

          and put it word for word on here. Then your little reputation will be destroyed.

          • i have no idea what you're trying to say

            but i only ever talk about how indifferent i am to everything.

            • *something about claire being soppy*

              • i dunno what you mean

                i have no reason to be soppy about anything. stop lying to yourself and everyone else.

                • I dunno, Claire.

                  I think you are sloppy with regards to evidense.

                  • evi-dense?

                    why is everyone talking crazy?

                    • You complain when I do abbreviations and complain when I misspell.

                      u r so ctch 22

                      • who is miss pell?

                        • shut up claire

                          go and do some work now

                • EMS

                  • can everyone please stop talking internet

                    what on earth are you on about?

        • u r = 2 brn hw

  • pretty alright!

    posted drunk on DiS, went out with friends and found out i've passed college! which is great news.

    just need to secure £200 by... today. shit.