I always get really tempted to buy the boxes full of lego from ebay!
When I get older and have a house
that's totally what I'm doing.
How many wives did you execute?
My weekend was great thanks, though most of it was spent looking after my gf, who was ill. I think we watched most of series 3 of The Office (US version, which is actually ACE) and most of Knowing Me Knowing You.
I also told her I loved her for the first time whilst sober. She said it back. :)
I also found out I have a job interview! Eek! And have to give a presentation!
brilliant, but extremely tiring
fund raiser went fantastically (more later) followed by impromtu house party at mine, park then swimming in day on sat, pre-organised house party in eve - thought i'd only make an hour due to tiredness but it was most enjoyable so i stayed for a while. Met a firend I haven't seen for aaaaages when i eventaully emerged on sunday, lovely roast with the tennis, then home, watched blues brothers and went to bed.
I'll sleep like an anthropomophosised log tonight.
I had a brilliant weekend.
you lucky bastard
I HAVE TO EMAIL JAVIER BELENDEZ.
HAVE E A! BEL END EZ!
Er, the winner is Bambos!
Bambos? you mean Bamos?
No It's not me!
It could be, it's close!
But I haven't got that ticket!
Are you sure - ah, Mr Bambos! Sorry sir...the next winner is....oh fuck me Bamos!
No it's not me!
It is this time!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
When Mr Bambos walked forward
I'm not sure I've laughed so much in my life.
There actually was a Mr. Bambos???
Brilliant.
And we both won the raffle.
Incredible scenes.
not just both won
you won immedietly after, as Mr Bambos was collecting his prize
Mr fucking bambos
I dunno
when you pulled sparky's shirt open...
:D
Incredible scenes. I'm not sure he felt the same way though.
I've got to stop saying 'incredible scenes'.
Incredible scenes
none of my friends
could figure out why it was taking me so long to do the raffle. it was a combination of drunkenness, confusion and stuggling to breathe due to laughter
I can beat that
We have a Mr Jesus Bastardo Sosa in my team at work.
"Thank you Jesus"
Could have been worse
Had I not a) got soaked or b) mistook a member of Esser's band for a DiSer it would have qualified for greatness.
It was ok
I got really quite drunk on friday. Well I have to assume I did, as I felt rubbish on Saturday.
Comets on Fire were good, and I got to have a proper chat with Joey and Ibrahaim, which is good, cause I hadn't properly spoken to Joey at Zonino, what with him being a superstar dee-jay. And I'm feeling good about getting a flat with Ibra.
But then Sunday loomed, and I felt shit for having no job and no money and not being able to go and see Lucha Libre. And it looked like Nadal was going to lose as well. But it's ok, I survived!
Well, what happened?
concise summary of hilarious events please. But go easy with the Lucha Libre, I'm still sore about missing it.
Hmmm....
Sparky shirts being ripped open
Indie disco in our front room at 1:30 am
Dressing as Henry VII (Convincingly)
Having an Anne Boleyn with me
Bellowing 'I'M HENRY VII' far too much
drinking out of a goblet all night
Tequila suicide, Tudor style
HORRIFIC dancing in afterskool
mexican wrestling
everything else wouldn't be classed as 'hilarious'
My mum lives about 200 metres from Sophie's flat directly north on the next road you come to...
Surely that cannot be the only photo!
Who were you, Tom?
It's the only one I have on my phone.
Other people took plenty more though.
I was Winston Churchill, although there were some discrepancies in my appearance, mainly not being fat, bald or old/dead.
I'm still scandalised that neither of you went as Disreali.
With or without eyes.
I'm going to need a 'Welcome to London' party theme
I'm thinking I might just get everyone to dress up as Disraeli.
Hold it at Beacs
It doesn't smell anymore.
you were Churchill?
I love you, Browne
xxxx
That's 'Your highness' to you
On a scale of normal to partially exciting
it ranks as a resounding partially exciting.
I cleared the front garden and planted some lovely little flowers that look rather nice. Colinzeal_uk came over Saturday evening with his wii and I became hypnotised by Guitar Hero. I was pretty shit though.
Yesterday I slept a bit in the morning and spent all afternoon watching war programmes that I'd sky plussed. Oh, and signed Paul Codrea for QPR on FM2008.
Shame about the sleepless night.
*very shit
I was better with a wiimote than ht27 was with a guitar.
Harsh.
Very harsh. I've got brain damage remember.
True.
I'll modify that to just "shit". And anyway, you were good at golf for two holes, and pretty decent at the bowling.
Thanks :)
I really don't know what I was doing on that last hole. And I think I love the bowling.
THE HOUSE OF TUDOR!
Yeah mine was pretty good. Saw ArnoCorps on Friday, most enjoyable, although my feet are all blistery and painful. Spent money on dvds and cds in Stevenage on Saturday and watched South Park. Sunday was my dad's birthday, (62)watched some tennis and did some painting. Very relaxing.
thanks for BEING A GOOD FRIEND richypoo
HENRY SAW ME THRU SOME TUFF TIMES MAN.
awww
I was trying to change peoples views on Henry VIII. He wasn't so bad.
wuv woo
<3 u
see everyone!
Henry VIII: Better Briton than Chuchill, easily.
he wasn't there when i tried to choke you though, was he?
WAS HE?
I had stout to drink
you kept trying to kill me and then hugging me
it was a total double edged sword.
pretty crap really
don't tell me your watch broke already?
i fuckin' wish
then i could throw it away and pretend it never happened
my hair was still crunchy on sunday.
best IRS EVER
Ho wuz yoo, gunty?
Patrick Bateman, so I heard
HE FUCKED GOD UP THE ASS
I've seen his Patrick Bateman.
I was Clouseau and Nestor was a Ukranian with curly toed shoes.
it was better this time
i did my hair and had a coathanger.
also
i still have luigi's phone number.
You should call her and plumb the depths.
ho ho.
from what i can remember
she lived in wolverhampton. s'bit far.
if only someone had come dressed as God
oh, the lols we could've had...
I asked Joey if you'd brought a boombox, so you could play that b-side wherever you were
Disappointing.
Friday: Went to our bar
Saturday: was supposed to go to town to meet potential housemates, postponed till sunday
Sunday: Meeting cancelled watched 7th Seal.
fucking awful
shitty and crappy. but also really good. the usual.
Rats, raves and rants?
we shall discuss further
Once I get on the apprentice.
When you get hired, will klaire be your PR
and me be your Chief Scientist?
If I get hired
You can meet my dad.
I'll do marketing
Just to save you saying it for the 1,000,000th time
'I don't get enough credit for how well I do with women'
I've already got your campaign for London Mayor sorted
Richard Browne- Well he can't be worse than Brian Haw, can he?
Alan Sugar is running for Mayor next time round
I don't think I could beat him.
That's how you get onto The Apprentice
blackmail.
He's 61.
They should have brawls instead of hustings.
I think a drinking contest might be a safer bet
Or a Tequila Suicide contest
yeah,
richard was henry viii and he looked brilliant.
I had an ace weekend
the best bit of Saturday night which has not been mentioned, is Stealthy being mistaken for someone even funnier than Howard from the Halifax ads.
shitty shit weekend. My car blew up on Portland Street in Manchester on the way to see Why?, meaning I missed the gig, got home at midnight after getting the train (only sober person on there) as the RAC would only take me 10 miles and all the garages were shut. Had to get up at 6 the next morning to go back to get my car towed to the now-open garage, waited for 2 hours for the RAC to arrive, and by the time I got there it was closing, so I had to leave it there AGAIN. I have to go back again tomorrow to pick it up and no doubt hand over about £200 for a new header tank.
Shit. Weekend.
Anyone want to buy a car?
stop being lovey all over the boards
you. you don't see me go mushy do you? grow a pair, you girl.
eat my shit roberts
that's more like it
I'm going to tape our chat on wednesday
and put it word for word on here. Then your little reputation will be destroyed.
i have no idea what you're trying to say
but i only ever talk about how indifferent i am to everything.
*something about claire being soppy*
i dunno what you mean
i have no reason to be soppy about anything. stop lying to yourself and everyone else.
I dunno, Claire.
I think you are sloppy with regards to evidense.
evi-dense?
why is everyone talking crazy?
You complain when I do abbreviations and complain when I misspell.
u r so ctch 22
who is miss pell?
shut up claire
go and do some work now
EMS
can everyone please stop talking internet
what on earth are you on about?
EAT
MY
SHIT
oh
right
i feel a bit ill
you should have chewed it a bit
u r = 2 brn hw
and now in english?
I got it, and that's what matters
no
no tell me
I'm not sure I do
I get the brian haw reference
You are equal to Brian Haw
oh!
who me? why?
Because Rich's catchphrase is "Eat my shit, Brian Haw!"
ah!
pretty alright!
posted drunk on DiS, went out with friends and found out i've passed college! which is great news.
Pics or it didnt happen
There are
at least 12 people from this site that saw it.
I even had an Anne Boleyn. And we drank out of goblets all night.
They were drunk
I seen a dancing hippo whilst drunk, didn't mean it happend... pics plz
Not bad, thanks!
I saw my sister and built a big truck out of lego.
This one will be better :)
oh and I second the pics request!
There are none as of yet
I was hoping fpr a 'Yeah, Richard was Henry VIII and he looked brilliant' reply
Errr
Do you have lego at your flat?
i am so going to visit now.
I do, you've seen it!
Not enough though, I want MORE!
If our band gets BIG
we should have a stage set built entirely out of lego.
I think I'd want to appear onstage riding one of those space monorail things.
I'd want to land a lego spaceship centre-stage
then emerge with Dr. Octopus style arms made from Technic lego!
I was just looking for a pic of the spaceship
that I really wanted circa 1990. I can't find it. Gah!
Did you ever have a lego lighting set?
I've found a pic of my favourite
http://wp.thewatsons.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mom-lego-spaceship.JPG
Do you reckon she built it herself?
they are some big missiles on that plane
she's taking no prisoners with that fighter
THe one I was after
http://www.lenharth.org/~andrewl/bpics/lego_foggy.jpg
The one at the back.
May ebay when I get home.
:D
I always get really tempted to buy the boxes full of lego from ebay!
When I get older and have a house
that's totally what I'm doing.
How many wives did you execute?
My weekend was great thanks, though most of it was spent looking after my gf, who was ill. I think we watched most of series 3 of The Office (US version, which is actually ACE) and most of Knowing Me Knowing You.
I also told her I loved her for the first time whilst sober. She said it back. :)
I also found out I have a job interview! Eek! And have to give a presentation!
brilliant, but extremely tiring
fund raiser went fantastically (more later) followed by impromtu house party at mine, park then swimming in day on sat, pre-organised house party in eve - thought i'd only make an hour due to tiredness but it was most enjoyable so i stayed for a while. Met a firend I haven't seen for aaaaages when i eventaully emerged on sunday, lovely roast with the tennis, then home, watched blues brothers and went to bed.
I'll sleep like an anthropomophosised log tonight.
I had a brilliant weekend.
you lucky bastard
I HAVE TO EMAIL JAVIER BELENDEZ.
HAVE E A! BEL END EZ!
Er, the winner is Bambos!
Bambos? you mean Bamos?
No It's not me!
It could be, it's close!
But I haven't got that ticket!
Are you sure - ah, Mr Bambos! Sorry sir...the next winner is....oh fuck me Bamos!
No it's not me!
It is this time!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
When Mr Bambos walked forward
I'm not sure I've laughed so much in my life.
There actually was a Mr. Bambos???
Brilliant.
And we both won the raffle.
Incredible scenes.
not just both won
you won immedietly after, as Mr Bambos was collecting his prize
Mr fucking bambos
I dunno
when you pulled sparky's shirt open...
:D
Incredible scenes. I'm not sure he felt the same way though.
I've got to stop saying 'incredible scenes'.
Incredible scenes
none of my friends
could figure out why it was taking me so long to do the raffle. it was a combination of drunkenness, confusion and stuggling to breathe due to laughter
I can beat that
We have a Mr Jesus Bastardo Sosa in my team at work.
"Thank you Jesus"
Could have been worse
Had I not a) got soaked or b) mistook a member of Esser's band for a DiSer it would have qualified for greatness.
It was ok
I got really quite drunk on friday. Well I have to assume I did, as I felt rubbish on Saturday.
Comets on Fire were good, and I got to have a proper chat with Joey and Ibrahaim, which is good, cause I hadn't properly spoken to Joey at Zonino, what with him being a superstar dee-jay. And I'm feeling good about getting a flat with Ibra.
But then Sunday loomed, and I felt shit for having no job and no money and not being able to go and see Lucha Libre. And it looked like Nadal was going to lose as well. But it's ok, I survived!
Well, what happened?
concise summary of hilarious events please. But go easy with the Lucha Libre, I'm still sore about missing it.
Hmmm....
Sparky shirts being ripped open
Indie disco in our front room at 1:30 am
Dressing as Henry VII (Convincingly)
Having an Anne Boleyn with me
Bellowing 'I'M HENRY VII' far too much
drinking out of a goblet all night
Tequila suicide, Tudor style
HORRIFIC dancing in afterskool
mexican wrestling
everything else wouldn't be classed as 'hilarious'
I SEE THE DOORS HAVE GOT BACK TOGETHER.
^^^^ MAJOR HIGHLIGHT
Also:
Cartwheel competition
see:
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v272/57/38/582425371/n582425371_3478863_8835.jpg
It was excellent.
My suit is now covered in snakebite though. Sir Winston did love the snakebit.
I always want to see photos, but in the mean time I have this:
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v276/213/39/554270423/n554270423_3357732_8792.jpg
HOLLOWAY ROAD TUBE: LESS THAN THREE...
I don't get it
I grew up in Holloway, you big fool.
My mum lives about 200 metres from Sophie's flat directly north on the next road you come to...
Surely that cannot be the only photo!
Who were you, Tom?
It's the only one I have on my phone.
Other people took plenty more though.
I was Winston Churchill, although there were some discrepancies in my appearance, mainly not being fat, bald or old/dead.
I'm still scandalised that neither of you went as Disreali.
With or without eyes.
I'm going to need a 'Welcome to London' party theme
I'm thinking I might just get everyone to dress up as Disraeli.
Hold it at Beacs
It doesn't smell anymore.
you were Churchill?
I love you, Browne
xxxx
That's 'Your highness' to you
On a scale of normal to partially exciting
it ranks as a resounding partially exciting.
I cleared the front garden and planted some lovely little flowers that look rather nice. Colinzeal_uk came over Saturday evening with his wii and I became hypnotised by Guitar Hero. I was pretty shit though.
Yesterday I slept a bit in the morning and spent all afternoon watching war programmes that I'd sky plussed. Oh, and signed Paul Codrea for QPR on FM2008.
Shame about the sleepless night.
*very shit
I was better with a wiimote than ht27 was with a guitar.
Harsh.
Very harsh. I've got brain damage remember.
True.
I'll modify that to just "shit". And anyway, you were good at golf for two holes, and pretty decent at the bowling.
Thanks :)
I really don't know what I was doing on that last hole. And I think I love the bowling.
THE HOUSE OF TUDOR!
Yeah mine was pretty good. Saw ArnoCorps on Friday, most enjoyable, although my feet are all blistery and painful. Spent money on dvds and cds in Stevenage on Saturday and watched South Park. Sunday was my dad's birthday, (62)watched some tennis and did some painting. Very relaxing.
thanks for BEING A GOOD FRIEND richypoo
HENRY SAW ME THRU SOME TUFF TIMES MAN.
awww
I was trying to change peoples views on Henry VIII. He wasn't so bad.
wuv woo
<3 u
see everyone!
Henry VIII: Better Briton than Chuchill, easily.
he wasn't there when i tried to choke you though, was he?
WAS HE?
I had stout to drink
you kept trying to kill me and then hugging me
it was a total double edged sword.
pretty crap really
don't tell me your watch broke already?
i fuckin' wish
then i could throw it away and pretend it never happened
my hair was still crunchy on sunday.
best IRS EVER
Ho wuz yoo, gunty?
Patrick Bateman, so I heard
HE FUCKED GOD UP THE ASS
I've seen his Patrick Bateman.
I was Clouseau and Nestor was a Ukranian with curly toed shoes.
it was better this time
i did my hair and had a coathanger.
also
i still have luigi's phone number.
You should call her and plumb the depths.
ho ho.
from what i can remember
she lived in wolverhampton. s'bit far.
if only someone had come dressed as God
oh, the lols we could've had...
I asked Joey if you'd brought a boombox, so you could play that b-side wherever you were
Disappointing.
Friday: Went to our bar
Saturday: was supposed to go to town to meet potential housemates, postponed till sunday
Sunday: Meeting cancelled watched 7th Seal.
fucking awful
shitty and crappy. but also really good. the usual.
Rats, raves and rants?
we shall discuss further
Once I get on the apprentice.
When you get hired, will klaire be your PR
and me be your Chief Scientist?
If I get hired
You can meet my dad.
I'll do marketing
Just to save you saying it for the 1,000,000th time
'I don't get enough credit for how well I do with women'
I've already got your campaign for London Mayor sorted
Richard Browne- Well he can't be worse than Brian Haw, can he?
Alan Sugar is running for Mayor next time round
I don't think I could beat him.
That's how you get onto The Apprentice
blackmail.
He's 61.
They should have brawls instead of hustings.
I think a drinking contest might be a safer bet
Or a Tequila Suicide contest
yeah,
richard was henry viii and he looked brilliant.
I had an ace weekend
the best bit of Saturday night which has not been mentioned, is Stealthy being mistaken for someone even funnier than Howard from the Halifax ads.
remind me
I'm laughing already
..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2008/1/21/35196_2.jpg
Whats tunde doing with his hand up a ducks arse?
...
EMSBH.
he doesn't even wear glasses!!
They look nothing alike.
I had someone shout "CHAPLIN DIDN'T WEAR A BOW TIE!" at me though.
:D
I'd forgotten about that. Excellent stuff.
I've also only just remembered
you tormenting an emo.
'#There was one dead emo on a bench...#'
'I'm not an emo!'
Is he going to torment me next year?
big meanie.
haha
bamos wanted to fight an emo.
:D Best chant ever? I think so.
I was ready for a ruck.
...
Tell me about it. I think I remember even telling the guy that I was after "a pointless dispute". He wasn't up for it though.
:D
i'd totally forgotten that.
I tried to console him by saying
'of course you're not an emo. You're a Manics fan, aren't you? You look like a Manics fan. Don't worry, we don't mind'. But he did not confirm :(
Haha, me too.
...
Who?
pics
are up
and they are FIT
Where?
here
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=132883&l=5eac4&id=582425371
Bamos looks like Hulk Hogan with that wig on
:D
shit
shitty shit weekend. My car blew up on Portland Street in Manchester on the way to see Why?, meaning I missed the gig, got home at midnight after getting the train (only sober person on there) as the RAC would only take me 10 miles and all the garages were shut. Had to get up at 6 the next morning to go back to get my car towed to the now-open garage, waited for 2 hours for the RAC to arrive, and by the time I got there it was closing, so I had to leave it there AGAIN. I have to go back again tomorrow to pick it up and no doubt hand over about £200 for a new header tank.
Shit. Weekend.
Anyone want to buy a car?
stop being lovey all over the boards
you. you don't see me go mushy do you? grow a pair, you girl.
eat my shit roberts
that's more like it
I'm going to tape our chat on wednesday
and put it word for word on here. Then your little reputation will be destroyed.
i have no idea what you're trying to say
but i only ever talk about how indifferent i am to everything.
*something about claire being soppy*
i dunno what you mean
i have no reason to be soppy about anything. stop lying to yourself and everyone else.
I dunno, Claire.
I think you are sloppy with regards to evidense.
evi-dense?
why is everyone talking crazy?
You complain when I do abbreviations and complain when I misspell.
u r so ctch 22
who is miss pell?
shut up claire
go and do some work now
EMS
can everyone please stop talking internet
what on earth are you on about?
EAT
MY
SHIT
oh
right
i feel a bit ill
you should have chewed it a bit
u r = 2 brn hw
and now in english?
I got it, and that's what matters
no
no tell me
I'm not sure I do
I get the brian haw reference
You are equal to Brian Haw
oh!
who me? why?
Because Rich's catchphrase is "Eat my shit, Brian Haw!"
ah!
pretty alright!
posted drunk on DiS, went out with friends and found out i've passed college! which is great news.
just need to secure £200 by... today. shit.