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but it is amazing
As if it wasn't bad enough that tall guys were taking all the short girls, now midgets are stealing them away from us as well.
for real.
WOWED her with his Austin staying Powers, making love THREE TIMES in 20 minutes.
ALMOST DROWNED as she tried to seduce him in the bath!
STACKED phone books on chairs so he could eat with her at the table.
LOATHED her miniature pet dog—because it was taller than him
.
"...And that's the long and short of it."
at the drowning thing, and " he looked like a drowned rat and stomped off with bubbles on his shiny head"
It must be amazing.
"That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
..Not quite, i would find this more embarrassing than a "dream".
i realise i haven't divulged many details
but it is amazing
Great
As if it wasn't bad enough that tall guys were taking all the short girls, now midgets are stealing them away from us as well.
fucking cunts
for real.
.
WOWED her with his Austin staying Powers, making love THREE TIMES in 20 minutes.
ALMOST DROWNED as she tried to seduce him in the bath!
STACKED phone books on chairs so he could eat with her at the table.
LOATHED her miniature pet dog—because it was taller than him
*her out
.
.
"...And that's the long and short of it."
i LOLed
at the drowning thing, and " he looked like a drowned rat and stomped off with bubbles on his shiny head"
Where is the tape?
It must be amazing.
.
"That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
..Not quite, i would find this more embarrassing than a "dream".