what do you call 4 black guys at the top of a mountain?
niggers with altitude!
:)
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Why four?
I mean, it's alright
but it could be developed further
shhhh....
there are four people in NWA
Ice Cube
Eazy E
Dre
Yella
MC Ren
*niggaz
^good point well made^
and maybe just "rappers" rather than "black guys"
i'm going to tell everyone i know that i invented that joke
nooooooo
its my joke!!!!!!
it's my wife now
racist
ha!
call the pc police!
how can this possible be racist?!
no, look again at where I replied doofus.
...
I've arbitrarily decided to become uptight about this.
Unfunny.
Nice one Waff
What do you call 4 black people watching Sigur Ros?
Niggers at Latitude
anybody? no?
TAXI!!
LOL
(guilt)
winner!!!!
:D
lost
no-one? No? c'mon.
*gets coat*
admit it
it's funny
...
No, because it's "NIGGAZ" and also because swapping out a similar word is not all that funny. It's like the joke version of Oasis./
^black
^correct
good points
both of them.
why did the black man cross the road?
the woman he just mugged gave chase
that reminds me
of when i got mugged when i was eleven, and when i told my dad about it he said "was he a black fellow?" and i said "erm yeah?" and he said "well that doesn't surprise me. you know what they call a black man running?" and i said "no what daddy" and he said "a theif! ho ho!"
*thief
racist + racist father.
thats fantastic :)
not the getting mugged part though.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the roof?
Tequila!
hahaha :D
ok, ok, wait, ok, I gots another
What do you call a Spaniard who's had his vehicle nicked?
Carlos!
awesome
got any other racialols?
What do you call
an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
:)
it took me SO long to get that
i'm so ashamed of myself
He was drunk?
Wht did the white man cross the road?
because he wanted to spend some quality time playing with his children in the park as he'd been working particularly hard at the office recently, and he happened to have parked his BMW across the road from the park.
^ big middle class LOL
LOL
none of these top the Hitler/tank joke.
tell
tell
What did Hitler say to his men before they got in their tanks?
"Get in your tanks men"
why is this funny?
I lol'd but I don't understand
You didn't hear it already 20 years ago?
pretty difficult
i am 16
marry me
amazing
*Rommel
WWII pedant
Also it's "Men: get in your tanks"
This thread is just awful.
why did the theo always use small words such as 'awful'
because he lost his theosaurus!
LOLOLOL
:D
:D
Better
though only oiks pronounce 'thesaurus' with an exta syllable.
thread of the year
CENTURY
DAY
Minute
MINUTE
oh SNAP
WIN AMP
thread of the winamp?
why not.
fair point
shredded weat
lovely milk
what rymz with point?
appoint?
disjoint?
disappoint.
i replied in the wrong place
edgy
that's a post-modern post
if ever there was one.
this joke
made me lol.
I'm now trying to think of a joke about "Public Enema"
that incorporates the phrase "YOU CAN'T STOP THIS BUM RUSH"
Someone help me out.
what should you do if you can't stop the bum rush?
Have a public enema.
=/
I'm not sure that's quite the right verb...
cork it