"Those who stayed away from the festival (it was the first time in 15 years that tickets hadn't sold out) because they felt rap (an 'art' form that is necessarily studio-based because it uses pre-recorded music and its 'artists' don't actually sing) was out-of-place at a rock festival were completely justified..."

so it must be right; lol

Given she's filed a retrospective report, I'd suggest so.

although it looks so terrible they must have acknowledged that people would see it as a mock-up rather than an actual photo.

I would hope.

story EVERY year. OMG, fashionista doesnt like muddy place! MIDDLE AGED LOLSSSS

I GET IT!
It's a work of satire, right?
I've just left a comment on the article asking this, let's hope I get an answer!

..I'm not sure what the word is. It's a bit like Nicolas Cage's acting- I'm not sure if it's meant to be so bad it's noticeable, or it really is trying to be convincing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1028283/A-return-London-yearn-cocoon-BMW.html

seriously.

But check this: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/30/article-1030641-01CDA64500000578-279_468x314.jpg

Should I send that into photoshop disasters? She's clearly been pasted into that picture.

Oh the apathy

from being a vacuous, self-absorbed idiot and proudly telling the world about it. She is the biggest waste of column inches in the history of the printed press

but thanks to you there's a page from the Daily Mail in my browser history.

With an article like that, there's no point even starting, is there? They might, just MIGHT, have been having a laugh at her expense but even still...

I've got a Daily Mail-reading uncle and aunt, and even they found themselves watching the TV footage this year and thinking how much fun it looked.

fap fap fap fap fap

are the worst people in the world. They're both completely horrific and insane. I can't make up my mind which one's worst.

She sounds like on of those teachers you constantly want to punch in the face because they're so ignorant and stupid but have authority over you.

that woman is just.... an absolute bastard.

this woman is obviously an irrelevance to most of the human race, i mean she has deliberately set herself out to be 'consiously different'....a freak, she probably detests the fact that she is an animal and has bodily functions, much of her lifes effort is probably dedicated to ensuring that her mind is not reminded that she IS and animal.

Basically what this woman needs is a tail.....to remind her what she is

"I hate it when stars do this, making us sing and wave our arms, when we have paid them to do the entertaining. It was truly dreadful."

The Mail is without the most hate filled newspaper in Britain.

A BLACK MAN? PLAYING SLAVE MUSIC? AT GLASTONBURY? GLASTONBURY IS NOT FOR COONS!

Jay-Z being 'so political' is pretty funny.

goes straight to AutoCunt

"Passers-by (I'd call them people, but they are not that evolved)"

oh dear!

"Apart from the sea of litter that will cost £1million to clear up, and which made me feel like one of those children in Brazil who live on rubbish tips"

What a cock!

What an utterly joyless woman.

I hope next time she crosses the road she forgets to look.

However, Chloe Madeley:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/03/article-1031713-01D7633300000578-544_468x831.jpg

wow.

My old English teacher, is her Auntie. Time to pay her a visit and remind her it was her favourite student.

this is ridiculous.

should stop trying to be acerbic and outrageous, it's horrible to read.

"I was able to crouch outside my tent (put up by me, after a great deal of phoning the Millets hotline, with no help at all from a trio of drunken men in the next row, and despite the useless, made-from-potato-starch, biodegradable, cow-friendly tent pegs provided on entry) and brush my teeth with my Philips Sonicare (which, being damp and lacking electricity, was on a bit of a go-slow) and rinse by swigging from a bottle of Pellegrino."