I was looking through some Polysics CD’s at a record store, when a girl in a purple coat walked up to me and asked,
“are you busy?”
I looked up, and told her that I wasn’t, she then asked if I wanted to hang out.
It caught me off-guard, and I told her I couldn’t, as my friends were waiting outside for me; which was the truth.
She looked very nervous, even before asking, maybe even on the verge of tears.
I wonder if I ruined her day?
I wonder if I’m being incredibly egotistical to think that -I- could ruin someone’s day that easily.
She never told me her name. I should have asked.
this wasn't me
it was anonymous internet man
was she hot?
not me
http://beta.grouphug.us/frontpage?page=2
i thought you were joking
anyway, this man is a fool.
:(
you silly billy
do you realise how rarely that occurs?
IT WASN'T ME
http://beta.grouphug.us/frontpage?page=2
hahaha, FAIL
this is what inverted commas are for :D
I KNOW
i'm getting eaten alive here
lol
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i dream of opportunities like this.
that's my indie confession.
:D
"
I always make sure I have dental floss in my purse.
I always brush my teeth, but I never floss.
I only carry it around for the off occasion that someone I am with will have something in their teeth and I can say hey here’s some floss.
Somehow, I think it will make them think i’m a better person for carrying floss.
It makes me feel importent.
"
floss girl
<3
i like this one
it seems like it could be a murakami story or something.
dick
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"
after a lifetime of lesbianism, i had sex with a guy this weekend.
it was ten times better than i ever could have imagined.
fellow lesbians or uncertains, if you have been contemplating trying out the opposite gender, i cannot encourage it enough. this may actually have sworn me off of women forever.
"
signed:
bernard w.anker, bachelor of 40 years
thought you were calling me a dick there
then I realised you would have had to gone back in time
what a dufus.
You should've said 'Sure, that's be <wry smile> ...really nice. Meet me in <name of remote cafe/bar> in half an hour, i've just got to go and do <something, ideally something she couldn't help you with>, here's my number incase there are any problems' <exhale of breath followed by another smile, exit building, walk off quickly with friends, get rid of them, go to cafe, woo her>. Easy.
.
"I’m at university and I’ve been a bit short of cash lately - like I have just enough for my rent and for food - but hardly anything to use for going out and stuff. Anyway, I was out at this gay place with my friends and I picked up this guy and we went back to his place and stuff. Then in the morning, I like charged him money. It was weird because I knew I said it, but it was like I was listening to someone else saying it. He got all freaked and paid me. So, like I’ve started doing it a lot - and I make pretty good money. But like the worst part is - I kind of like doing it. I wouldn’t ever sleep with someone gross or walk the streets or anything though, so I guess it’s ok."
why did YOU do that?
What a tit
I long for girls in record stores to ask me out
SHUT UP
"
My friends always check out skinny, “hot” girls at the beach, but they are boring to me. I try to be sneaky about checking out the big girls because I’m afraid it’ll draw to much attention if I make a big deal about it. that’s because my friends say mean things about them. I’m always bummed out that more people aren’t as accepting of big girls and then the big girls don’t realize that there are more people attracted to them than they think. I’ve talked to a few other people I know that think they are beautiful, but not many. I wish I could go to the beach and see big girls in bikinis and being comfortable and having a good time. That would be so hot to me. Usually they are also the girls with the best personalities…. I know that’s what people say as a cop out about how they look, but I think they are beautiful on the outside too. So it’s dumb that they are the girls that would be the best girlfriends but are too shy or suspicious to take it serious. I hang out with a “popular” crowd but most of the kids I’ve known my whole life. Most of them are shallow, selfish and stupid. In the past couple years I’ve tried to spend less time with them, but it’s hard to break away. The people I would rather spend time with don’t trust me because they think I’m like all the other jerks. I just want a REAL girlfriend. A girl that I think is beautiful (not what my friends think) and is a good person. I see that personality more in bigger girls, besides the fact that I’m attracted to them. But it never works out. They won’t give me the time of day."
I wasn't referring to you.
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO NOT COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE?
SORRY MR CORRECT
lol
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Becs from Big Brother
What a fantastic personality.
PS
It probably was you who wrote that in the other website
:D
i did this once
its inexplicable isnt it.
oh god
my head will explode if people don't start reading this thread properly
oh
but, this did actually happen. it happens all the time. its a REAL LIFE ISSUE.
srsly?
tell all
for the record
I fantasise about having sex with other girls, i’ve kissed them before and i claim im bisexual….but when girls come onto me i kinda shit myself and run away … i think im mentle
:D
:D :D
lol
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Some girl came on to you in Stand Out?
You're a prince amongst men!
oh god
it's closing
NO!!!!
Tell me you're joking, please!
I've been going there since I was 13...that's 15 years.
Haven't been in for a while, but then I haven't been to Salisbury for about 6 months.
That sucks...literally the only good record shop between London and Cardiff!
: (
They had a branch in Bournemouth for a few years....
that closed before I moved here.
f'real
they're putting on a mega sale, about 1000 records half price. extra long shifts, etc. maybe it'll float, maybe not
Y DID U DO TAHT LOL
.
"
I’m an undergrad genetics major. I’m really smart and everyone looks up to me. Most people think I’m a feminist too.
I really just want to be a housewife though."
oh i lol'd
that's amazing
these would be better
if you'd continued to not use quote marks
<3
:D
he ruined her day
what a prick. He should have said "my friends are actually waiting for me outside but come and I'll introduce you to them". Although he was looking at Polysics CDs so maybe he isn't such a prick after all.
OH HAI
"im a girl and for some reason, gay porn really turns me on. But only if i think the boys are cute. Like, today i saw a video with alternative looking boys, long hair, dark, tattoed, not gothic, more indie looking. and it drove me nutssss."
^amy
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my ex-boyfriend masterbates on webcam for me to see, and he’s not single either. i took screen shots of him doing it one time and i’m wondering how i can use it against him.
GOLDMINE
"My mum read my diary, so I started going on her computer whenever she went out, to read the chatlogs between her and my dad. They cyberered. It made me feel kind of horny. I still read the chatlogs whenever I get the chance, because it keeps me updated on what they know about me. Sorry guys. i still get off on it.
:("
hott
...
D:
We've got a live one
'I went with a girl for a while, we were “officially” together off and on. She would do anything sexually that I wanted, even dry anal sex.
I’m married now, for a little over a year, a couple months ago she came over to my grandparents house while they were out of town, her and my wife both went down on me, when I came I came in my ex’s mouth and my wife ran off crying. She didn’t like to see me with anyone else, even if she was there.
I keep having thoughts about my ex, and other ex’s. I wonder if too much porn and dirty reading like these posts has made me so I don’t care even when I know I’m doing wrong things.
I just masturbated while clicking next, next, next and reading confessions on this site. I have a problem.'
heheheh
'Sometimes I stay in the toilet of my school’s cafeteria bathroom for the whole lunch period just because I don’t want to interupt the janitor who sings when he thinks he’s alone. I don’t like hearing it, I’m just too much of a wuss to make him feel weird for singing out loud.'
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I’m 18, female, slim and attractive with a pretty damn awesome body, but i’m a total fucking LONER. I don’t understand it. It’s either my “true nature” coming out, or it has stemmed from insecurity and self-doubt. I just don’t like to hang with people, and I feel like that means there is something wrong with me.
My favourite past-time is to hang out alone, in my room, playing Super Mario RPG or Zelda, gettin drunk on Vodka, smoking pot, wearing a deerstalker like Sherlock Holmes. Just because it makes me feel groovy.
All my friends have fun going out clubbing. I stay home and read, and play nintendo games, and feel pretty freakish.
I hope I grow out of this. or, i hope i find people like me. There *must* be people like me out there. It’s impossible for me to be totally abnormal.
I don’t want to change, because this life is so fun, but I feel like i’m doing it all wrong, just because I am not socializing. The only person I enjoy hanging out with is my twin, because he likes to stay home alone and play nintendo as well. :(
....
"I’m 18, female, slim and attractive with a pretty damn awesome body, but i’m a total fucking LONER. I don’t understand it. "
LOL.
she leave contact details with that?
*cos y friend wants to know obv
needs citation.
hey like it's not like i want to get in on it
just like my friend innit. not me. not cos she sounds vulnerable. it's for my friend, not me innit
ME
yeah I'll take her number too
cheers
Cell 6762
Holloway Prison
i'm on it
Its inevitable that this makes me think of matching her
up with guntrip
I think you did the right thing
I would seriously love
for that sort of thing to happen to me. Even if the girl wasn't that hot, I'd still be generous enough to give her some of my time and who knows, maybe some red-hot lovin' too.
As it is, I just spend my time in record shops looking over people's shoulders to see what they're browsing, then tutting as they pull that Stereophonics album from the rack.
I THOUGHT IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU
I'm so disappointed now.