Slightly overweight yeah, but so what. Women should be closer to than than the waifs most people like. I wouldn't look at a woman who was less than a size 12, often 14 or 16. I think she's still ver attractive.
saying "To Elliot, Love Claire x". Now I know it was all just an elaborate ruse to lure me into her house made of McCoys and bacon and put me in a casserole.
Shes been plumped up to be put in the oven innit
hmmm battery farmed pop stars
Now *this* I will turn on the TV for
shit
and she has lost her hair
oh
wait a sec
5,6,7, ATE THEM ALL
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/chocolate_daisy/claire1.jpg
this isn't her
is it?!
I JUST RAN UP THE STAIRS TO MAKE THIS EXACT THREAD!!!
Too slow though.
This is why you're Team James leader.
(SHE'S A HOUSE)
good work
commrade
Too slow?
Are you as fat as Claire?
ahh it's a tragedy
this was in the sun 2 days ago
i wrote it
you said popgrop
i LOLed
blimey
fat hands and all
good work.
H
stood for hyperactive you know. His real name was Ian Watkins and he was also in a band called Lostprophets.
She used to be my favourite
]:
Why the ]:
Can she not be your favourite fatty?
NO ONE likes the fats
no
i have been brainwashed my 'ok', 'hello' and other appauling publications so that any popstar above a size 6 = ]:
(actually the ]: was at the idea i ever had a favourite member of steps..*sigh*)
i hope the climax of this program
is her polishing this food off.
it'd certainly make her climax
I feel sorry for her husband
Dudes, I'm getting married to that Claire out of Steps!
Awesome, she's well fit!
A year down the line he wonders were it all went wrong....or that dude is a feeder.
maybe she ate him
Or he's in the Mika school of chubbychasers.
Or maybe he fattened her up
so she wouldn't run off with a fitter bloke?
Is feeder
not the right term for those kinds of people?
I must remember to ask that, if I ever meet one in the outside world.
A feeder is someone who makes someone fat
so they can have sex with them. 'Cause they like sex with fatties.
like mika
Will somebody think of the children
too late, she ate them for elevenses.
She should just cook the food she likes to eat
lol
^^^she just said this
I was quoting guy with unplacable accent
NEW MUM CLAIRE
NEW MUM CLAIRE
NEW MUM CLAIRE
stop making excuses for her. she's greedy.
^
My sister crapped out a kid a few weeks ago and the weight has fallen off her. Don't blame the kids!
still would
ahhh...
finally the truth behind steps fall from grace
claire ate all the fans
LOL
'this is what you love doing and it shows so much'. hahahaha
Check ouf Wikipedia -
she knocked the sprog out over a year ago (not sure when this was filmed), is a fascist and is going to tour with Steps this year (without H).
THEY JUST WANT MORE JOBS FOR ENGLISH PEOPLE!
why we paying for this lot to come into the country anyway?
YES! She trundles irresistably onwards!
Some quality shouting going on just then too.
behave yourself, she's GORGEOUS.
Slightly overweight yeah, but so what. Women should be closer to than than the waifs most people like. I wouldn't look at a woman who was less than a size 12, often 14 or 16. I think she's still ver attractive.
*that, *very
i wouldn't look at a woman over size 12
we can be each others wingmen
*disclaimer*
this is only 70-80% true
I fluctuate between being 8 stone and just under 8 stone
So "Fatties" are definitely no goes for me.
^^this
but not as extreme
and also cos they're not fit
i would never let myself get over a size 12.
i'd feel hideous.
if this is serious
you are win
i am serious
i can't let myself get even close to a size 10 being tight because i hate it.
same
funny thing is I would never be that critical of anyone other than myself.
OMDZZ! SPENCER MOON!
remember when someone called him gay and he did his wrists in?
he's def gay
totes
and "legendary" actress Vicki Michelle
Since when the fuck has being in Allo Allo bestowed legendary status.
It was a long time ago?
that's the only response I can come up with.
this is stating the obvious
but some extreme barrel scraping going on here
Why do they keep calling her "'Allo, 'Allo actress"?
It's finished! She's not still in it! SHE'S A NOBODY!
Good moaning.
Hahahaha
I was pissing by the door.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vegetarian?!
Vegetarians shouldn't be allowed on Masterchef.
he's panicking too much
he's going to have another overdose
Do you reckon he carries paracetamol around with him
just in case?
there's only one was to find out
someone has to all him gay again
GAY
GAAAAAAY
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Do you think he heard?
it'll be on the news soon
She is no way a veggie.
She wrote a note to me once
saying "To Elliot, Love Claire x". Now I know it was all just an elaborate ruse to lure me into her house made of McCoys and bacon and put me in a casserole.