they will not stop aching, it feels like i've been out running for 3 hours solid, i'm supposed to be playing football later but i don't know if i can.
i'm quite depressed, i just want to know if i've done any damage to them.
GalacticStar3ruption in serious thread shocker. ;(
from fucking yourself in the arse?
i don't know why
they just hurt for no apparent reason and have done all day.
Get photoshoots where aren't required to display any leg i.e. ad campaigns for mini skirts
*didnt read main body of thread*
that happened to me last summer
but it was every afternoon for about two weeks
Getting fucked in the arse?
this is god's way of
telling you that you're a spanner.
*
i'm not really a christian or nuffink.
I wouldn't worry about it
unless you can't stand without collapsing. It'll probably pass
do you think it's because of what i did?
yeaah but its not a physical cause
it's a religious one.
God is punishing you for what you did.
Shash your knees in with a hammer,
problem solved.
S.H.A.S.H
Smash, Hurt And Shitting Hammer.
i'm pretty sure this is what hapened to stephen hawkins
he was bumming himself too
i can't believe i loled at this
;D
Go to the doctor.
Tell him/her all about the sordid incident, go into great detail.
Then come back and make a thread about it.
Why are masturbation injuries always funny?
You'll be shitting yourself soon
The sickening taste of homophobic jokes
Images of fascist folks
Beam me up 'cause I can't breathe
My friend is a training Doctor,
and she got called to a cubicle where an 80 year old man had got a candle stuck up his arse that his 'girlfriend' had stuck up there. Apparently when they managed to get it out there was a massive explosion of shit and blood that covered everone in there. They had to get the rest out in bits because the candle had gone all melty. She said the the doctor she was with got some bummy shit blood in his mouth. Not in those words like,
Arsecandle!
Wow. If that happened to me, I'd want to kill myself afterwards.
D:
D:
lol
i think that i've got shin splints
i'm not sure what they are exactly, or how one would get them. but i think i've got them all the same.