"This CD is like a pumpkin muffin sitting on the shelf,unknown but bursting with new flavor. Once the right bluberry muffin comes along and rocognizes this, all the muffins on the shelf, including apple, will want mor"
Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be
First thing , I grab her a drink
A couple more, she aint even talking bout her boyfriend
That's the rule, never assume it
Just cuz she ain't single, doesn't mean she won't do it
Ya girl ,i ain't calling you a slut
Just cuz we hooked up, we can say we were drunk
" You guys hooked up" , " ya i was drunk"
" You guys fucked", " Ya i was drunk"
Tell you the truth, we were way wasted
That's the trick I use, and that's how u play it
Come on girl ,you can't say it ain't fear
What's fear?, with the clothes you wear
I can see your thong underwear, and that's dick teasing,
Better get up on your knees, and start dick pleasing,
If your Conscious in question, still ain't leaving
Take a couple more shots to wash down those reasons
Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be
Second verse ,and she still ain’t lifted
Same wine cooler, and she’s babysipping,
Me, rude’s in the opposite position,
Any party I attend, I’m heavily drinking,
Ya girl, you know what I be thinking,
Hope you drive stick, cuz I’ll have that ass shifting
Ya, up on the dancefloor,
Will tag along, once I have a few more
I’ll admit, I ain’t the best dancer
That’s why Bacardi, is the best answer
Cuz Rude, gets crazy drunk
Every weekend, of every month,
That’s right, we both should get loose
My number one choice, is the Grey Goose
I guess I’m, a fan of the hard liquor
Only alcohol, that warms you up quicker
Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be
BARCARDI
:D
the cover art is excellent
i'm liking his little hanky
he probably got it from the streetwear collection in Madhouse
you're so rude
keep these jokes coming!
Why did the fat man jump in front of a train?
Because he had horribly depressing life
^ lol
fat.
why did the washing machine laugh?
because he took the piss out of the pants
i thought the answer was
"she was really hott"
^
there's a Girl, a Toaster, a Washing Machine and a Dish Washer
Which is the odd one out?
the Toaster, because it doesn't leak when it's fucked.
if i fucked a toaster
it'd probably leak cum too
He's got a point
and a flamegrilled cock.
how do you make a snooker table laugh?
put your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls
Interestingly,
this works well with men also!
whats the difference between michael jackson and a carrier bag?
one is plastic and a danger to children and the other you put your shopping in
how do you made a hormone
kick her in the stomach
why didn't santa claus come down the chimney last year?
because he's impotent!
:)
<3
Neil Hamburger, right?
why is santas sack so full?
he only comes once a year
what happened to the blind circumsiser?
he got the sack
yeah!
why did the fruit vendor have the banana arrested?
because he grabbed her pear?
Neil Hamburger?
oh joe already said that
maybe you have just become really funny
!
don't be shocked
gaz is just RUDE
I hope you said that
in the manner of one of those girls on the bus
"He's just RUDE"
what, those little black girls that scare you?
I'm not gayguevera
gaz is proper hard.
it's only the girls with chains who scare him.
she was massive
I suppose you would have duffed her up good and proper?
I should only throw cans at girls I can have in a fight.
i doubt i would have thrown a can at her in the first place.
you do know that overall i admire you for this.
thanks
I was being light-hearted
i'm sick.
i can't tell anymore.
lol
sorry for laughing about that
actually, you're L-Rude - how can a kid from suburbs have a flow like that?
http://cdbaby.com/cd/lrude
"This CD is like a pumpkin muffin sitting on the shelf,unknown but bursting with new flavor. Once the right bluberry muffin comes along and rocognizes this, all the muffins on the shelf, including apple, will want mor"
Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be
First thing , I grab her a drink
A couple more, she aint even talking bout her boyfriend
That's the rule, never assume it
Just cuz she ain't single, doesn't mean she won't do it
Ya girl ,i ain't calling you a slut
Just cuz we hooked up, we can say we were drunk
" You guys hooked up" , " ya i was drunk"
" You guys fucked", " Ya i was drunk"
Tell you the truth, we were way wasted
That's the trick I use, and that's how u play it
Come on girl ,you can't say it ain't fear
What's fear?, with the clothes you wear
I can see your thong underwear, and that's dick teasing,
Better get up on your knees, and start dick pleasing,
If your Conscious in question, still ain't leaving
Take a couple more shots to wash down those reasons
Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be
Second verse ,and she still ain’t lifted
Same wine cooler, and she’s babysipping,
Me, rude’s in the opposite position,
Any party I attend, I’m heavily drinking,
Ya girl, you know what I be thinking,
Hope you drive stick, cuz I’ll have that ass shifting
Ya, up on the dancefloor,
Will tag along, once I have a few more
I’ll admit, I ain’t the best dancer
That’s why Bacardi, is the best answer
Cuz Rude, gets crazy drunk
Every weekend, of every month,
That’s right, we both should get loose
My number one choice, is the Grey Goose
I guess I’m, a fan of the hard liquor
Only alcohol, that warms you up quicker
Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be
BARCARDI
:D
the cover art is excellent
i'm liking his little hanky
he probably got it from the streetwear collection in Madhouse
you're so rude
keep these jokes coming!
Why did the fat man jump in front of a train?
Because he had horribly depressing life
^ lol
fat.
why did the washing machine laugh?
because he took the piss out of the pants
i thought the answer was
"she was really hott"
^
there's a Girl, a Toaster, a Washing Machine and a Dish Washer
Which is the odd one out?
the Toaster, because it doesn't leak when it's fucked.
if i fucked a toaster
it'd probably leak cum too
He's got a point
and a flamegrilled cock.
how do you make a snooker table laugh?
put your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls
Interestingly,
this works well with men also!
whats the difference between michael jackson and a carrier bag?
one is plastic and a danger to children and the other you put your shopping in
What did Michael Jackson ask Gary Glitter...
Have you got the time please mate?
Q. What's the difference between Lily Allen?
A. Kick her tits off.
I like her tits