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why did ronald mcdonald have sex with his sister?

because all those years of eating junk food left him with impaired judgement

:(



  • how do you made a hormone




    kick her in the stomach

  • why didn't santa claus come down the chimney last year?

    because he's impotent!

    :)

  • <3

    Neil Hamburger, right?

    • why is santas sack so full?

      he only comes once a year

      • what happened to the blind circumsiser?

        he got the sack

    • yeah!

      why did the fruit vendor have the banana arrested?

      because he grabbed her pear?

  • Neil Hamburger?

    • oh joe already said that

      maybe you have just become really funny

      • !

        • don't be shocked

          gaz is just RUDE

          • I hope you said that

            in the manner of one of those girls on the bus

            • "He's just RUDE"

              what, those little black girls that scare you?

              • I'm not gayguevera

                • gaz is proper hard.

                  it's only the girls with chains who scare him.

                  • she was massive

                    I suppose you would have duffed her up good and proper?
                    I should only throw cans at girls I can have in a fight.

                    • i doubt i would have thrown a can at her in the first place.

                      you do know that overall i admire you for this.

                  • lol

                    sorry for laughing about that

            • actually, you're L-Rude - how can a kid from suburbs have a flow like that?

              http://cdbaby.com/cd/lrude

              "This CD is like a pumpkin muffin sitting on the shelf,unknown but bursting with new flavor. Once the right bluberry muffin comes along and rocognizes this, all the muffins on the shelf, including apple, will want mor"

              Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
              Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
              Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
              in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
              Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be

              First thing , I grab her a drink
              A couple more, she aint even talking bout her boyfriend
              That's the rule, never assume it
              Just cuz she ain't single, doesn't mean she won't do it
              Ya girl ,i ain't calling you a slut
              Just cuz we hooked up, we can say we were drunk
              " You guys hooked up" , " ya i was drunk"
              " You guys fucked", " Ya i was drunk"
              Tell you the truth, we were way wasted
              That's the trick I use, and that's how u play it
              Come on girl ,you can't say it ain't fear
              What's fear?, with the clothes you wear
              I can see your thong underwear, and that's dick teasing,
              Better get up on your knees, and start dick pleasing,
              If your Conscious in question, still ain't leaving
              Take a couple more shots to wash down those reasons

              Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
              Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
              Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
              in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
              Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be

              Second verse ,and she still ain’t lifted
              Same wine cooler, and she’s babysipping,
              Me, rude’s in the opposite position,
              Any party I attend, I’m heavily drinking,
              Ya girl, you know what I be thinking,
              Hope you drive stick, cuz I’ll have that ass shifting
              Ya, up on the dancefloor,
              Will tag along, once I have a few more
              I’ll admit, I ain’t the best dancer
              That’s why Bacardi, is the best answer
              Cuz Rude, gets crazy drunk
              Every weekend, of every month,
              That’s right, we both should get loose
              My number one choice, is the Grey Goose
              I guess I’m, a fan of the hard liquor
              Only alcohol, that warms you up quicker

              Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
              Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
              Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
              in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
              Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be

              BARCARDI

      • you're so rude

  • keep these jokes coming!

  • Why did the fat man jump in front of a train?

    Because he had horribly depressing life

  • why did the washing machine laugh?

    because he took the piss out of the pants

  • i thought the answer was

    "she was really hott"

  • there's a Girl, a Toaster, a Washing Machine and a Dish Washer

    Which is the odd one out?

    the Toaster, because it doesn't leak when it's fucked.

    • if i fucked a toaster

      it'd probably leak cum too

      • He's got a point

        and a flamegrilled cock.

  • how do you make a snooker table laugh?

    put your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls

  • whats the difference between michael jackson and a carrier bag?

    one is plastic and a danger to children and the other you put your shopping in

    • What did Michael Jackson ask Gary Glitter...

      Have you got the time please mate?

  • Q. What's the difference between Lily Allen?

    A. Kick her tits off.