Works every time

Introduce her to someone else and then leg it.

Everyone feels better afterwards. Unless she mings, in which case pay someone else to do it.

If you don't want to smash her back doors in, maybe draw her a nice picture of something lame, girls love that shit.

you'll feel like a royal teeWAT if you don't.

i'm just reading you and already i'm feeling hopeless.

you'll be of no use to her at all.

then run a mile

phone up lots of people and then get them the to wait outside your flat, then once big crowd is there kick her out of your flat naked, and then call her a 'dirty fucking whore' in front of the crowd.

I can't imagine her wanting to spend too much time with you after that, so that should solve the problem.

fanclub membership and gerard way gift basket?

You should give her a Jack-In-the-Box with a noose in it. Hopefully she will get the message. Failing that, i find knives work well...

tut and roll your eyes at everything she says. hopefully she'll feel stupid and snap out of it soon.

You could send an unsubtle friend to talk to her?