ask a fat man if he has a big coat and shave a ginger DiSer/neighbour in their sleep
I don't have a big coat
Sorry Rich.
Can you hire a ruff at least?
That's the key ingredient. I'm sure a female friend will own a beret which would pass as a hat. As for the cape- use an old velvet curtain.
Buy some brown tights/leggings, or wear white football socks. I have some white fencing ones which would do the trick.
Is this something to do
with The Apprentice?
:D
I would love it if "making a Henry VIII costume" was one of the stages in the interview/audition process.
I would inevitably fail
ps What's happened with that form and stuff?
Please make a real go of it. It would be brilliant.
Ok OK
I will print off another one and do it properly. Just for you Phil.
Although if you go to the press I will gut you like the fish that you are.
If I do, it will be to sing your praises
six girls
two of whom are prepared to sacrifice their heads for the night.
you could probably make that funny neck thing out of a big strip of card folded concertina-style.
I need to somehow look like Winston Churchill as well.
Someone make me fat and bald.
Just ask for some chemotherapy
...
How is that going to make him fat? You haven't thought this through.
Pork Chops
or chicken legs
You could do it
by using a lot of paper.
If you're nice to me I'll help you.
Ok
Kayleia, you've always been my favourite. Please help me. Please.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The way I would do it
is wear black trousers, and maybe some boots. Then get a red t-shirt, or a shirt in like xxxl size. Stuff yourself up so you look really fat. Then cut out a white bit and then trim it with some gold spray painted dolie. team up with a waistcoat? if it's velour, the better. Then buy a tiny hat like a beret and stick a massive feather in it. Also carry around a fit bird all night and a leg of chicken. and maybe a stick. don't forget a beard!
I'm going to combine your ideas
with sophies ideas vvvvvvvvv
xxx
See, I am nice to you
:P
oh yes make a ruff
out of some concentina paper!
genius. outfit may be destroyed.
I can make you a ruff
and a beard, you can buy a beret well cheap. I'm making a pillbox hat and a rosette for my Jackie Kennedy costume on Saturday, shall we have a craft day together?
Sophie, you are a star
Yes, lets do that.
brill
come to my house on Saturday afternoon. I live just down the road from a sewing shop! I have a sewing machine! I'm surrounded by shops and markets selling cheap crap!
Incredible
I will be the best Henry VIII, since, well, Henry VIII
Right, who wants to be one of my wives
What are the conditions?
Don't piss me off
Or I will behead you.
I'll piss you off
so I won't even apply!
White Tights.
Tight cycling shorts on top.
Black work shoes for your suit.
Silver buckles on them made with tin foil.
tough
I'd go with the wives thing. Either you can pick them up with your legendary skills and then kill them, or just strap six blow-up dolls to yourself.
^ THIS
could be good. Failing that go for the furs.
that is superb
utterly superb
Big brown coat
Brown leggings
a crinkled hanky down your front
Dude
If you update me on ur life on a status update and on here I might have to kick u in the nuts
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K8N4cHZFf5M
No need for that
:) I know but i'm an utter bitch
ask a fat man if he has a big coat and shave a ginger DiSer/neighbour in their sleep
I don't have a big coat
Sorry Rich.
Can you hire a ruff at least?
That's the key ingredient. I'm sure a female friend will own a beret which would pass as a hat. As for the cape- use an old velvet curtain.
Buy some brown tights/leggings, or wear white football socks. I have some white fencing ones which would do the trick.
Is this something to do
with The Apprentice?
:D
I would love it if "making a Henry VIII costume" was one of the stages in the interview/audition process.
I would inevitably fail
ps What's happened with that form and stuff?
Please make a real go of it. It would be brilliant.
Ok OK
I will print off another one and do it properly. Just for you Phil.
Although if you go to the press I will gut you like the fish that you are.
If I do, it will be to sing your praises
six girls
two of whom are prepared to sacrifice their heads for the night.
you could probably make that funny neck thing out of a big strip of card folded concertina-style.
I need to somehow look like Winston Churchill as well.
Someone make me fat and bald.
Just ask for some chemotherapy
...
How is that going to make him fat? You haven't thought this through.
Pork Chops
or chicken legs
You could do it
by using a lot of paper.
If you're nice to me I'll help you.
Ok
Kayleia, you've always been my favourite. Please help me. Please.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The way I would do it
is wear black trousers, and maybe some boots. Then get a red t-shirt, or a shirt in like xxxl size. Stuff yourself up so you look really fat. Then cut out a white bit and then trim it with some gold spray painted dolie. team up with a waistcoat? if it's velour, the better. Then buy a tiny hat like a beret and stick a massive feather in it. Also carry around a fit bird all night and a leg of chicken. and maybe a stick. don't forget a beard!
I'm going to combine your ideas
with sophies ideas vvvvvvvvv
xxx
See, I am nice to you
:P
oh yes make a ruff
out of some concentina paper!
genius. outfit may be destroyed.
I can make you a ruff
and a beard, you can buy a beret well cheap. I'm making a pillbox hat and a rosette for my Jackie Kennedy costume on Saturday, shall we have a craft day together?
Sophie, you are a star
Yes, lets do that.
brill
come to my house on Saturday afternoon. I live just down the road from a sewing shop! I have a sewing machine! I'm surrounded by shops and markets selling cheap crap!
Incredible
I will be the best Henry VIII, since, well, Henry VIII
Right, who wants to be one of my wives
What are the conditions?
Don't piss me off
Or I will behead you.
I'll piss you off
so I won't even apply!
White Tights.
Tight cycling shorts on top.
Black work shoes for your suit.
Silver buckles on them made with tin foil.
Gold foil for stuff around your neck.
Seriously, I need 6 wives
VOLUNTEERS PLEASE