I have a huge (possibly irrational) hatred for festivals with names like this.
Pop In The Park
Party In The Park
Summer In The Park
Arts In The Park
I can't even explain why. Its just like some horrible 50 year old loser... "Yeah its going to be cool! Summer in the Park man. Its just in a park."
See, I can't explain myself. But everyone should agree. Do you agree?

Abortion In The Park
would be a good name for a black metal fest
Add T in the Park to that list
:(
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http://www.porkinthepark.org/
what about
"in the country"?
just as bad?
Car in the Park
was quite a good one, only £2 for 4 hours...
hahaha
:D
Lark In The Park
Not a festival, just a shitty little dive of a 'venue' in North London.