This is going to be as big as the darts player/comedian thread, I can just sense it.
There are just 3 players still plying their trade that have beaten Roger Federer on grass - Ancic is one, who are the other two?
Anyone listening to Radio Five yesterday afternoon is banned from playing. Sorry
i don't know
Seriously, this shits on my darts thread.
You know that film where Dudley Moore swaps brains with his son? Thaat happened to meths and me the other night
You swapped brains with Dudley Moore's son?
meths and I did, yes
*to meths and smee...
Roger Federer
He's so good, he'd never beat himself
leyton hewiit
andy roddick
tommy haas
these are guesses.
it's definitely not Roddick
Bjorkman?
Gesundheit
Alan Tennis & Terry Forehand-Smash?
At a guess, Marat Safin and Lleyton Hewitt?
Hewitt is one
roddick?
Nope.
I shan't bother saying no to everything, I'll wait until someone gets it or something
There are only two grass-court tournaments he plays.
He hasn't lost at Halle since about 1872, so it must have been someone at Wimbledon back when he was lame.
I vote Nalbandian.
at wimbledon he's lost to henman
and some other people i can't remember.
have switzerland ever played davis cup on grass?
Unlikely.
The only other time he sees grass is when he visits that cow he got for winning the other year.
Ooh, is it Kracijek? Is he still playing? I dunno. THis game is hard.
he's played wimbledon about 8 times
won it 5, lost to ancic and henman. whoever he lost to in the other year is my answer.
Didn't Murray beat him last year?
I think Nadal did too, last year.
On grass?
Hewitt
Phillipousis
nalbandian
Kiefer
did you look this up?
We have a winner!
hALLE IN 2002, i BELIEVE
what do I win ?
A comedy hat!
Give your address to bamos, he'll sort you out
not interested !
Hrbaty
He lost to Novak in 1999
Don't think he is still playing
As well as:
Kafelnikov
HE'S ABOUT THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT.
Henman also beat him
Read the question you momo
I did.
I totally get it's people still playing today. But that's all the people who have beaten him. I can't seem to figure it out
What are you trying to figure out?
nothing
I see it was solved.
I FAIL!
Massively. You chump.
x
:)
I definitely deserve that. x
and to Sargsian in Subiton 1999
to Byron Black in the Queens 1999
to Fromberg in Notthingam 2000
but all have stopped playing !
stephanek?
Hewitt?
These are merely educated guesses at best.
Sampras
Connors
Bjorg
McEnroe
Yannick Noah
Anything?
Throw Alex Higgins in there and you've got quite a bar brawl
:D
Jeremy Bates
Now you're getting it
promises promises
Andrew Castle
Jo Durie
Ann Jones
Virginia Wade
Buster Mottram
Arvind Palmar
Chris Bailey
Did you see Jo Durie in 'action'
in the Old Ladies doubles the other night?
I don't want to be unkind, but she shouldn't be wearing a tight shirt and skirt at her age.
well you have been unkind
That's the dilemma of female tennis clothing though isn't it? I suppose she could go with shorts but everyone knows they are only worn by the lez players.
actually I think she might be one of them
^modern views
I don't think shorts would have improved the situation.
large white towelling tracksuit?
HALF CENTURY!
*waves bat to pavillion, acknowledges crowd*
*beamer*
Didn't "Igor" Karlovic beat him one time?
apparently
Roger FEDERER (SUI) Leads Ivo KARLOVIC (CRO) : 6 to 0
Ah yeah, he didn't
he took him to a tie break in the final set though at Wimbledon one year though, I'm pretty sure.
no :
2004 Wimbledon 16 Grass (O) R.FEDERER 3-6 6-7(3) 6-7(5)
I think we call that a 'set' in tennis.
very funny...
I THINK I'VE GOT IT
Ferrero?
With this Ferrero, you are really spoiling us
Phil you bell
it got answered ages ago
There were 2
Kiefer and one other? Who's the other? I can't see an answer.
Oh
Llameton Hewitt.
I'll go back to my corner now.
How you ever got let out if it in the first place astounds me.
We need to tighten security in this place.
Get back to The Windmill and fix the lights
You're a bit Lleyton Hewitt might be...
Kevin Curran?
James Curran?