last night i watched BB, which i dont do often, and came across one of the worst human beings i possibly ever have. in one episode she:
a) whipped off her top at the slightest provocation and ran around with her floppy boobs on display, before smearing them on the windows. Clearly the behaviour of a fame hungry wannabe popstar/soapstar/nuts model, and exactly the sort of person i want stabbed.
*Disclaimer - i enjoyed the boobies*
b) went totally mental at mohammed for allegedly taking her last baccy, which even if she was to believe, was barely worth scraping out of the packet. And in the moments after this altercation, she essentially poisioned the group against mo.
c) after this baccy incident had calmed down and she appeared to have let it go, mo found his belt, which i thought looked really cool and was possibly an original, which the bint had hacked in half with a knife. On presenting this to the group, she then showed no remorse and flew even more off the handle.
d) she claimed to have heard "rex is a wanker" outside and immediately broadcasted it to everyone, sending rex into paranoia. Later it turned out that she'd made the whole thing up for kicks.
e) she somehow escaped nomination for eviction, despite proving herself to be a total knob.
worst thing is when i saw her in the ok go mock video shoot, she seemed to ahve been left out because of her perceived overweight, so i felt sorry for her. then when BB got her nekkid yesterday i was chuffed. but now hells no
anyone else watch it and agree? the rex thing was what did it for me. silly bint.
point a) renders the rest of your points useless
hence the disclaimer
I watched it last night
for the first time this series. She really is a fucking vile Vicky Pollard twat. 'How are you touch my stuff, I can't believe you touched my stuff, did you touch my stuff? 'Cos that's my stuff that is.'
I'm amazed the others don't just smother her while she sleeps.
She is incredibly annoying
But she's a primary school teacher so take solace that when she gets out she's one unemployed motherfucker
what the fuck
that wobby mentalist is a TEACHER? this is a sad time for the british education system
she's annoying
but she's no lisa and mario
why does Lisa wear tights all the time
under her shorts?
wierdy beardy
I love Mario
because he's so annoying! He's the most PC man in the world - he makes his nomination choices based on health and safety violations
hahaha
he made a decision based on 'risk analysis' for deciding who should take part in the treadmill dance task
"when rex smudged the painting
that showed him as chauvanist against women. that's why i'm voting for rex"
lisa, though, should be put down
nah
the short one is the teacher.
*rachel
i'm sure Rebecca is a nursery school teacher or something.
i can't remember.
she is
:(
unemployed it is then.
They should just put something in the water
which makes them all go slowly mad. Them maybe push them out of a plane when ratings drop.
GET JEN OUT
silly bitch
get mario and lisa out
never trust anyone whose neck is wider than their head
they make such a good couple.
i watched it and i agree.
with every point.
oh and do lisa and mariowhosrealnameisntevenmariohejustthinkshelooksitalian always wear matching clothes. also, do they have to rub each other up naked infront of everyone else, and why do channel 4 insist on showing footage. i was so close to vomiting.
that was pretty weird
when he was rubbing her with that cloth and invited darnell in to watch, she was naked and its his wife!! have they no shame
yes.
and the metro have a picture gallery devoted to it:
BIG BROTHER NINE GOES NAKED!
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleries/gallery.html?in_gallery_id=1718&in_page_id=3
oh thank you for this bounty
you're welcome.
How has she suddenly found a voice...?
Considering she sat like a timid toddler when she had that altercation with Alex.
her voice is appalling
It sounds like someone who's been chewing tits
which one is this?
the fat one
but not the weird thai fat one
ah ok
I loled when she said she was a size 12
but that's because I'm a horrible person.
This was also the first episode I'd seen. WILL NOT WATCH AGAIN. WILL NOT RECOMMEND TO FRIENDS. 1/10.
and then she made poor old luke verify this fact
He was in dire stress mode when she shoved her fat arse in his face so he could check the label!
i've managed to avoid big brother completely
that makes me better than anyone who has seen any of it, even if they were forced to watch it by gun point.
i used to do that
but then i realised its very entertaining at times, even if the people in it are cunts, especially if theyre cunts
i know this is a somewhat sarcastic response BUT...
i find it really odd that people sense it as a huge achievement that they've not watched BB and that people who don't watch it are infinitely superior. The fact that people boast they've managed to avoid implies that a part of them wants to watch it, so why deprive yourself of something you want?
i'm by no means an avid watcher and it's hardly up there with bergman and fellini but who cares? a bit of shit once in a while is fine.
correct
like homophobic gays
nope, i have no desire to watch it.
if i was even a little curious i would've seen a bit of it by now, i wouldn't force myself not to watch it merely so i could appear superior.
i'm just naturally better than people that watch it, that's all i'm saying.
You really are a stupid cunt
frank thats bullshit
i watch it because watching people argue over petty things is funny and also every time kat opens her mouth i want to cuddle her!
ugh
you got problems wanting to cuddle that
ok just her voice then
:)
yeh thats funny
i find watching people arguing over petty things depressing
you miserable twat
hmmm how would Mario respond
he'd probably draw himself up to his full height, expand his chest, assess the room for any health and safety hazards, adopt his most disappointed self-righteous face and say "That's out of order that". Then go on about how his management experience qualifies him to say this for half an hour.
I love him.
strangely i only laugh at things i find funny
having a differing sense of humour to you doesn't make me a "miserable twat" ;)
in todays fast paced world
im afraid difference is unacceptable.
i want widespread individualism in our society
and death to all who oppose this idealistic fantasy.
so controversial!
my eyesite is well gay
who was this to?
*eyesight
your spelling is homosexually active.
haha i didnt even realise
eyesite is the shop isnt it :(
i'm afraid i'm unaware of this shop
;)
galolcticman
negative infinity/10
good one
no. not 1.
negative infintiy/10
Mario is teaching me how to be a better man.
^ this
If only I had his management experience
pixplz
:
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleries/gallery.html?in_gallery_id=1718&in_page_id=3
Can someone also explain to me why on earth Mario and Lisa were dressed like twins?
The matching yellow ensembles were hideous!
that's what i was wondering too.
they also look very alike.
I think Mario looks like he could be the love child of Joey from friends and Sly Stallone
yes!
he was claiming that he had been stopped by a mob of girls asking to sign something for them because they all thought he was joey from friends.
...and he refers to himself as 'rambo'.
OMG! That's hilarious
this is true
i loved it when darnell gets angry or excited and does his shakey hand thing
*love
I just flat out love darnell
Shiiiit
COOKIE LOVE COOKIE LOVE
AWW MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
me too
he looks like a cartoon supervillain
I must also add
This pathetic 'love triangle' is annoying me. Jen isn't even pretty and they continually inflate her ego by saying how desired she is by two blokes.
GET OVER IT ALREADY!
^this
she's nothing special AT ALL! it really bugs me. i want someone to go in there and tell her what a 6/10 she really is.
*sex/10
6/10 is generous
she's a haggard bint
6/10 with a bag over her head and a gag in her mouth.
Just wait
She'll leave the house - get a spread in Nuts, wear some shocking outfit from Anne Summers, and then will host her own reality show - about being a celeb/pop star or something equally as annoying!
I say we tell her she won a part in Celebrity Survivor and then send her to Zimbabwe
^jealousy
;-)
Deeply. You've found me out!
I cry myself to sleep every night wishing I could be her.
^this
plus she's married and is the mother of a toddler, i don't think she's even mentioned her husband or daughter. it's like the big brother house isn't real and it's all a dream so they're allowed to do what they want regardless of the outside world.
This I did not know!
that's awful!
What a lying bitch!
...
Big Brother beauty Jennifer Clark has been accused of 'leaving her baby' and ruining her marriage to seek fame on the reality show.
Husband David Clark, 24, said he was shocked to see his 22-year-old wife stroll into the Big Brother compound on Thursday - because he thought she was staying with her parents.
David admitted the couple had been experiencing marital difficulties and he believed Jennifer and their 22-month-old daughter Maddiline had only gone to stay with her parents for 'a few days'.
'Big Brother beauty', lol
the standard's not great this year is it
has the standards ever been great?
I suppose not
but even relatively speaking, Jennifer is pretty average. If I'd written that I'd have swapped 'Big Brother beauty' for 'generic-looking, attention-seeking reality TV numpty' myself.
Maddiline?
Please say that's not the way it's actually spelt. :S
Dale and Stuart
barely qualify as blokes tbh
True
One is too sappy and the other too girly
Maybe they should date?
it wouldn't surprise me if they did
and they would be ideally suited as they are both embarrassing, dim, vacuous tossers.
opposites attract
likes repel
nah
I fucking hate those two.
Death to Dale.
I like Mo and Rex
It's like normal blokes in a shower of utter cunts and they've said "Right we're normal, let's stick togeth