People screaming, a dog slipping its leash and jumping all over everyone, a kid wetting itself, bird shit everywhere... It flew out the door at the next station and knocked over an old man. Amazing scenes.
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awww
poor thing :(
:D
This actually sounds loltastic.
.
Everyone from the next coach gathered round the window to watch :D
Amazing.
DOG IN THE PLAYGROUND! TEACHER'S LEFT THE CLASSROOM! YES WE CAN USE THIS OFFICE CHAIR AS AN IMPROMPTU SKATEBOARD!
I love moments like that.
Dog in the playground moments were fucking brilliant.
We had one once, after walking back from the Christmas Service at the church...it even managed to get into one of the buildings.
i used to love
when it started raining. and everyone in the class was so amazed, we all gathered round to watch. even though it always rains. but it was a nice distraction. reaklly annoyed the teaxcher as well.
when it really really rained
and everyone would be like 'cor look how much its raining'
^this
:D
^typical scenes at Finsbury Park
:*(
It was shitting itself from fear! :0(
Literally!
And the kid pissed himself due to
pure joy....
:D
I seem to see dead pigeons
everywhere at the moment.
Are you a hunter?
I'm not sure
What are the signs?
No Entry, No Left Turn and that one with an exclamation mark on.
So if I stay outside and turn right
without any exclamation, am I hunter?
a sadpunk without exclamation
sounds impossible to me!
Whatever do you mean?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;)
you cunt
i've been laughing at this for the past ten minutes, i'm in a fucking library.
that's brilliant.
most amusing thing i've heard all day.
fact.
i want to sing this to the tune of who ate all the pies
PIGEON ON THE TUBE!
PIGEON ON THE TUBE!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
PIGEON ON THE TUBE!
Trés
:D
^this
lmao
When I lived near Morden
there were pigeons who seemed to commute on the tube. Lazy feckers.
That
is brilliant.
This reminds me of
"I got myself on the tube today. Not in itself remarkable, but the events that took place on my journey probably rank in the top five most remarkable things in my life. To start with, I was sandwiched between two big men, who were both entirely filling the armrests on either side. Quite unpleasant, but deeply arousing. As the train pulled into Earl's Court, they both got off. But an altogether more exciting visitor was about to come aboard...
As the doors closed, a pigeon swooped into the relatively empty carriage. The lady sat opposite me shrieked and moved to the end of the carriage as the bird landed by my right foot and started pecking at 'shit' on the floor. Now I love mischief, and seeing that the carriage was populated entirely by women aged between 18 and 30, I saw my chance. I gently stamped my foot by the pigeon and, as expected, it flapped away towards the end of the carriage (the lady end) at about head height. Oh, you should have seen the carnage. One woman lay down on the seat, one began flapping a newspaper wildly in an attempt to scare the bird away and the aforementioned shrieker looked like she was bordering on a panic attack. As I watched events unfold, I laughed quite a lot. I couldn't hide my delight at taking out my revenge on the subsection of society that has so efficiently ruined my life so far. Take that, girls! How do you like a fucking pigeon in your face? Maybe you'll think again next time you want to mess me about. I'm not going to rule out the possibility of capturing and training an army of pigeons specifically to fly in women's faces. Take this as a final warning. It's in your hands."
:D
What
The actual fuck?
A bird flew into a cinema screen once at work.
Everyone went mad. I had to coax it outside with bits of bread. Fun times.
i saw a pigeon in trafalgar square once
no way
yes way
it had wings and everything!
but on a more serious note, nearly all the pigeons i ever see have crippled feet
Rodents of the sky!!!
Kill 'em all!!!