for a pair of glasses like Larry David's father for quite some time.
Jay Z wore simmilarish ones on Jonathan Ross.
I no longer want them.
A dream crushed.
world poverty
is Jays fault.
i cant look at Omar Rodregeuz lopez
anymore cause he wears the same glasses!!
98 problems!
treat yourself
to a happy ending massage. That'll make you feel better.
It's my anniversary today
and if I don't get what's expected I may well have to.
Global warming:
THANKS, JAY-Z.
-
jigga ate my baby
The Credit Crunch
is all Jay-Zs fault
^ This - his massive amount of wealth,
property and ice is distorting world markets. And whilst we're on the subject of Jay-Z. Why oh WHY is he forcing supermarkets to sell soup in cartons instead of cans?! It makes me so angry. I love cans.
well this morning
I couldn't find my left shoe.
Either my toddler has wandered off with it again or.....
JAY Z strikes once more! Damn him!
so jay-z plays glastonbury
and Spain win Euro 2008...
coincidence?
yes.
Jay Z ate my hamster
I was so outraged
at him playing Glastonbury I made a point of raiding 99 tents, one for each problem of his.
Thanks Jay Z. Now I'm a criminal.
He had 99 tents
but couldn't find a pitch for one.
I swore I put a bar of Dairy Milk in the fridge this morning...
i've got a genuine one.
i blame him for kids at school shouting Jay Z at our Geography teacher, yep those were his initials. it was funny for about 2 seconds and then got rather irritating.
^^^ see
that should actually be rather cool, teacher obviously has no sense of humour, yes?
Doctor Who dying, same night Jay-Z played, coincedence? And it'll be all his fault when they have the cunning loophole that keeps him in next week too.
Can we blame Jay-Z for Kanye West? I hate that duck...
duck?
insulting. ;)
Madeline McCann
Dear Jay-Z,
Please release Lord Lucan so that he can face justice over here.
Jill Dando
and The Moors Murders.
He's also best friends with Chris Langham
earlier on...
....I was walking down the stairs and fell over and as I fell I rolled and I've been rolling for 4 hours and i've scratched all my face off and you know who's bloody fault it is??
your choice of footwear?
no,wait. it was him again wasnt it?
Racism
Had only white people played Galstonbury we wouldnt be in this situation at all.
:D
I heard from loose change
that he flew both planes.
Jihad Z?
"I got 99 Problems but primary among them is the infidel's occupation of the holy land!
Also, a bitch ain't one."
Nick Grimshaw
is clearly Jay-Z's fault
^ POTD
As Billy Bragg once sang...
Just because you're better than me,
Doesn't mean that I'm Jay Z
England failing to qualify for Euro 2008
all the players listen to hip-hop/RnB shit, most likely Jay-Z...how does this get them pumped up for games? They should listen to Slayer instead.
Jay Z raped a dead dog in my back garden where everyone could see.
It made my Mummy cry.
Jay Z
slept with Ashley
I don't get it?
Ticket sales were down. Some people blamed him.
Crime was up. One person's asking if his appearance might have had some sway in it.
What else?
It was Jay-Zs complaint letter that got
the Heinz Mayonnaise advert taken off the air.
And I'm fairly sure he had a hand in Eldorado only lasting one series as well.
He just can't stop himself.
You don't get it, Wrighty.
All of these statements are facts.
Was Jay-Z responsible Saloon being Festive 50 Number one
in 2002 (when we all know it should've been MBA's Talk Hard??)
This has made me laugh more
than any post that i can remember in a while.
Thanks!
That sounds like faint praise
but it's still making me laugh!
i hurt my ankle this morning.
i'm pretty certain it was because of his ethnicity.
i now know who it is who keeps posting about Nike Air Max
and i'm looking in your direction Jay...
my cat
was poorly and was given an unnecessary enema, now it falls over when it sneezes
I hear he
is producing Gary Glitter's new album.
Apparently he wants to be the Dave Sitek of the pederast world.
Jay Z
shot JR
Jay-Z stole my bike
its jay-z's fault
that weezer are no longer good.
Jay Z
J'accuse!
Diana, Kurt, Jimi, Janis, Bob, HIV, Tsunami, global warming, Monster Munch changing their texture and Rinos no longer being made, me losing that fiver in the park when I was 12, Simon Cowell, Hiroshima.
All that stuff - you will find Jay Z, Zelig like, in the background...
Jay Z gave me a mouth ulcer
but gave Noel a taste of his own creampie
I have seizures every time I hear children singing.
Thanks to Jay-Z and his sampling of the popular musical Annie, I have suffered greatly since it's release.
Cheers Jay-Z.
Jay Z
shoots teenagers in london
is that a bit too current?
Jay Z makes pigs smoke
Jay Z has a barn with 40ft chickens inside
they dont know why theyre so big!
Jay-Z
gave channel 5 the money to steal Neighbours off of the BBC
This
clearly will be the thread of the week, many a laugh.
JINXXXXX
but yes it should be
Jay Z found the broadsheet-sized Independent too cumbersome
Jay-Z toppled Bob Holness from Blockbusters
and installed Michael Aspel.
Jay-Z
reckons that Peter Sutcliffe was simply "Having a laugh"
Jay Z didn't like the taste of Tab Clear
so now no one can enjoy it.
I'm sure Jay Z must have been marking my exam papers..
I got a free sample of raisins through the post last week. They were delicious.
I just got an email from jigga@jayzee.com informing me that Mr. Carter had picked them out of the hairs around his bottom.
Steven Tyler's broken foot
Accident?
I blame Jay Z for fucking shit threads on DiS
You might say he's the new Radiohead.
Or maybe even that Jay Z is 'doing a Radiohead'. You might, of course, not say that. I cannot tell.
99 racists
but Jay Z couldn't give one shit
Jay Z had a word with Antonio Di Natalie before he took that penalty vs Spain
and that is why he fucked it up, Jay Z was also Luca Toni personal coach during the Championships and that is why he scored 0 goals
I don't blame him for anything
He's such a great bloke.
jizza.@jayznakofliberia.com sent me an email today. OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD he trusts me the most to take care of his deceased uncle's billions of dollars in return for half the cash! He just needs my account number and sort code.
lol
^^
Jay-Z advised Chelsea to buy Chris Sutton
Jay-Z
broke the internet, simply by playing a music festival
i got 99 problems
but AIDS aint one!
i've got 99 problems
and each is directly the fault of Jay Z.
I followed his lead and
he made me realise I have 146 problems.
I have longed
for a pair of glasses like Larry David's father for quite some time.
Jay Z wore simmilarish ones on Jonathan Ross.
I no longer want them.
A dream crushed.
world poverty
is Jays fault.
i cant look at Omar Rodregeuz lopez
anymore cause he wears the same glasses!!
98 problems!
treat yourself
to a happy ending massage. That'll make you feel better.
It's my anniversary today
and if I don't get what's expected I may well have to.
Global warming:
THANKS, JAY-Z.
-
jigga ate my baby
The Credit Crunch
is all Jay-Zs fault
^ This - his massive amount of wealth,
property and ice is distorting world markets. And whilst we're on the subject of Jay-Z. Why oh WHY is he forcing supermarkets to sell soup in cartons instead of cans?! It makes me so angry. I love cans.
well this morning
I couldn't find my left shoe.
Either my toddler has wandered off with it again or.....
JAY Z strikes once more! Damn him!
so jay-z plays glastonbury
and Spain win Euro 2008...
coincidence?
yes.
Jay Z ate my hamster
I was so outraged
at him playing Glastonbury I made a point of raiding 99 tents, one for each problem of his.
Thanks Jay Z. Now I'm a criminal.
He had 99 tents
but couldn't find a pitch for one.
I swore I put a bar of Dairy Milk in the fridge this morning...
i've got a genuine one.
i blame him for kids at school shouting Jay Z at our Geography teacher, yep those were his initials. it was funny for about 2 seconds and then got rather irritating.
^^^ see
that should actually be rather cool, teacher obviously has no sense of humour, yes?
Doctor Who dying, same night Jay-Z played, coincedence? And it'll be all his fault when they have the cunning loophole that keeps him in next week too.
Can we blame Jay-Z for Kanye West? I hate that duck...
duck?
insulting. ;)
Madeline McCann
Dear Jay-Z,
Please release Lord Lucan so that he can face justice over here.
Jill Dando
and The Moors Murders.
He's also best friends with Chris Langham
earlier on...
....I was walking down the stairs and fell over and as I fell I rolled and I've been rolling for 4 hours and i've scratched all my face off and you know who's bloody fault it is??
your choice of footwear?
no,wait. it was him again wasnt it?
Racism
Had only white people played Galstonbury we wouldnt be in this situation at all.
:D
I heard from loose change
that he flew both planes.
Jihad Z?
"I got 99 Problems but primary among them is the infidel's occupation of the holy land!
Also, a bitch ain't one."
Nick Grimshaw
is clearly Jay-Z's fault
^ POTD
As Billy Bragg once sang...
Just because you're better than me,
Doesn't mean that I'm Jay Z
England failing to qualify for Euro 2008
all the players listen to hip-hop/RnB shit, most likely Jay-Z...how does this get them pumped up for games? They should listen to Slayer instead.
Jay Z raped a dead dog in my back garden where everyone could see.
It made my Mummy cry.
Jay Z
slept with Ashley
I don't get it?
Ticket sales were down. Some people blamed him.
Crime was up. One person's asking if his appearance might have had some sway in it.
What else?
It was Jay-Zs complaint letter that got
the Heinz Mayonnaise advert taken off the air.
And I'm fairly sure he had a hand in Eldorado only lasting one series as well.
He just can't stop himself.
You don't get it, Wrighty.
All of these statements are facts.
Was Jay-Z responsible Saloon being Festive 50 Number one
in 2002 (when we all know it should've been MBA's Talk Hard??)
This has made me laugh more
than any post that i can remember in a while.
Thanks!
That sounds like faint praise
but it's still making me laugh!
i hurt my ankle this morning.
i'm pretty certain it was because of his ethnicity.
i now know who it is who keeps posting about Nike Air Max
and i'm looking in your direction Jay...
my cat
was poorly and was given an unnecessary enema, now it falls over when it sneezes
I hear he
is producing Gary Glitter's new album.
Apparently he wants to be the Dave Sitek of the pederast world.
Jay Z
shot JR
Jay-Z stole my bike
its jay-z's fault
that weezer are no longer good.
Jay Z
J'accuse!
Diana, Kurt, Jimi, Janis, Bob, HIV, Tsunami, global warming, Monster Munch changing their texture and Rinos no longer being made, me losing that fiver in the park when I was 12, Simon Cowell, Hiroshima.
All that stuff - you will find Jay Z, Zelig like, in the background...
Jay Z gave me a mouth ulcer
but gave Noel a taste of his own creampie
I have seizures every time I hear children singing.
Thanks to Jay-Z and his sampling of the popular musical Annie, I have suffered greatly since it's release.
Cheers Jay-Z.
Jay Z
shoots teenagers in london
is that a bit too current?
Jay Z makes pigs smoke
Jay Z has a barn with 40ft chickens inside
they dont know why theyre so big!
Jay-Z
gave channel 5 the money to steal Neighbours off of the BBC
This
clearly will be the thread of the week, many a laugh.
JINXXXXX
but yes it should be
Jay Z found the broadsheet-sized Independent too cumbersome
Jay-Z toppled Bob Holness from Blockbusters
and installed Michael Aspel.
Jay-Z
reckons that Peter Sutcliffe was simply "Having a laugh"
Jay Z didn't like the taste of Tab Clear
so now no one can enjoy it.
I'm sure Jay Z must have been marking my exam papers..
that'll explain my poor poor marks. The swine!
Jay stole my llama
and slept with obama. . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Gp0ceOh1o
Jay-Z
makes Joey Barton mad, really mad.
he killed dirty den
and set up dirty den's wife
Jay-Z ate my baby
Jay Z was on the
grassy knoll.
They found Roc-A-Wear sneaker imprints.
I got a free sample of raisins through the post last week. They were delicious.
I just got an email from jigga@jayzee.com informing me that Mr. Carter had picked them out of the hairs around his bottom.
Steven Tyler's broken foot
Accident?
I blame Jay Z for fucking shit threads on DiS
You might say he's the new Radiohead.
Or maybe even that Jay Z is 'doing a Radiohead'. You might, of course, not say that. I cannot tell.
99 racists
but Jay Z couldn't give one shit
Jay Z had a word with Antonio Di Natalie before he took that penalty vs Spain
and that is why he fucked it up, Jay Z was also Luca Toni personal coach during the Championships and that is why he scored 0 goals
I don't blame him for anything
He's such a great bloke.
jizza.@jayznakofliberia.com sent me an email today. OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD he trusts me the most to take care of his deceased uncle's billions of dollars in return for half the cash! He just needs my account number and sort code.
lol
^^
Jay-Z advised Chelsea to buy Chris Sutton
Jay-Z
broke the internet, simply by playing a music festival
99 problems
but jay z ain't 1
oh no he didn't, didn't he
he burnt my pizza
Jay Z
Just gave Sean Slater a right good hiding...