the first cup of tea in the morning
most games consoles
my first copy of pokémon blue which is completed and has a missingno in my collection
pillows that smell like someone who has been sleeping there
add your own or berate me for starting such a shit thread.
you suck.
"pillows that smell like someone who has been sleeping there"
HEY EVERYONE! KLAIRE GOT BONED AT THE WEEKEND!
that was totally non relevant to even anything
all you have done since saturday is call me horrible names and refuse to be nice to me. it needs to stop. i've moved on, bamos.
I've been nice to you.
I'm letting you buy me lunch this week.
you called me a slut
and said you wouldn't see me for lunch because someone who wasn't you got to see me naked.
Naked lunch?
(I did also say the meningitis had made you fitter.
And if that's not a compliment, I have no idea what is).
richard WAS a busy boy!
so were james, james, tom james and tom!
ew
i mean "i wish!!!"
in the context of most of this thread,
that's decidedly un-eww.
why?
people talking about marrying meat?
oh
but then.. sex with rich?
sex with you?
wait, who are you trying to prove right?
i don't think anyone can win at this juncture.
true
apart from me, right?
no.
actually it is me
sorry
incorrect.
why
richard is less unpleasant than you?
:(
gutted
Hannah Montana
the state of Montana.
Why bother?
If your love for them is real, you don't need a ceremony. Just enjoy sharing time with them.
or in the case of the first cup of tea of the morning
just be glad you've allowed something to penetrate your insides before you left the house.
marmite, specifically on toast
anal beads
lol anal beads
I don't think you're joking, either.
care to find out?
mebbe...
/coy.
* That Q5s, that night. Maan.
* Disco Shed
* ChrisJabe
* Tarmogoyf (but only until October)
* Love letter from Conor Oberst
* First cup of tea in the morning, totally
elaborate on five!
^
This...
1) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=140594&id=545921671
2) http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/losninosdelparque/CIMG2383Small.jpg
oh wow
<3
both of those websites are blocked at work
:(
try changing
the i209 at the start of the photobucket link to www - this works for me.
damn
not for me. pesky clever dogs trust.
Here y'are...
1) http://discover.drownedinsound.com/images/39429.jpeg
2) http://discover.drownedinsound.com/images/39430.jpeg
oh my god
i am so jealous :(
How do you do shock face emoticon?
You get all the breaks as far as meeting cool people goes.
Is three an MTG reference
If so I have that card woooo me
the berlin wall
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-'married'-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html
oh god
advance wars. we've been in love for a while and living togther, but i feel a bit weird coming out and saying it
my ps3
its a beautiful machine
bacon sandwiches
steak
meat in general
i think we're soul mates.
:D
i'm probably gonna go get a steak sarnie
and play my ps3. RIGHT NOW!
i envy you so much right now :(
i have tuna and work.FAIL
i feel for you.
i deserve the rest though. i've been working my socks off, moving my own stuff and helping other people move their stuff. such a great guy.
i need the nutrients.
meat and games
i like you.
meat games?
gay.
HI
My pillows
mayonnaise
My old minidisc player that looked like a ship's porthole
My worry beads. They are ethnic I think.
My pikachu pillow that is soft as a kitten's underbelly (I don't know where I got this by the way, it just appeared in my room one day, I'm a man's man who eats 5 eggs a week)
My mackbook pro. It glows like an aztec treasure.
The Pulp album (His'n Hers) that I seem to have stolen off an ex, and reminds only of the good early stuff with her. not the dismal grey failure of the rest.
macbook
^5
Blankets, I love my blankets.
And possibly my iPod.
Oh and how did I forget make-up???
That would be my first choice.
duz boobz count as inanimit?
cuz boobz = :)
depends how big they are
i suppose
yeah, yours wouldn't count lol
she knows you want to fuck her phil
no point in the playground tactics.
And I know you want to fuck me
So why do you continue with the playground tactics?
wow, you think i want to fuck you
no wonder you never get laid if you pick up dead signals like that.
I hate being sarcastic with you
You just get more and more sarcastic in return. It's intensely frustrating.
Do you still want your birthday present, or are you going to continue being nasty to me?
that's so lame
don't give if you can't receive. of course i want a present! i didn't get any this year so it would be nice.
This makes me think of Great Expectations
Pip Bloomfield and E-stella Roberts.
"E-stella, why do you deceive all these men into thinking that you like them and act as though you hate me?"
"Pip. I deceive them all except you"
My Sony dream machine
It's reliable, simple yet innovative, classic and sexy yet always manages to surprise me every morning.
I would marry a woman like it but I think i'll have to be content with the object itself.
Vaio?
Nice.
NO NO NO
sort of like this
http://www.surveillance-equip.com/dreammachine.jpg
only in a cube shape. I can't find a picture of it, on the net. It's called a "digicube" and it is one of the technological icons of the 90s, along with the nokia 3310.
my new framed Source Tags poster
my pre-amp
my acoustic
that occasional cup of tea that is just perfect
my 80gb iPod
I spend more time with it than I'd spend with a wife anyway
The Rickenbacker 4003
A Leica M3
plus, a wife wouldn't have inbuilt solitaire.
exactly
I don't see how any marriage can function without inbuilt Solitaire
i won four games in a row
on a train from brighton to london the other night. i was KILLING.
i wish apple now owed me the $700 i won really.
^this
and my casio sk-1...and my computer obvs
fail
that was aimed at the 80gb ipod answer
my ipod
Drinking some water
just after you've run for ages and are reeeeaaallly thirsty.
Or
Stretching when you first get up.
They're both almost orgasmic.
Although I couldnt marry them as they're not even inaminate objects, more actions. Or concepts.
supersmashbrosbrawl.
oh man
the cut scenes.
oh jesus the cut scenes are pretty much the most nintendo thing in the world.
kill me and reincarnate me as someone who is currently playing that game please
but preferably not me
cause then you'd still be trying to figure out why you can't jump.
you're not currently playing it
you don't count.
i'm playing it
online too.
i'd marry...
my guitar and my pointy shoes. I lose.
who won the zonino shoes?!
i don't actually know...
...if anyone took any pictures!!
true
very true. at least you didn't say your hairspray.
or straighteners
or girls' jeans
you lot....
..can bugger off! I'm not alone in the usage / ownership of any of the above, as well you know!
yeah but
you're an easier target. you're less beefy.
*hunky and manly
i still sound like i'm insulting someone
i might just stop posting.
haha
quite the contrary! as an official food-mentalist, i revel in the fact i wear size 10 skinny jeans!
wow
that is so hot. you know just the kind of thing to say to make a girl worry about her jeans being stolen by her boyfriend.
Michelle...
steals mine
she is encouraging you
:)
To be fair he is a size bigger than me.
i really want to say
...i like 'em baggy. but i wont.
And I warn you now...
someone else also wears girls jeans btw!
someone else?
in the world?
that doesn't surprise me.
who?
he can't possibly mean me
cause i was wearing mens jeans at the weekend.
michelle's a man?
you were wearing men's at the weekend, but what about during the week?
ask the DiS Nottingham lunchtime committee
they'll tell you. Possibly.
i'm not going to ask them what gender trousers you are wearing today.
:D
Gav could tell you later after rehearsals
i'm worried
that he's not telling me himself because they are women's trousers.
NO I COULDN'T.
we all rehearse Goodbye Horses as faithfully to the original as we can. Adam has got the gooch-tucking down to a tee. that's why he's our main man.
um...so do you go to rehearsals trouserless
i want to cry
I may join you
That can't be a pretty sight!
i'm picturing the two of them
oh god i can't even type i want to stab my eyes out.
the irony...
is that you could quite easily take your eye out with that...
Why?
is it small and sharp
you should know
:(
I meant Adam...
that I don't know
let's not have this conversation any more
:(
I think I am already scarred.
Nothing will erase the scene I currently have in my head...not even scissors to my eyes.
I threw up a little in my mouth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuPl6HrZT0
i can't see youtube at work
for this i am almost glad.
it's the baffalo bill scene
oh dear
you sound like a right fanny
haha
that's charming
i don't know who you're saying that to
i'm going to assume me and sulk.
i didn't either
so assumed me
i meant gav!
muhaha
i retract...
all previous nice statements i have made re: you.
awwww
you always hurt the ones you love!
creep.
/forgiven.
I seriously hope you're quoting Radiohead song titles
Should the pillow smell pretty amazing?
Anyway, my copy of Anna Karenina and Russian Doll of terrorists.
it doesn't matter whether it's good or bad
it's just reminiscent. remini-SCENT.
my new forthcoming bike
http://www.cambridgecyclecompany.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=3
my Pure Evoke 1 digital radio
my blue Le Creuset casserole dish
wow
that bike is the same as mine. except mine was £100 cheaper.
oh really? damn
mine was £20 cheaper. But I had to buy as part of a work scheme thing, so I'm only paying monthly anyway, it's not too bad.
I'm definitely getting myself some liability insurance though, your experience worries me!
join lcc
then you'll get free liability insurance
http://lcc.org.uk/index.asp?PageID=49
the shower
good pillows
duvets
my laptop if it werent so broekn
other than that, material possesions meh
people you love FTW
please sophia
i'm eating. less of the sappy boyfriendy stuff.
who said i was talking about my boyfriend?!
i was talking about special people, friend i <3 and family, DOOFUS.
you were even included.
oh
sorry
xxxx
you're forgiven
xxxx
a really fit corpse?
I don't know.
er
my cricket bat
my gold Majora's Mask cartridge
probably my bed actually. That'd be a marriage made in heaven.
all majora's mask cartridges are gold
at least i thought so
cos mine is. unless yours is actual solid gold? if so, kudos.
I assume you got yours early
my Ocarina one is too, but i thought both were limited edition. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way, I still love Majora's Mask.
ocarina is so much better
do we really need to have this conversation again? you're wrong :(
NERD ALERT!
it is not
goodbye
oh god
you will regret saying that.
you're right
ocarina > majora's mask, hands down.
and
i'm studying computer games at university!
yeah
you'll be failing
Why not focus on the important issues:
Mariokart is better than both of them.
are you gay or something?
mariokart is in no way even slightly comparable to something like ocarina of time/majora's mask. jesus.
ocarina of time
is one of the best games ever made!
mario kart is fun for a bit then boring.
roight!
ocarina of time (best game in the world) > super smash bros. brawl > mario kart DS > twilight princess > majoras mask > mario kart ds
ALSO OMG I NEED TO BUY OKAMI NOW.
try telling adam this
tight jeans cutting off the circulation to his brain.
me?
who are you
ducko
mario kart ds
appears twice.
the second one is supposed to be wii
because I have no brain I have no brain
sorry
but MK Wii > MK DS
and i love both.
hmm
i've not played MK wii but really? is it seriously better than MK DS?
yes
yes it is. Wheels, big multiplayer, its just great great great.
wow
cars with wheels now? that was always a big setback on the ds, the lack of wheels.
are you being facetious?
i can't tell :p
ACTUALLY
Mario Party 2 > all of those except ocarina
hmm
i dunno, brawl is pretty amazing.
I would've allowed
Twilight Princess or Superman 64
twilight princess?
also i think you mean goldeneye.
solve my maze
yeah GoldenEye also.
sorry. Perfect Dark.
:D
my bed
my laptop
but we already have a really good three-way relationship going on, marriage might just ruin the whole dynamic
Pretty much all of my wonderfully pointless
otaku stuff - you know, clothing, bags, figurines, all that kind of junk. I'm starting to worry at what point I have to stop it all. I'd say I have 5 years at least. I reckon anyhow. If I age remarkably well, perhpas another five. Although I'd say I'm pretty much married to it all anyhow. I could never love any person as much - not even close.
[Currently wearing: Naruto Pyjamas and gloves, 2 Tsubasa necklaces, Haruhi Suzumiya necklace & bracelet, Death Note wrist band and Puchuu hat. I'm getting dangerously close to the geek-freak divide, I guess. I should probably watch that....]
pics of said naruto pyjamas required.
^this
Well, the top is just a Naruto t shirt
I got the actual pyjama bottoms to stretch enough, they're just plain with 'Naruto' written in red down one leg, but the top was never going to happen. I think it's, like, boys age 9 or something.
If you meant with me in them, no chance...
:(
i would have!
MXR Bass D.I.+
some thing crude
about a jack input
oooh and also...
my Coffee bean grinder. This is not a euphamism. This is probably not how euphamism is spelt.
and your cigarettes
so many things I have to contend with
mmmm
cigarettes.
good point
social cigarettes.
no such thing
mwah.
yes and what do I have that is more important?
2 cigarettes?
a pack of cigarettes? i want a cigarette.
a vagina?
put those 2 together....
....and you're in thailand.
Farm land?
something about Robert Mugabe?
Andre Nel's jockstrap?
"Pyroticnics"
hahaha
shush
i'm desperate for one :(
My Ak47
a 12" copy of Leisurenoise
i cant actually think of anything that isnt food that i would marry
I CAN'T EVEN FIND LOVE IN AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
this is a sad state of affairs
eyeliner?
safety wink
wooooo
saved by that safety wink!
would you have drawn on my face with your eyeliner? :(
i wouldn't have just used eyeliner
black eyeshadow would be involved too...:D
.
chris haslam's beard
a bottle of hendricks gin
my beat up sneaker collection
my copy of astray by samiam
I had a friend's copy of that
for years and years. I think it was a little bit more special to me because of the knowledge that it's prescence would be fleeting; I always knew that I'd have to give it back.
Plus, there's something about it that that just makes me love it intensely. I'm not sure what.